Hollywood rumors say Kris is ready to testify in his annulment proceeding that Kim cut him off from sex almost immediately after their $18 million wedding extravaganza last August. Was it because Kim was so busy figuring out the take from their nuptials, or did she have her head wrapped around conceptualizing her reality shows to include her then-husband?

“Almost immediately after the wedding, they stopped having sex,”

a source told Life&Style Magazine. And Kris is dead set on taking her to court about it.

“Kim’s freaking out. All of her dirty laundry will be aired and there is a lot to air. Kim is a calculating person who does things to benefit her wallet. That’s her top priority! Everything will come out in court — even their sex life.”

While we usually take these kinds of reports with a grain of salt, Life&Style commands more credibility than most tabloids since the Kardashian sisters normally use the publication as part of their self-promotion.

Only last April, Kourtney graced the cover of Life&Style in a bikini three weeks in a row. A month later, Khloe and Kim covered the magazine for two consecutive weeks. In fact, the magazine has hyped just about every angle of the Kardashian Klan’s money-making schemes.

And now they’re saying Kim cut Kris out of the bedroom as soon as they tied the knot. And if allegations they didn’t consummate their marriage turn out to be true, then Kris‘ grounds for annulment based on fraud would be considerably strengthened.

So how will Kris Humphries explain all those honeymoon photos?

Photos Via Kris Humphries’ Twitter / Via Kim Kardashian’s Twitter / Via Life&Style Magazine, February 22 Issue

The R&B singer took to the stage with the New Edition at Landers Center, just a few moments after receiving the news of Houston‘s death, and despite having had a troubled marriage with the multi-Grammy awardee, peppered by domestic abuse, drug co-dependency, and trouble with the law, he grieved for Whitney while continuing to profess his love for her…

“First of all, I want to tell you that I love you all,”

Brown told the audience.

“Second, I would like to say, ‘I love you Whitney.’ The hardest thing for me to do is to come on this stage tonight.”

And while Brown didn’t come onstage until the second song, “Hit Me Off,” which he performed enthusiastically, he broke down while singing his solo hit, “Tenderoni,” and had to ask the audience to help sing the song with him as he cried.

Brown and Houston were married from 1992 to 2007, and have an 18-year-old daughter together, Bobbi Kristina Brown. They’d also collaborated professionally on the 1993 hit, “Something In Common”…

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The comic, 36, who recently finalized his divorce from estranged pop star wife, Katy Perry, sparked fears about his health among the audience when he suddenly announced he was feeling awful in the middle of a spiel. Did the blinding headache he experienced have anything to do with the stress of his separation from Katy?

“I have a terrible pain. I need pain killers. Sorry about this.”

Brand, 36, told his shocked audience at the sold-out ComedySportz Theatre in Hollywood.

“I feel nauseous now. I feel sick.”

Still, despite the pounding in his head, he tried to make light of the situation, finding something to laugh about in the midst of his pain.

“I think I’m such a professional showman this is beyond ridiculous stopping to take medication.”

Apparently, Russell‘s health woes, which date back to his drug-addled past,  have come back in full force ever since he announced he was filing for divorce from his wife of 14 months, 27-year-old Katy.

And who wouldn’t feel awful, having to be forced to walk away from a $20 million divorce settlement because he’s a hard-headed son of a gun because he respects her too much?

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Despite the iron-clad prenup, Kim and her legal team are allegedly offering Kris the option to engage in financial negotiation so Kim can have the marriage ended amicably, and above all, privately. But Kris isn’t seeking a cash settlement and wants the whole world to know Kim married him under false pretenses…

“There have been informal settlement talks going on between Kim and Kris‘ respective lawyers,”

a source told RadarOnline.

“Team Humphries has made it crystal clear though that Kris isn’t seeking any money from Kim. Kris doesn’t want one penny from her. His lawyers have said the only terms acceptable for a settlement would be if Kim agrees to Kris’ contention that the marriage was a fraud. There is a stand-off at this point because Kim will never agree to that, she says the marriage wasn’t a fraud. It just didn’t work out.”

Looks like Kris Humphries is ready to go to war over his fraud allegations, and he isn’t concerned about the money at all.

Is this whole brouhaha, like their ill-fated wedding, quickly turning into the divorce of the decade?

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Kimmy has reportedly instructed her divorce attorney to formally petition the court that her divorce from Kris Humphries be heard by a private mediator. Apparently, she doesn’t want it to play out in public or on camera, which makes the whole thing mighty suspicious. Don’t you think?

What? Kim shy away from bringing up her show’s ratings?

“A public trial is the last thing that Kim wants, and she has instructed her lawyer to formally petition the court so that the divorce can be heard by a mediator, which is routinely done in California, since it’s a no-fault state,”

a source told RadarOnline.

“Kim doesn’t want a long drawn out trial. She wants the mediation to be private, confidential, and legally binding. She and Kris have no assets together and kept separate bank accounts, so this is a fairly routine divorce proceeding. Kim just wants this over and done with.”

Oh, come on, Kim. Are you going to deny your rapt audience the chance to finally know how it really ended? After all, you did make us suffer through hours of your $18 million wedding special…

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The Twinkies are using the money from the auction to augment their Community Fund, and the media circus surrounding Kim and Kris‘ 72-day marriage has given them an opportunity to do just that. Hmmm…wouldn’t this be considered a disloyalty to Minnesota native and New Jersey Nets power forward, Kris Humphries?

“We have as far as we know, a one-of-a-kind item — a baseball with both of their signatures which we believe is best used to raise incremental funds for the good works of the Community Fund,”

Kevin Smith, executive director of public affairs for the Twins has announced of the ball signed by the now estranged couple during that fateful July 2011 game.

As of early this morning, bidding for the item at eDeal.com has reached $1,000 in an auction that ends next week.

Looks like the Twins have finally found a use for this miscellaneous item in their inventory. Wonder how much the signed baseball will go for after all the bids have come in…

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Kris has been itching at the bit to tell the whole world what really went down during the time he spent with the three-ring circus that’s the Kardashian Klan. Only thing is, his prenup prevents him from doing so. Which is the reason he’s suing his estranged wife for fraud -  so he can open the whole can of worms on what he claims was their fakery of a marriage…

Will a good dose of real reality finally bite Kimmy on her prodigious behind after years of “baring” her whole life on camera for the moolah ratings?

According to TMZ, Kris and his lawyer, Lee Hutton, want to “expose the modus operandi of reality TV” by proving to the whole world that Kim was only after the ratings for “Keeping up with the Kardashians,” and never intended to stay married to Kris at all.

So they’re now seeking the judge’s permission to have the divorce proceedings televised to show Kim‘s propensity for fraud, which are the grounds upon which Kris‘ annulment counter-suit is based.

Will Kim Kardashian finally be unmasked for who she is?

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If this piece of news is true, it looks like the English comedian likes a certain type…either that, or he wants his soon-to-be-ex-wife to know she’s not the only blue-eyed brunette that rocks his world.

Why Russell would allegedly target someone who looks almost exactly like his estranged wife, one can only guess. Especially as Zooey, who’s recently filed for divorced from her musician husband, Ben Gibbard around the same time Russell filed for divorce from Katy, happens to be a singer too!

“Russell has had his eye on Zooey for a long time. And he’s been sending funny, flirty texts to see if they can get together.”

A source told OK! Magazine.

“He thinks she’s hysterically funny and cute, too. He loves her quirky sense of humor, and thinks they’d be great together both on-and off-screen. There’s a real spark there.”

The tabloid says the “New Girl” star is intrigued by Brand‘s interest (Who wouldn’t be?).

“But she’s heard about his reputation as a womanizer, and isn’t sure whether she’s ready to rush into another relationship so quickly.”

The source revealed.

So is Zooey Deschanel going to see where a relationship with Russell Brand will lead her? Especially as she’ll always be compared to his soon-to-be-ex-wife?

Your guess is as good as ours.

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Ashton has reportedly been visiting Demi in her Benedict Canyon estate where he’s been photographed arriving several times since Demi was released from the hospital after her “health scare.” He was out of the country on work commitments when his soon-to-be-ex-wife was rushed to the emergency room after allegedly having a bad reaction to inhaling nitrous oxide, but it seems he’s making himself available in the only way he knows how.

“This has been a very hard time for Ashton. He loves Demi very much, and he feels absolutely helpless right now,”

a source told RadarOnline.

“Ashton and Demi have been praying together at her house, and he mainly just wants to provide comfort to her right now.”

So does this mean there may be room for reconciliation between this two?

“This absolutely isn’t a reconciliation, but there is still a lot of love there and he would never turn his back on her — it’s just not who Ashton is.”

The source continued.

“Ashton has had loved ones in his life that have dealt with addiction issues, and he realizes that it’s counter-productive for someone to be forced to go to rehab. Ashton absolutely wants her to get help for what he thinks is the biggest threat to her health, anorexia, but Demi just isn’t ready to take that next step yet.”

Oh yeah. Tell that to Amy Winehouse.

“Ashton knows the addict has to want to get help for themselves. There is a lot of noise around Demi right now, and Ashton wants her to know he is there for her and supports her no matter what.”

And if praying with Demi will enlighten her to the true path…whatever it is…then we guess Ashton should do whatever he thinks it’ll take for Demi to realize she needs to get better…

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While all Jenny from the block wanted to talk about was her role as a beauty icon, mom and “American Idol” judge, she did touch on some issues about her divorce from Marc Anthony, which is really saying something because it looks like she’s moved on well along the road with backup dancer, Casper Smart…

“Marc and I were friends before we got married. We were friends for years. And we always loved each other, and we always worked together,”

J. Lo said, referring to her and her ex’s collaboration on their Hispanic reality talent show, “Q’Viva! The Chosen.”

“So it wasn’t like an unnatural thing to keep working together.”

But is that all there is to them these days? Work?

“Obviously, we have children together so it’s not like he’s not going to be in my life,”

Lopez added. She also admitted she’s still a hopeless romantic who believes in happy endings.

“I’m not going to sit here and lie to you about it,”

she continued.

“But at the end of the day there is real love there, and there is a family there.”

When Lauer reminded her of her “Vanity Fair” interview where she said she loves herself enough to walk away from the marriage, J. Lo quipped:

“Matt, I’m going to kill you right now. Everything I wanted to say about the divorce I said in that article, and Marc and I agreed we weren’t going to talk about it publicly again because it really is our personal life.”

And that, apparently, was that.

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Now that Russell Brand has been seen out and about with his virtual harem of beautiful ladies night after night…and has allegedly been trash-talking Katy to them, to boot…a devastated Katy looked for someone to turn to for solace, and reportedly fell right into the arms of one of her hunky backup dancers, Malik Le Nost…

Malik, who?

Exactly. There’s not much we know about Malik Le Nost except that he’s currently working at Katy Perry‘s “California Dreams” world tour, and he has the most beautiful skin.

“During the tour last year, Katy became extremely close to her band and ­backing dancers,”

a source told the London Mirror.

“They all lived in each other’s pockets and ­everyone knew how much Katy was suffering – not least of all Malik.”

“Throughout her trip to ­Jakarta and Manila, Katy spent a lot of time with him and the pair would often stay up late into the night chatting and ­drinking in the hotel bar of The Ritz-Carlton.”

“When they were dancing on stage together, it was clear she only had eyes for him.”

In fact, the “We Bought A Zoo” star is thinking of setting up house as far away from New York where Ryan and Blake have been cavorting around of late. Somewhere as far away as London, where she’s been reported to have scouted for apartments just last week…

“Scarlett doesn’t want any awkward run-ins with Ryan and Blake in New York”

a friend of the 27-year old actress told the UK Daily Mail.

“She was always a little uncomfortable about the fact that Ryan and Blake worked together while she was still married to him.”

Apparently moving away from the States is her next move after it looked like she could no longer reel in her ex-husband like she used to…he’d fallen for the “Gossip Girl’s” charms.

“When Scarlett is in New York she keeps a low profile. She wants to give the whole party scene a miss.”

ScarJo‘s friend continued.

“She’s filming a movie called “Under The Skin” in Scotland at the moment but she is hoping to meet someone new. She adores British men and would love a place and a man in London.”

Well, nothing like moving on to actually…move on. Scarlett‘s young and beautiful. She’ll get over Ryan once she’s put a fair distance between them.

You think?

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So that means there isn’t going to be any backstage histrionics, tear-stained back stories, or judges acting catty towards one another and the contestants. J. Lo and Marc Anthony wanted their format to be totally different from “The X Factor,” “The Voice,” “America’s Got Talent” and “American Idol” where the behind-the-scenes drama takes center stage over actual talent…

Well, that’s one way to stand apart from the rest, eh? The question is…can they overthrow the competition?

Instead of judging contestants from behind a panel, and spinning around in oversized chairs or rejecting hopefuls with a buzzer, Lopez and Marc Anthony, along with choreographer and creative director Jamie King, traveled Latin America to handpick the talent for “Q’Viva.”

“We’re not judges, we’re show producers and we’re putting together a live show,”

Marc Anthony revealed during a recent Television Critics Association press tour.

“What makes it interesting is we’re documenting the process. You don’t win anything. You either get cast in the final show, or not.”

Even when he had to turn down a young singer in Nicaragua, Marc Anthony did it ever so gently, telling her he couldn’t envision her fitting into the show. So if you get your kicks from snarky put-downs or dramatic contestants, you might find yourself disappointed.

“It’s going to be a great crossover. We’ve had Spanish people watch it, we’ve had English people watch … and it translates. We’re speaking in English, we’re speaking in Spanish, we’re speaking in Portuguese,”

a bi-lingual J. Lo said.

“I think because of all the reality-type shows that are out there right now, like “Amazing Race” that go to different countries, [having subtitles is] not a big leap for anybody. Plus the music and the dancers are really the star of the show.”

But most importantly…

“It was our dream to come together and show the world what Latin American talent really is. As much as we knew about it, going on this journey we learned so much more about it,”

Lopez continued.

“The world and everybody who takes this journey with us is going to be so pleasantly surprised, so elated, so lifted, so enriched by the experience.”

So that hopefully, we’ll have a kinder, gentler world, right? Lofty ideals for a show, yes. Let’s hope it sells…

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Hmmm…bitter much?

Looks like Russell has left a lot of things unsaid before filing for divorce, and is making up for lost time by bad-mouthing Katy in front of the bevy of beauties he’s been seen with night after night. Didn’t these two meet for some last ditch talks to save their marriage? Looks like the dialogue may have turned ugly because Brand is certainly turning on the vitriol…

“She discovered through her friends,”

a source revealed to US Weekly.

“One of the women told a friend of hers and it got back to Katy.”

And here we thought Russell Brand was the kind of English gentleman who’d think to leave well enough alone…he filed the divorce papers, after all.

“He’s spoken terribly about Katy to them,”

the source continued, saying Russell has singled out a particular female from his string of ladies with whom he’d expressed the desire to “explore a relationship” with.

“[Russell] told her he wanted her to move in with him after the divorce is final.”

We think Russell Brand may be hurting very badly and reacting to that hurt in the wrong way, and Katy Perry‘s been keeping her mouth shut all this while in the face of rumor and speculation.

Say something already, Katy!

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Don’t you just love the way Ashton‘s having the time of his life while his estranged wife recovers from what was described as “seizures” that prompted a 911 call?

Ashton was in South America doing a shoot for clothing brand Colcci’s new catolog with pregnant supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio during the weekend. And when the shoot finished, the actor stayed to party with friends and post this photo of himself on Twitter…

“Surfing the streets of Sao Paulo”

the grinning pic was captioned. Ashton seemed in no hurry to fly to the States despite probably having heard his estranged wife had been rushed to the hospital for health and exhaustion issues.

It’s not as if there’s any love lost between these two. They did snub each other in public during a pre-Golden Globes party, so why would you expect a newly-single Ashton to make haste to his hospitalized ex-wife’s side in her moment of crisis?

Looks like Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are so totally not going to have the amicable post-marriage relationship Demi has with Bruce Willis.

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Apparently, like all married couples, they’re going through a rough patch, but it’s not like it’s the end of the world.

The 38-year-old “Project Runway” judge and her 48-year-old English R&B singer husband were earlier reported to have split, with Heidi filing for divorce from her spouse of six years. Which turned out to be untrue. The pair aren’t going to ruin their marriage over a few fights…

“They’ve been fighting a lot lately, but they have no plans to announce a split right now,”

a source told People Magazine.

“They’re not divorcing.”

The source further divulged that distance has tested the closely-knit fabric of the couple’s publicly affectionate union, with Seal currently on tour to promote his new album, “Soul 2,” and more recently flying to New York to appear on “Late Show with David Letterman,” before proceeding to London for more commitments.

For Heidi, who’s gotten used to having her man close by, this may have chaffed quite a bit.

“They seem to be doing a lot better,”

the source continued, now that the couple are home together for the weekend at their Brentwood, California home.

“They’re both wearing their wedding bands.”

Ah, see…false alarm. Let’s cross our fingers and hope these two resolve their differences, and continue to make beautiful music together…

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Is the New Jersey Nets power forward doing a Kim K.?

Looks like the former Mr. Kim Kardashian is separating from his high profile publicity team after only 73 days of unholy matrimony… a period of exactly one day longer than his marriage. Did Kris cite “irreconcilable differences,” like his estranged wife did, or is he going with his original grounds of “fraud?”

Apparently not. It seems both sides have decided to amicably end their professional relationship on account of a major disagreement as to which direction Kris‘ off-court career image ought to take in the long term.

Originally, Kris Humphries hired Anderson Public Relations right around the time his porn actress reality starlet of a wife decided to end their marriage. Kris, unused to being in the limelight everyday of his life, had needed assistance in handling his image through the media barrage that followed.

Now the major part of the Kris Humphries-Kim Kardashian crisis seems to be over, Kris and APR couldn’t seem to see eye-to-eye on a post-Kim game plan.

APR, it’s been heard, is unhappy with how Kris handled his appearance on “Good Morning America” last month, choosing to brush off questions about Kim and focus on baking desserts during a cooking segment with his mother, instead.

Still, it’s an amicable split, and Kris and APR have chosen to remain friends. Ah…so it’s one of those celebrity divorces.

Meanwhile, Kris Humphries has started dating another PR firm based in New York, whom he’s informed…in no uncertain terms…that he just wants to focus solely on basketball.

Good for you, Kris…

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And the tattoo? It’s the “Statue of Liberty,” which happens to be Marc Anthony‘s pet name for his new lady love. And here we were going around with the impression that Latinos were supposed to be romantic. Who in el diablo calls their significant other the “Statue of Liberty?”

Apparently, Marc Anthony does. Because in his estimation, he credits De Lima with his new found “freedom.” Uh…freedom from what? Or more to the point, from who? From estranged wife, Jennifer Lopez?

Well, if you take it literally, yes. A tattoo reading “Jennifer” used to be on Marc Anthony‘s right wrist where his new “Statue of Liberty” replica now lies.

Ah…so that explains it. What we can’t explain is why he’s dragged his 17-year-old daughter, Ariana (in the TMZ photo with the tattoo artists above) with him to get the very same tattoo?

Is Ariana celebrating her freedom from Jennifer Lopez, too?

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Vanessa, who loyally stuck by Kobe in 2003 in the midst of a sexual assault case filed against him by a Colorado hotel employee, has finally had it with his alleged serial cheating, and after 12 years of marriage, filed for divorce from the L.A. Lakers shooting guard with whom she shares two daughters, $150 million worth of assets, and three Newport Beach mansions…

And she’s getting all three! So that’s the mansion Vanessa‘s mother currently lives in, their present home, and another newly-constructed crib that was two years in the making.

Looks like Kobe‘s attempt at getting back with his wife and fixing his marriage did not include renewing his vow of staying faithful, which leaves us scratching our heads…because if you have a wife who looks like that waiting at home, why bother tapping anything else?

Eh, Kobe?

Kobe?

Never mind, Vanessa, you can bulldoze one of those three mansions down to the ground if it makes you happy…

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Brand is in L.A. right now to meet with Katy to discuss their separation and finalize the impending divorce. Sources say Katy‘s made this meeting an opportunity to have some last ditch talks with her estranged husband in a bid to save their marriage. But the main reason Katy wants Russell back, Hollywood rumors argue, is because she’s hell bent on pissing off her pastor parents who’d prefer her to date someone with a little bit more religion…

“The 36-year-old will have an emotional showdown with Katy, 27, to discuss their separation and finalise the impending divorce.”

A source tells the UK Daily Mail.

“The “Firework” singer claims that she wants to fight to save her 14-month marriage and desperately wants to get back together with the long haired funnyman. Perry is not ready to start dating any other men and has not been influenced by her Christian parents, Mary and Keith Perry, who are keen to see her date someone more religious.”

Is Katy incensed over her folks trying to get her together with Tim Tebow? Especially after they went as far as inviting the bible-toting Denver Broncos starting quarterback to their congregation gathering at Huntington Beach, California, and declaring that Katy‘s impending divorce was a gift from God?

So is Katy just trying to get back at her parents for interfering in her life? You be the judge…

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