PARIS HILTON’s boyfriend, RIVER VIIPERI, has reportedly been arrested after starting a club fight over his girlfriend’s lesbian kissing, according to Hollywood news.

What now, Paris?

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Paris Hilton may or may not have something against gay men, but she thinks making out with other girls is hot.

One night in Vegas, Hilton shared a kiss with another female party goer inside the XS club in Encore hotel. While it must’ve been a pretty exciting girl-on-girl action for other witnesses, the aspiring house deejay’s new boyfriend, 21-year-old model River Viiperi, got so upset that he allegedly punched the other girl’s boyfriend.

According to the latest Hollywood news, LINDSAY LOHAN was arrested in New York for an alleged hit and run incident.

Whoa!

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Just days after Lindsay Lohan complained on Twitter about why Amanda Bynes has gone unpunished for her legal and moral issues—which included drunk driving, driving with a suspended license, two misdemeanor hit-and-runs and allegedly doing drugs—Hollywood’s favorite troubled actress was arrested in New York… also for an alleged hit-and-run!

Funny how fate works, huh?

Celebrity news tells us that FRED WILLARD won’t be prosecuted for being caught pleasuring himself inside a porn theater in Hollywood. But he still won’t be let off that easily…

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Fred Willard, who just recently lost his job after being arrested for not learning about the internet giving himself a hand while watching a flick at an adult movie theater instead, won’t be thrown into the pokey or pay a hefty fine.

So what’s the catch?

FRED WILLARD has just been fired from his PBS show following his arrest for allegedly masturbating in a porn theater in Los Angeles, Hollywood news reports.

Yikes!

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In light of his very embarrassing arrest, Fred Willard appears to have lost his dignity… and his job!

The comedian was fired off and replaced by Mark Wahlberg as the narrator of PBS’s “Market Warriors,” the spinoff of the “Antiques Roadshow” reality series, at the wake of his arrest for a charge of lewd conduct after allegedly being caught in a Los Angeles porn theater with his pants down.

Star news tells us that JUSTIN BIEBER explained his recent paparazzi freeway chase in a 911 call that he made minutes after he was pulled over for speeding.

Oh, and he used a fake name.

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Justin Bieber probably thought outrunning his five paparazzi who chased after him along an L.A. Freeway last week with his attention-grabbing chrome Fisker was smart. Too bad he got pulled over for it after TEN 911 emergency calls from other motorists.

JUSTIN BIEBER was pulled over and ticketed for speeding on a Los Angeles freeway on Friday, according to recent star news.

Why was he speeding? To get away from the paps, of course!

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Justin was driving his rolling violation of a car—the amazingly awesome and eco-friendly Fiskar Karma given to him by manager Scooter Braun and mentor Usher for his 18th birthday—when he got busted for speeding during a high-speed chase with the paparazzi.