Because no, she is not pregnant, and the amazingly toned abdomen of this 43-year-old stunner will be the first visual aid in answering that question…

“I’m not having triplets. Not having twins. Nor am I having one baby,”

Jen told GQ Magazine in an exclusive interview, while lifting up her sweater and displaying her washboard tummy.

“You heard it here. I did not elope. I’m not knocked up now.”

Jen’s referring to the rumors that’ve been coursing through Hollywood gossip news of late that she’s gotten rid of a few bad habits to make way for a baby bump.

“Well, I recently quit smoking, and you do put on some extra pounds. It makes a difference, especially if you’re not 20,”

she explained.

“I think people maybe want me to have a kid now.”

She and beau, Justin Theroux, whom she met for the first time while filming “Wanderlust” with Paul Rudd, did the next best thing, though.

“We got a dog.”

Well, looks like we have a-ways to go because it seems the hottest woman of all time (according to Men’s Health Magazine) isn’t really in a hurry to have the patter of little feet in her household.

“I think that’s sort of cliché, isn’t it? Like, if you want to be happy, you should have the house, the husband, the kids.”

Jen continued.

“Kids are messy!”

So she isn’t Angie. Bid deal. She still has that flat tummy, though, eh?

Photos Via GQ Magazine, March 2012 Issue

If this is true, it looks like Kourtney Kardashian‘s own little family is about to be complete, and she still doesn’t want to get married. Wonder if momager Kris Jenner has anything more to say about that after Kourtney didn’t mince any words to let her know how she felt about her mother interfering with her life…

Still, it appears like Kourtney‘s wish to have a girl is coming true.

“Kourtney was hoping for a girl,”

a source told Life & Style.

“She loves having a boy but thinks having a girl would be perfect so she can dress her up and show her the ropes in life.”

Kourt says she feels her baby bump is even bigger now than when she was pregnant with her son, Mason.

“They say that with your second pregnancy, your body remembers and knows what it’s supposed to do, so you show faster the second time around. I guess that is true!”

Kourtney wrote in her blog.

“I am definitely showing faster than last time and loving it. Pregnancy is such a beautiful thing.”

So expect the newest member of the Kardashian Klan to make an appearance in the middle of summer. Who knows, maybe Kourtney and Scott will hold a contest for Kardashian fans to pick the best name for their new baby…

Photos Via Kim Kardashian‘s blog / Kourney Kardashian‘s blog

Five short years ago, Jamie Lynn Spears was well-known in Hollywood for two things: her role as Zoey Brooks on the Nickelodeon hit kids’ series, “Zoey 101,” and for being Britney Spears‘ little sister. And then she started making headlines for something else entirely: falling pregnant at age 16…

Now Jamie’s a devoted mom to her 3-year-old Maddie, and she’s turning 21 in April. After having practically disappeared from the spotlight following her pregnancy, which one newspaper called “the most high-profile out-of-wedlock teen pregnancy in Hollywood history,” Jamie Lynn has finally opened up on those turbulent times.

“After we wrapped shooting [for the season in 2007], I just wanted to go home to Louisiana and finish high school, be a cheerleader, all that. Then I found out I was pregnant. I was 16. I’d had one boyfriend,”

she tells Glamour Magazine in an exclusive interview on their March issue.

“It doesn’t make it perfect or all right. But I was judged for something that probably most everyone does. I was young. I was in love. I was like every other teenager, except I had this last name. And I made a decision that is forever my decision.”

Jamie Lynn has chosen to quietly raise her daughter, Maddie in Mississippi, not far from her hometown in Louisiana, and she now looks back on the choices she made to deal with her situation the best way she knew how.

“To have the world come down on a situation that was already affecting my family hugely was hard,”

Jamie Lynn confesses.

“I did feel responsible for the young girls and the mothers who I probably confused and let down. I apologize for that. But I wasn’t trying to glamorize teen pregnancy. I hated when [the tabloids] said that. Everybody is dealt a hand of cards. It was my choice to play them the way I played them. But the hateful comments hurt.”

Parents’ groups were outraged that Jamie Lynn, the star of a show aimed at young girls, was setting a dangerous example, and many others pointed fingers at the media for making teen pregnancy look glamorous. Then when “Zoey 101″ was abruptly pulled off the air, it all contributed to the huge amount of guilt and hurt for the frightened 16-year-old.

“I believe in safety and birth control as prevention. But like many young girls…I was really scared to go to the doctor,”

the young mother admits.

“And I was on a Nickelodeon show, and it [felt] especially embarrassing to ask someone to put me on birth control. I didn’t want to ask my doctor, because she had a little girl.”

Now that Jamie Lynn is living a private life, having split with her baby daddy, Casey Aldridge to whom she was engaged to at one point, she says she only wants one thing:

“I just want to be a soccer mom. I want to cook dinner every night. I want the kids to come home and be dirty and make the house messy,”

she reveals.

“At the same time, I have to be patient and wait for the right time and the right guy. I would have never known that until I went through what I went through. I’m just patiently waiting for Prince Charming.”

Jamie Lynn is young and she’s gone through the test of fire. We’re certainly rooting for her to finally find her happily-ever-after, just like her sister did…

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Snooki, who has been shrinking into oblivion thanks to her rigorous dieting and exercising, may be about to lose all her hard work… and all because she got knocked up.

Or did she?

A source tells RadarOnline.com:

“She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family.”

But Snooki does plan to reveal her news to the world… very soon! The insider adds:

“She’s been telling people that she has a big announcement coming.”

And, anyway, everyone will know about her big news once she starts her “Jersey Shore” spin-off with her co-star and friend J-Woww… because the new show will reportedly be reworked to accommodate her pregnancy. The source says:

“They are having to redo the creative direction of her spin-off because of her pregnancy.”

Hmm. Could Snooki really be with child?

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So how’d that happen? Did she undergo a lip augmentation procedure or something?

Actually, no, she didn’t. Jessica is just experiencing one of the better side effects of being pregnant… swollen lips! A far better side effect than, say, farting 15 times more than the average person, which Jessica admitted to have experienced during the first few months of her pregnancy.

During the weekend, Jessica woke up to find that she had been gifted with bigger, juicier lips. She tweeted:

“Woke up looking like the lip injection fairy visited me in the night! Is this how pregnancy face begins?! Yikes!”

Oh please. Don’t act like you don’t love it, Jess!

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Or was it?

Kristin and her again-fiancé, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, shocked celebrity gossip websites everywhere when they announced that they were pregnant with their first child on Sunday to PEOPLE magazine.

Why was it shocking? Well, they’d just gotten back together, for one.

But we are not the only ones who were shocked, because apparently Kristin and Jay were not expecting the pregnancy, either.

After speaking with sources close to the couple, TMZ reports:

“[Kristin and Jay] had discussed the possibility of kids — but planned to start cranking ‘em out in a few years … not any time soon.”

The site adds:

“…shocking as it was, we’re told they’re thrilled with the news … renewing their commitment more than ever to making their relationship work.”

Was it really unplanned, though? We can’t help but imagine Kristin flushing her birth control pills down the toilet as she plots ways to make sure Jay doesn’t break off their engagement again…

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Hats off to Victoria’s Secret angels and their incredible stamina!

Why let the matter of a burgeoning belly keep you from earning your bread and butter? Even if your main livelihood is earned on the catwalk…

Ambrosio didn’t let her expanding belly get in the way of work, strutting in heels in tiny, leather-trimmed shorts paired with an oversized sweater. She also did another turn in a ’60s-style blue and gray drop-waist mini-dress, grinning broadly as she proudly cupped her growing baby bump.

Alessandra earlier announced she was pregnant with her second child after strutting her stuff in angel wings at a Victoria’s Secret Lingerie fashion show when she was three months along last year.

Is Alessandra starting a fashion trend among her peers? Because we especially like the message she’s sending by continuing to walk the runway despite her pregnancy.

Watch the leggy Brazilian beauty take herself and her growing belly down the runway and let us know what you think…

Photo Via Colcci‘s Official Photos on Facebook

Does this mean we won’t be hearing of another broken engagement to follow the first one?

The former “Hills” star and her Chicago Bears quarterback officially announced their pregnancy to People Magazine in an exclusive interview, just coming off the heels of their reconciliation last November that followed a very public and devastating (for Kristin, anyway) broken engagement the previous summer…

“We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together,”

Jay and Kristin told People Magazine.

“It’s an amazing time in our life and we can’t wait to meet the new addition to our growing family.”

Congratulations to the affianced and soon-to-be parents! On our part, we want to personally shake Kristin‘s hand for this ingenious maneuver in making sure Jay Cutler isn’t going to cut loose and leave her hanging again…

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Proud new father Jay-Z released a new song to celebrate the birth of his and Beyonce’s first child together, Blue Ivy Carter, who was born on Saturday at the Lenox Hill Hospital in New York. The song, however, gave celebrity gossip websites quite a shock.

Jay-Z’s song, which reveals that Beyonce had a miscarriage before Blue Ivy, goes:

“Last time the miscarriage was so tragic

We was afraid you’d disappear

But nah baby you magic”

Apart from the shocking revelation, Jay-Z sings about his happiness at being a father:

“The most amazing feeling I feel

Words can’t describe what I’m feeling for real

Baby, I paint the sky blue, my greatest creation was you”

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How wonderful!

Sienna, who ended her on-again-off-again relationship with Jude Law in February 2011, is getting very serious with boyfriend Tom Sturridge, whom she started dating last year. So serious, in fact, that she is starting a family with him!

A source confirms the pregnancy to Us Weekly, but says the couple will not be having a shotgun wedding. In fact, they might not have any wedding. The insider reveals:

“[Sienna and Tom] don’t have plans right away to marry, if at all.”

The source adds:

“Friends are really happy with her relationship with Tom… He’s younger, yes, but he’s mature and he’s a good guy.”

Despite the fact that Tom and Sienna have only been together for less than a year, the couple’s friends were not at all surprised by the baby news. The insider shares:

“[Their friends] were not surprised by the news of the pregnancy… [Tom and Sienna are] really good together.”

The source continues:

“They just spent the holidays in Paris together after they announced the news in London.”

Tom’s rep neither confirmed nor declined the pregnancy, while Sienna’s has yet to make a statement.

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The full-to-bursting, mom-any-second-now was spotted with her husband, Jay-Z, ringing in the New Year at a popular New York restaurant dressed in sky-high heels. And contrary to reports she’d already checked into the St. Luke’s Roosevelt’s Labor and Delivery Suite in New York and had her destiny’s child, allegations are untrue…she’s still hugely enormous and raring to party!

Beyonce, 30, was spotted stuffing her and Baby Bey’s face at the Buttermilk Channel in Brooklyn with Jay-Z shortly before midnight on New Year’s Eve.

“She was definitely a pregnant lady that night,”

an onlooker told People Magazine.

“They sat side by side and had a cozy and intimate dinner. They seemed to be having a lovely time.”

But as humongous as she was, Beyonce didn’t let her due-any-time-now baby bump get in the way of her sense of style.

“She looked amazing. She wore sky-high heels. It was really impressive for an enormously pregnant woman,”

another source reports.

“She looked like she was about to give birth.”

After dinner, Beyonce and Jay-Z headed on to her sister, Solange Knowles‘ apartment to usher in 2012 with a huge New Year’s Eve bash.

Now how many of you are betting your bottom dollar Baby Bey will come into the world a party animal?

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Rachel, a nightclub hostess whose name exploded into infamy in 2009 after being instrumental in the Tiger Woods – Elin Nordegren divorce, posted this photo on her Twitter account, still rocking the open-mouthed pout that carried her through the Tiger Woods scandal and on to her affair with another married man, “Bones” star David Boreanaz…

“@MattyHahn checking out my baby bump at 5 months”

she tweeted.

“Expecting big things for 2012… Five down, Four months to go”

Followed by a sweet exchange with her hubby:

“@MattyHahn: So excited and very blessed to be having a baby with my love @RachelUchitel, u have never looked more gorgeous, I love u” Lu2.”

We’re glad to hear Rachel‘s finally found some stability in her life after it went on a downward spiral when her fiance, investment banker, James Andrew O’Grady, was killed in the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center.

Looks like her businessman husband, Matt, whom she married secretly in Vegas in October, is that stabilizing force.

Will this be the last newsworthy event we’ll hear from Rachel Uchitel until she gives birth in the spring?

We’ll soon find out, wont we?

Photos Via Rachel Uchitel‘s Twitter

The multi-Grammy winner wordlessly announced her pregnancy in August this year during the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards, and it was made known by official announcement she was five months pregnant at that time.

Now celebrity news is a-flutter over reports Beyonce could give birth anytime today…

The buzz at New York City’s St. Luke’s Roosevelt is that a “celebrity VIP” suite is currently being prepared for the birth of the heir to Beyonce and Jay-Z‘s kingdom, and that Beyonce is expected to deliver as early as today.

The hospital has a Labor and Delivery Suite (where Alicia Keys delivered her son, Egypt last year) usually reserved for high profile parties, and it’s rumored Beyonce will be occupying that suite very, very soon. In fact, she may have already checked in even as you read this…

So in advanced for Beyonce and Jay-Z‘s soon-to-be-delivered destiny’s child…congratulations!

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The 30-year-old Brazilian model has a three-year-old daughter, Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur by her fiance, and with her second pregnancy, celebrity gossip websites are rejoicing that Alessandra is set to bring another beautiful face into the world five months from now…

Yes, she’s four months along, though it didn’t show all that much during last month’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Alessandra reportedly surprised Mazur on his birthday in September with the news she was expecting their second child.

“Family is the most important thing for me and I’m thrilled to be adding to the family. I’m fortunate to have a loving and supportive family. It’s a blessing that it will soon be growing,”

Alessandra, one of the world’s highest paid models, told US Weekly.

And we’re all placing our bets on how fast she bounces back from her second pregnancy to dominate the catwalks once again…

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Judging by the wrapped Christmas present she painted on her budding belly, she may be implying her baby is a gift all by itself, but since her soon-to-be-baby-boy isn’t due ’til spring, that doesn’t make any sense, does it?

On the other hand, star news does think Hilary‘s work of art (which is actually sister, Haylie‘s handiwork) looks a sight better (and in with the season) than the pastel butterflies Mariah Carey painted on top of her twins.

“Happy holidays from the three of us!! @HaylieK what would I do without you and your artistic ways!”

Hilary tweeted, although her husband, Mike Comrie, whom we presume took the photo, wasn’t in it.

Still, here’s wishing Hilary, Mike, and their growing baby bump a happy holidays…

Photo Via Hilary Duff‘s Twitter

Wait…what? She’s on a diet? While infanticipating?

Well, no apparently not. It seems Kourtney‘s the kind of woman who can’t stomach quite a lot of food while carrying her unborn child. That means no pickles, ice cream, or other weird food cravings other pregnant women experience. Kourtney‘s actually trying to keep everything she eats in, as it is…

“I’m just eating whatever I can..whatever I can tolerate,”

Kourtney admitted to US Weekly.

And it must be pretty hard trying not to throw up each time she puts something in her mouth, so she has to contend with settling for a “bland” diet without anything exciting to cause her stomach to do the heave-ho.

And what gender does she and partner Scott Disick hope to have as Mason‘s younger sibling?

“Whatever’s meant to be will be. [I want] just a healthy, happy baby,”

the ever-practical Kourtney answered.

It’s hard enough without throwing up half the time to even worry about the new baby’s gender at this point, right?

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We know, we know. We’ve already had one false alarm regarding Alyson’s womb after an unflattering photo of her sporting what looked like a baby bump made the rounds on the Internet. But this time, we swear it’s real.

After receiving confirmation from Hannigan’s rep, Us Weekly spoke to a source close the comedienne, who revealed:

“Alyson is thrilled to be pregnant! She’s been wearing baggy clothes to cover the baby bump.”

Thankfully, this won’t disrupt the current season of “How I Met Your Mother,” as Alyson’s character, Lily Aldrin, is also with child.

Alyson and her husband, Alexis Denisof, had their first child, Satyana Marie Denisof, on March 24, 2009.

Congratulations, Alyson!

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Or go towards getting that new nursery equipped in designer furniture and baby bling…

One thing’s for sure, it beats the $500,000 she and papa Joe Simpson were hoping to score for a pregnancy announcement deal with the tabloids. Good things come to those who wait, and all that…

“The deal is in place, and after having her baby, she’ll start with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight.”

A source told the New York Post’s Page Six Magazine.

Meanwhile, star news has reported that Jess is giving in to her cravings at the drop of a hat and piling on the pounds to make sure she gives Weight Watchers their money’s worth. What better way than to give the company’s existing subscribers the kind of inspiration of having a huge and overweight celebrity mommy lose all that blubber right along with them.

But Jess, do think of the baby’s health while you’re at it, won’t you?

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For one thing, Khloe‘s made no bones about her willingness to relocate from Los Angeles to New Orleans if basketball player Lamar gets traded out from the Lakers to the New Orleans Hornets…or, as Hollywood rumors have it, even to the Dallas Mavericks. One thing’s for sure, Khloe‘s made it clear she’ll go wherever her husband goes…

Which perhaps is a not-so-subtle dig at big sister, Kim, who loved her reality career and the publicity it brought so much she wasn’t willing to move to “godforsaken” Minnesota to be with own soon-to-be-ex-husband, Kris Humphries.

The fact that Khloe‘s willing to compromise makes it easier for her to keep her own reality show, “Khloe & Lamar,” going wherever Lamar‘s NBA career takes him.

In fact, Khloe‘s just started IVF treatments in the hope of conceiving a child with her husband of two years.

“She is desperate for a baby with Lamar and will do whatever it takes,”

a family insider told US Weekly, particularly now that Kourtney Kardashian and partner Scott Disick have just announced their second pregnancy.

“They have faith the IVF will work.”

Lamar already has two children, Destiny, 13 and Lamar, Jr. 10, from a previous relationship.

And poor Kimmy, who’s now been married the same number of times her mom has, has nothing to show for all her trouble. Pity.

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Uh, no…she isn’t referring to boyfriend Scott Disick‘s attributes, although celebrity news does concede it was Scott‘s wood that’s gotten her knocked up the second time around. Point of the matter is, Kourtney‘s began this new web series in the wake of her second pregnancy announcement, and her first ever post has to do with her choice of toys for her son, Mason…which happen to be made of wood…and which Kourtney says is good…

“I love wooden toys,”

Kourtney says in the video shot in her hotel room in NYC where she and sister, Kim, are concurrently filming the second season of “Kourtney and Kim Take New York”…two birds with one stone, why not?

“There’s a lot of benefits to wooden toys and puzzles versus plastic. The plastic toys could be toxic and especially when babies put toys in their mouths, it’s safer to have wooden. Wooden toys last longer, they’re more durable. They could last for generations and get passed down…”

Kourtney‘s mommy blog web series appears on E!O nline every Monday, so if you’re a mommy who just happens to idolize Kourtney and her parenting methods, watch this video below and learn how to raise your children, Kardashian-style…

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