Do you know that SIMON COWELL lives on a bizarre liquid diet that includes a vitamin intravenous drip? No wonder the “X-Factor” chief and resident meanie has an acerbic tongue and bluntly insulting manner. Try living on liquid food for a week or two and see how you like it. And Simon‘s apparently been at this for years…

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Hollywood rumors poked their nose into Simon‘s kitchen to investigate reports of his weird liquid diet, and they found out it starts at breakfast as soon as he wakes up with following, in strict order:

LILY ALLEN slammed the Hollywood size zero standard and blamed it all on stars in the industry not eating. That’s Hollywood’s secret to its “unobtainable” size zero, the British pop singer says, and even hinted that drugs played a large part in this “no eating” lifestyle.

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“(People) are taking speed not to eat. In America everyone abuses that Adderall stuff,”

Allen, who is currently happy with the weight she is in, is concerned that:

Hollywood celebrity websites have investigated into the cause of SELENA GOMEZ‘s “illness,” and it turns out she had a craving for junk food that led to her subsequent malnutrition, that spiraled into iron deficiency, and which in turn resulted in severe headaches and nausea. Our question: why is she craving junk food?

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What’s next? Pickles and ice cream? Ketchup on bananas? At least those foods are healthier…

“I love M&Ms, Kit Kats, Snickers and Goobers at the movies,”

KIRSTIE ALLEY is aiming for a 22-inch waistline, according to the latest celebrity news. Honestly, we think she might be overreaching just a tad bit, but who knows? Maybe she can pull it off.

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Kirstie has already lost a whole lot of unwanted weight off of her body, thanks to her stint on ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ So what’s stopping her from getting a 22-inch waist?

Nothing, according to Kirstie.

How can VICTORIA BECKHAM have a figure like a lamppost and still have an appetite so big, a friend says she “eats like a horse.” Eats what? Pureed baby food?

Celebrity chef and Beckham family friend Gordon Ramsey swears by the ravenous appetite of this slender fashionista and claims she eats more than people believes she does. Do we take that to mean more than what a third-world child living in extreme poverty eats in a day?

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Speaking of weight, have you seen pictures of Kate Middleton lately and wonder if she’s dwindling away? The Duchess of Cambridge may have taken her pre-wedding diet a little too seriously and carried it over to her new life as a much-scrutinized royal celebrity.

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A lot of media photos show her growing progressively thinner as the months go by. Is she following in Diana‘s footsteps and going all bulimic on her prince and British subjects?