We’re not sure why KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN seems to be wearing a sofa slipcover. Granted, it may be a very expensive haute coutoure sofa slipcover, but still a sofa slipcover nonetheless. With matching periwinkle blue flip flops. And carrying what looks like 10-inch black stiletto platforms…
Kourtney was snapped flanked by two towering bodyguards as she was leaving the Clover Nails Salon in New York last night wearing this all-encompassing tent of a…uh…dress? Is this from the Kardashian Kollection?
LINDSAY LOHAN wore zombie make-up to the courtroom the day the judge revoked her probation for getting kicked out of her community service program:
With flaxen hair, pale waxy skin, and a sleeveless white dress accessorized with a flowing white scarf, we’re not exactly sure what kind of image Lindsay wanted to portray with her bruised-looking slap-on blush and I’m-a-victim-of-domestic-violence mauve eyeshadow. Was she channeling Tim Burton‘s “The Corpse Bride” by any chance?
ROONEY MARA went from a pierced and tattooed gothic punk for her role in “Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” to covering Vogue Magazine. From scary to plain edgy, this girl may very well have chameleon blood in her veins. Who’d have thought she’d make such a good cover model?
The W Magazine cover she posed for in May had Hollywood celebrity websites shuddering at the apparent destruction wrought upon such a pretty face, and the transformation from a fresh, dewy girl to Lisbeth Salander was shocking to say the least:
NICKI MINAJ convincingly played the part of a courtesan on the November cover of W Magazine. With the eye-searing colors and celebrity crazy fashion she’s usually decks herself out in, she looks downright demure as an 18th century entertainer of the flesh…
And celebrity news thinks…underneath all her garishly bright make-up…Nicki Minaj has such a pretty face. Why she hides it behind her loud rapper personality, we’ll never know.
Artist Francesco Vezzoli decked Nicki out as a courtesan for the magazine’s annual Art issue:
NICKI MINAJ attended the 2011 American Music Awards press conference in Los Angeles in a bizarre, colorful outfit that definitely stole the show… but maybe not in a good way.
Nicki, along with “I Know You Want Me” rapper Pitbull, graced the event at the JW Marriott in an attention-stealing outfit worthy of no one but the “Super Bass” star herself.
JESSIE J dropped jaws (and raised some eyebrows) when she went pseudo-topless for the red carpet premiere of “Demons Never Die” in London. She never fails to shock us with her quirky fashion style.
We all know how much Jessie J loves to wear bodysuits that show off every single curve of her figure, which is already a pretty daring feat, but now it seems she’s decided to take it one step further by opting for a bodysuit that conveys the illusion of nudity.
