Time to paint that little Snooki family picture in your head…

Looks like Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is all ready to become a full-on mom, and the “Mother of the Year” at that—she’s got names picked out, is moving out of the rowdy “Jersey Shore” house, has stopped tanning herself for the baby’s safety and can’t be more excited to prove everyone what a great mom she can be… to her little baby boy.

That’s right, Snooki and her fiance Jionni DeValle is expecting their own little guido in September!

The reality star exclaimed to In Touch Weekly:

“Everyone said I was going to have a boy, and they were right!”

And like us, she imagined having a girl that she can dress up and everything. She admits to the mag:

“I thought it was going to be a girl. I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls. It’s still my baby, no matter what. I’m excited either way!”

As for the name choices, she says it would probably either be Jionni Jr. or Lorenzo.

What do you think of Snooki having a baby boy?

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Check it out:

Due in 8 days, Tiger Woods‘ pregnant former mistress Rachel Uchitel shed her clothes for her black-and-white maternity photos where she showed her baby bump in a photo shoot inspired by Demi Moore‘s Vanity Cover—except that she wore a sexy g-string too.

In another photo, the New York native draped herself with a white semi-sheer cloth as she hugged her bumps… Yes, including her lactating knockers.

We can’t help but imagine her asking the photographer to “photograph me like one of your French girls, wearing only this.”

Do you think Rachel‘s maternity photos are hot or inappropriate?

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Wow, they sure are in a hurry!

We know Trump Jr. sure can handle the finances when it comes to building a big family (or anything, for that matter) but he and Vanessa choose to do it now. After just 6 months after their third child arrived, their fourth is already on the way.

The eldest heir to the Trump legacy tweeted Wednesday:

“Vanessa & I have some good news. We are expecting baby [number] 4 in the fall!!! Kai, Donnie, and Tristan can’t wait!”

Donald Jr. added:

“They’ll be 13 months apart. Irish twins!”

On the other hand, with all that money, there’s enough for four or more children to go around with even with their parents out of the picture.

So, on that note, congratulations are in order…

Are you thrilled for Donald and soon-to-be mom for the fourth time Vanessa?

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At last!

According to the latest celebrity news, new celebrity mom Jessica Simpson has finally popped and delivered her and her fiance Eric Johnson‘s much-awaited bundle of joy.

Weighing at 9 pounds and 13 ounches, her daughter Maxwell Drew was 21.75 inches long… No wonder Jessica had such a huge baby bump!

The proud mom posted on her website:

“Eric and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby girl Maxwell Drew Johnson.”

Jessica continued:

“We are so grateful for all of the love, support and prayers we have received. This has been the greatest experience of our lives!!”

And one of the most grueling for us… But we’re sure the wait was worth it for the happy couple!

Congratulations Jess and Eric!

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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and is just around four months behind from the pregnant Jessica Simpson—who is clearly ready to pop, by the way—but the “Jersey Shore” star seems to be determined to keep her naturally small frame to prevent herself from turning into an elephant, as Vanessa Lachey had ruthlessly called Jessica.

Or at least Snooki hopes she doesn’t gain that much weight, because she won’t live to witness it!

She talks of her size to Us Weekly:

“I’m so skinny that I can wear larges or extra larges. I only just bumped up to a medium. I’m five months and you can’t really see anything. It’s gonna pop up in like a week.”

Snooki can’t be more thankful about her current size as she jokingly compares herself to Jessica:

“I would die if I were her size.”

And what is her current game plan? She spills:

“[Jessica] said she indulged in everything that she wanted. I’m trying to each healthy — fruits, lots of jelly and Italian ices. Nothing fattening at all.”

Judging from her size and frame, we highly doubt that she’ll ever get as big as Jessica but we’ll know in just a few months, won’t we?

Do you think Snooki will end up getting as big as Jessica?

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Congratulations are in order, and for real, it seems!

Looks like Megan Fox can finally prove just how maternal she is because she’s finally expecting her first child with her husband of almost two years, Brian Austin Green, according to yet another source. The incredibly pretty actress, who once said that she’d love to have two to three kids with Green, finally seems to be getting her wish!

So it looks like she’s not too broke to have kids after all…

E! News reports:

“The ‘Transformers’ star [Megan] is pregnant with her and husband Brian Austin Green‘s first child together, a source exclusively confirms to E! News.”

Of course we can’t imagine Megan as a mom now because of her sexy bad girl image, but come to think about it, she’s been on the right track. 30-plus and married for almost 2 years before having kids? Now that’s very conventional for a super famous celebrity, don’t you think?

Do you think it’s a boy or a girl for Megan and Brian?

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Tay sure loves being surrounded by a big family!

One-third of the band Hanson, who is currently touring internationally with his brothers for the promotion of their latest album “Shout It Out,” is expecting yet another baby with his 28-year-old wife Natalie, following their four other children, 9-and-a-half year old Ezra, 7-year-old Penelope, 5-and-a-half year old River and 3-year-old Viggo.

Taylor tells PEOPLE:

“Natalie and I are so anxious to meet our fifth mini-Hanson. As are the four siblings at home who are counting the days to the arrival.”

With his brothers Zac and Isaac having kids of their own (2 for each!), the Hansons sure are expanding…

Congratulations Taylor!

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Anna Paquin and husband Stephen Moyer are finally expecting their first half-human,-half-vamp baby together! Well, at least for the Oscar-winning actress as her child will make three for her husband who already has two from his previous relationships.

The “True Blood” co-stars, who wed in 2010 in Malibu, will be welcoming their baby as soon as this coming fall.

Before that, we get to catch the couple as Sookie and Bill on June 10 for the fifth season of “True Blood.”

Congratulations, Anna and Stephen!

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How exciting!

Melissa Joan Hart is finally expecting her third child, after giving birth to her last son with musician husband of almost a decade, Mark Wilkerson, 4 years ago. The former child star, popularly known to the previous generation as Clarissa, sure has no problem about having a big, happy family!

A source on the set of “Melissa & Joey” told Life & Style magazine:

“She’s pregnant, again. It’s baby no. 3 for Melissa!”

The source added:

“[Melissa] is really excited and is starting to show.”

The actress also hinted at the magazine that she probably wouldn’t have any problem following her 6-year-old son Braydon 4-year-old Mason Wilkerson with a few more kids, as she revealed:

“Since I was little, I knew that I wanted to have children. I’m the oldest of eight kids, and I have always liked the idea of a big family.”

Hopefully we’ll get to spot that baby bump on another “Twilight” saga red carpet! Just a few months more!

Congratulations, Melissa!

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Check out the barefaced Vanessa:

Unlike many celebrities who claim to be barefaced in their Twitpics, Vanessa Lachey dared to show her actually makeup-free face to thousands of Twitter followers last Friday (check out her missing eyebrows!). The gorgeous brunette, who is expecting her first baby with former “98 Degrees” husband Nick Lachey, tweeted a photo of her where she seemed to be enjoying her latest craving… and didn’t seem to show any facial changes, considering that she’s almost in her third trimester!

Vanessa tweeted the photo with the caption:

“Had sooo much fun at @TheStarSydney for the opening of @MarqueeSydney!!! Now it’s time for booty in bed!”

What do you think of Vanessa without makeup?

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And what a very blooming “walker” she is!

Hilary Duff, who is due to give birth to her first baby (boy!) with hubby of almost 2 years, Mike Comrie, shares just how many expectant mothers would feel during their last trimester, only with an extra dose of sense of humor. Referring to one of the lifeless creatures from NBC’s “The Walking Dead,” she shares on Twitter:

“Ok! no joke…When I get up, my massively pregnant morning walk looks like a “walker” from “The Walking Dead” #cmooooon BABY.”

The 24-year-old “Lizzie McGuire” star is obviously (and literally!) little no more as she becomes a full-fledged mother all prepared for her baby who will be popping out of her very soon. And with her baby shower done with last month, the singer-actress on hiatus is reportedly still receiving so much love and gifts!

“Aw another gift for the baby! What a spoiled little guy! Looks so comfy, I want one for me! Thank you Stokke Baby!”

Duff tweeted, along with a photo of the “Bounce ‘N’ Sleep” and MyCarrier.

I know many of us are not over her teeny bopper days, but doesn’t Hilary make an adorable mom anyway?

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Wowza!

In the latest star news, the soon-to-be-mommy and soon-to-be-married Jessica Simpson surprisingly looks sexy as does a Demi on the cover of Elle magazine’s April issue where she is photographed in a pose that Moore made popular in 1991 for Vanity Fair. Not to be outdone by anyone, she is the latest celebrity to pose nude for a magazine cover while pregnant, following Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer.

Donning only jewelry and windswept hair, the glowing new host of “Fashion Star” looked stunning in her cover and bloomed in the rest of her photos for the magazine, which also included a photo of her and fiance Eric Johnson kissing her “billion dollar tummy.”

The singer-actress also reveals in the magazine interview that her baby is indeed a girl and that she will be arriving this spring. Considering the short amount of time left until her much-awaited delivery, Jessica says they are already set on a name for the baby.

She tells Elle:

“We’re sure. It’s nothing shocking and nothing you’ll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they’ll know why.”

Jessica has the highest hopes for her baby girl, including following her own footsteps in fashion. She shares in her interview:

“I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins! Eric is so athletic — we’re gonna have this athletic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping, ’cause all she’s gonna want is sports bras and Nikes!”

Any guesses for her baby’s name?

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And a boy, finally! That makes three for Team Affleck!

Ahead of many other celebrity expecting this season, Jennifer Garner—who comes back on the big screen for “The Odd Life of Timothy Green” in August—shared news about daddy Ben Affleck no longer having to be outnumbered by girls in his family as another baby boy has finally joined them and their two kids, and Violet Anne, 6, and Seraphina Rose Elizabeth, 3.

While we’ve heard about Jennifer telling Jay Leno last August about her being pregnant, we’ve been waiting on her hand and foot about whether or not it was going to be another beautiful baby girl since then! The happy couple have also revealed that they have left the decision for the baby’s name up to their two girls. Aww!

While it should be refreshing to finally have a boy join their now growing family, Garner once told Ellen Degeneres:

“It would be so weird to have a boy,”

She was previously spotted in January with Affleck and when the baby boy was just a very visible baby bump.

“Honestly, I would do anything for that man, because I know it’s not taken for granted,”

Garner says to Us Weekly about Affleck. She proudly shares:

“He knows when to swoop in with the gesture. He’s sweet that way.”

How sweet! Congratulations Jen and Ben!

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Caleb and Lily, who tied the knot in May of this year, are about to have their first child. The happy couple tells Us Weekly:

“We are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together… We can’t wait to meet the new addition to our family.”

We can’t wait either! We bet their baby’s going to be devastatingly adorable! After all, how can it not, when it has two good-looking parents?

Congratulations, Caleb and Lily!

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After finding out about Kourtney’s second pregnancy with partner Scott Disick, Farrah tweeted:

“Im Shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM? Maybe its a fake pregnancy like kims wedding SAD”

Hours later, Kourtney replied:

“Why would I have anything to do with teen mom? I’m 32 years old! I may look young honey, but don’t get it twisted. :)”

Farrah, who couldn’t seem to let it go, tweeted again:

“Double standards in this world? Yes & guess what !age and money honestly do not change a persons poor choice . Quit making excuses:)”

Baby daddy Scott jumped in to defend Kourtney and said:

“Were (sic) not teenagers ya f**king moron”

Kourt’s sister Khloe then tweeted at Scott:

“I don’t even know who this person is? How do u?”

He tweeted back:

“I just thought she was some sh*t stain on twitter, no?”

Harsh!

But what’s up with Farrah? What she said doesn’t even make sense. Scott and Kourtney aren’t teenagers, and they have more than enough money to support a second child. What exactly were they supposed to have learned from “Teen Mom”?

Weird.

So whose side are you on?

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“Now I’m nine weeks along.”

Kourtney adds:

“You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”

Unlike their first pregnancy, which came as a surprise to both Scott and Kourtney, this one was a bit more planned. Scott admits:

“It wasn’t like we weren’t trying… We kind of just said, ‘If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.’”

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Celebrity news wouldn’t really be surprised if Beyonce actually prepared nine pre-pregnancy music videos for all the months she’ll be indisposed with her baby bump, just to keep fans entertained and content….

“Dance For You” enters into the realm of film noir in full black-and-white glory, where Beyonce disrobes to a silk teddy, garter belt and stockings, and sets out to seduce a stubbly private detective-type of guy in a dingy room with a huge ceiling fan throwing shadows on everyone and everything.

The song, which has been included as a bonus track on Beyonce‘s platinum album “4,” has a hot and sultry beat to it complements the mood of the music video and makes it ideal for bedroom listening…the seductive kind, that is.

Wouldn’t it be great if Beyonce has another music video in store for us this Christmas? Because we’re ready to be knocked of our socks for the holidays.

Aren’t you?

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