APRIL FOOLS!

In the “leaked” video, Charlize Theron uses her Evil Queen voice to dominate two leather-clad males in the bedroom while two hooded figures (with strange gold beaks) look on.

But before heading to the bed to start her kinky orgy, Charlize says:

“Move over, Paris and Kim… because I’m gonna do some real kinky sh*t.”

The video was an April Fools’ prank from Charlize, JustJared.com, and FunnyOrDie.

Check it out:

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Is she missing him so much that she wants to see him naked for one last time?

Uh, no.

Actually, Linda wants to see Hulk’s mysterious sex tape (mysterious because no one seems to know when or where it was taped, or who the woman in the video is) because she believes it can help her win the lawsuit her ex-husband filed against her for the infidelity and domestic violence allegations she made against him in her tell-all book.

TMZ reports:

“…she’d like to get a look at the tape because she feels it could be a key piece of evidence in Hulk‘s defamation lawsuit against Linda. Hulk sued Linda last year … claiming she was lying when, in her book, she alleged Hulk was abusive and cheated on her.”

Linda reportedly wants to pinpoint the actual date the sex tape was made in the hopes of proving that Hulk did in fact cheat on her during their marriage.

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Seriously, how many partners can you have to forget who you’ve been with?

Hulk Hogan just couldn’t seem to remember who the stunning brunette is in the sex tape that surfaced recently. Apparently, he got into bed with so many girls in between his “delusional” ex-wife Linda Bollea and his current wife Jennifer McDaniel—not literally, of course! The 58-year-old legendary wrestler also says that the video was most probably 5 years old, considering that he hasn’t been with anyone else since he started dating Jennifer in 2008.

TMZ reports that Hulk’s claimed:

“[Hogan] went on a 4-month alcohol-fueled lady-screwing bender between the time when he left his ex-wife Linda … and met his current wife Jennifer.”

He tells more:

“During that time, I [Hogan] don’t even remember people’s names, much less girls.”

Hulk may seem to be unfazed by the fact that his once-private video is now being viewed worldwide (and requested by porn sites!) but his lawyer definitely is.

His lawyer warns:

“If anyone goes forward with this thing, we’re gonna find ‘em and we’re gonna prosecute.”

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But wait… does anyone really want to see that?

Well, there are a lot of sickos out there. But intriguingly enough, Hogan’s sex tape partner is not his former wife, Linda Bollea… nor is it his current wife, Jennifer McDaniel, whom he wed in 2010.

TMZ reports:

“We’ve seen a portion of the grainy footage — featuring Hulk getting undressed and a naked, unidentified brunette lying on a bed. In the clip, Hulk pulls his shirt off and brags to his companion, “I started to work out again.” Hulk then runs his hands through his blonde hair like he always does.”

Steve Hirsch, head honcho of adult film production company Vivid Entertainment, has reportedly been approached with the Hulk Hogan sex tape, but so far, there’s no word yet on whether he—or any other adult company, for that matter—will be making an offer.

So… are any of you excited to see Hulk Hogan in all his naked glory?

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A website that claims to have the real thing, has posted a series of photos (be warned: they’re NSFW!) of what appears to be the reality starlet displaying an unparalleled talent with her full-lipped open mouth, skillful tongue, and someone’s engorged male member…

The photos feature what seems to be the approximate anatomical proportions of the middle Kardashian sister, undressed in black fishnet stockings held up by a black garter belt, a flame-red thong, and red-soled Christian Louboutin heels that Kim is known to wear on occasion:

Oh, and don’t forget the signature smoky eye make-up.

So does this look like Kim Kardashian to you?

If it is her…are these old outtakes from a previous sex tape made during her Ray J era? Or are these brand new ones from a new bedroom romp video altogether?

And can you guess who her unseen partner in the photos is?

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French tabloid, “Public” is making hay with reports the six-time Grammy award winner has made a sex tape, and claims it has possession of photos coming from footage taken with a smartphone. Whether Adele‘s bed-romp partner was the subject of her award-winning song, “Someone Like You,” or her current beau, Simon Konecki, the publication didn’t say…

Nor will it be saying any more about the matter since the 23-year-old English singer has levied a libel lawsuit against “Public” after allegations of a sex tape shocked her millions of fans around the world.

“We are informed that the French magazine Public has today published images which it claims show our client in a sex tape.”

Adele‘s top-caliber lawyers, Schillings, said in a statement it sent to the UK Daily Mail.

“Our client has not appeared in a sex tape as claimed in the article. Our client does not appear in the photographs. ‘Such claims are untrue and grossly defamatory. Our client is taking legal action in relation to this matter.”

Sex tape rumors are better than death hoaxes, in our opinion. Still, why let the paltry matter of a sex tape keep Adele from enjoying her incredibly successful comeback after throat surgery? It didn’t stop Kim Kardashian, did it?

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So if you have a thing for heavily-inked “ladies”…and a heavily tatted-up guy, then this is your chance to score some kinky action from the woman who really couldn’t let go of her 15 minutes of fame, she went and made a couple of sex tapes to stay in the spotlight…

According to Hollywood rumors, the tapes document two sexual encounters, and only one involving the inked guy, which were shot last year at the very least, just when it looked like the media had gotten tired of going on about her liaison with Jesse James.

We’ve also heard the tapes were acquired by Red Light District, the same porn giant that brought you “1 Night In Paris” (remember that one?),  and you can expect the whole thing packaged in a 2-DVD box set by early next year.

Talk has it, “Bombshell” has several other sex tapes she wanted to make a deal for, but the contents of which were said to be so extreme, even Red Light District put the red light on them.

Wonder how much she made…

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We all know Chris likes to lick women’s knees on stage and show off his manhood on Twitter, but that’s pretty much as far as we’re all going to see from him in terms of raunchy acts… because he doesn’t have a leaked sex tape. Or at least, he doesn’t have one yet.

According to Brown’s rep, this sex tape, which is said to be in the hands of a mystery seller who is trying to hock it for $50,000, does not exist. The rep tells TMZ:

“The report is absolutely not true.”

Another Chris Brown insider adds:

“Doesn’t it seem like a coincidence that every time Chris has a major performance or event on the horizon, some fake story like this breaks?”

Yeah, it does seem pretty strange. But if we were to follow that train of thought, then the only logical person who would benefit from such a rumor is Chris himself…

So what does that tell us?

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A few days ago, TMZ revealed that a sex tape featuring the late, great Tupac Shakur has surfaced… and it isn’t just another one of those Hollywood rumors. As you can see from the photo above, this tape is very real.

The tape, which runs for five minutes, shows Tupac in someone’s living room, holding a drink and talking to other people while an unidentified woman “services” him. He even starts dancing and singing along to one of his songs, which can be heard playing in the background.

While we do admire Tupac’s multi-tasking skills, we have to say… that’s just sick.

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It seems the  “interested party who declined to be named” may given the wrong number in its offer to purchase Kim and Ray J‘s sex tape from Vivid Entertainment because celebrity news just heard Vivid Entertainment rejected the $20 million offer, and is reportedly gunning for more.

“We were offered $20 million for the Kim tape but have decided that we are going to hang on to it … for now.”

Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch has said in a statement.

“Although the offer that we ultimately received was substantial, when I realized that it wasn’t Kim it became less appealing. Kim is a superstar and if it were to be sold, it should be to her.”

Oh? Wasn’t Kim‘s camp the “mystery buyer?”

And given the fact that Ray J is up in arms about suing whoever tries to cut him off of one of his lucrative sources of residual income, it seems the sex tape is staying. Poor Kim. She so wanted to become a respectable member of Hollywood society.

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Kieran, of “Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World” fame, took “The Avengers” black widow Scarlett to see the Crazy Horse dancers in the city of lights.  Fresh on the heels of her hacked nude pics scandal, we wonder if Scarlett was thinking of letting her hair down completely and seeing how the professionals do it.

Star news has wondered if Scarlett‘s been itching at the bit and dying to break free of her good girl image, hence the Sean Penn fling, the nude pics, and now a strip club.

Still, Scarlett could do worse if it’s Kieran doing the wooing. While he doesn’t exactly have her kind of star power, he’s closer to her age than Ryan Reynolds or Sean Pean ever was.

So, you guys enjoy the girlie show?

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Celebrity news has learned that Pornhub, which promotes itself as “the largest adult website on the planet,” wants a piece of the Kim K. – Ray J. meat. But they seem to have such a low opinion of the $30 million price tag Vivid Entertainment’s appended on the sex tape….they’re only willing to offer $5 million to take the tape off Vivid’s hands and post it online for free!

By lowering their bid, will it give that “anonymous buyer” a chance to take the sex tape off the market completely, or will it pave the way for a whole deluge of private collectors and porn websites alike to go neck and neck in competition over footage of Ray J. plugging away at Kimmie‘s considerable behind?

One thing’s for sure though…Kim‘s getting all this free publicity over the very thing she engineered to secure her and her family the place in Hollywood society she’s always coveted. Cheers, Kim!

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Entertainment news says Ray J., who happens to be Kim K.’s co-star in the infamous sex tape, is bent on frustrating that “anonymous outfit” (read: the Kardashian Klan) who’ve been bidding as much as $30 million for the rights to “Kim K. Superstar.”

According to the letter his lawyer sent to Vivid Entertainment:

“Any attempts to transfer the copyright outside of these parameters will result in filing a motion with the courts to seen an injunction of any sale until Ray J’s rights are protected.”

And we translate this to mean that Ray J.‘s angling for more money, having earlier said $30 million didn’t cut it. Is he doing this to spite Kim after her new husband Kris Humphries pretended not to know him on a plane when they were seated together?

From Ray J.’s point of view, he created the Kim Kardashian, and he never wants her to forget who made her famous four years ago.

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However, Ray J does approve the attempt of the “anonymous buyer” to buy the rights to the sex tape from Vivid Entertainment. It seems, for reasons of his own, he wants the tape off the market too.

Ray J says he doesn’t have an inkling who this “unnamed purchaser” is, but he thinks $30 million is a paltry sum for his and Kim‘s pornographic masterpiece.

And he may have a point there. No less than 2 million visitors visited the Kim K Superstar video site on the very same weekend Kim married Kris Humphries.

So can the Kardashian Klan “anonymous buyer” cough up a larger amount for the rights to the tape? They can always hock Kim‘s engagement ring get a loan from the bank, can’t they?

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According to recent reports, an anonymous buyer is currently trying to purchase the rights to Kim’s sex tape from Vivid Entertainment, saying that they’re willing to offer a huge amount of money to “completely remove it from the market.”

TMZ tells us that Vivid Entertainment’s Steve Hirsch reportedly received a letter from a lawyer in Tennessee, who was hired by the anonymous buyer. The letter reads:

“I was approached by a private party who has asked us about looking into the possibility of acquiring all rights of the Vivid, ‘Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.’

The party we represent does not intend to distribute or broadcast the ‘tape,’ but hopes to completely remove it from the market.”

The mystery buyer wants all—and we mean all—the footages involving Kim Kardashian, including the raw, unused scenes that were not included in the DVD. The buyer’s lawyer adds:

“We would purchase any other footage you may have control of that involves Ms. Kardashian.”

No mention of Kim’s “partner” in the tape, who was her then-boyfriend, Ray J.

So is Kim the mystery buyer? Sources close to the reality star refuse to spill… but she did acquire loads of dough from her wedding, so it’s a definite possibility.

And really, who else would want to that sex tape off the market?

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We’re not even remotely surprised.

According to recent reports, Hustler has a tape of Riri getting it on with J. Cole, who opened for her on her Loud tour. Hustler tells E! News:

“We have not made any decisions about what we are going to do with it yet.”

Meanwhile, Rihanna is simply scoffing at this recent bit of celebrity news. She wrote on her Twitter:

“We don’t believe U, U need more people…AND ofcourse an actual sextape! #slownewsday”

So who’s telling the truth?

Honestly, we wouldn’t be surprised if Rihanna does have a sex tape. She’s practically having sex on stage every day! And we heard J. Cole‘s phone was stolen recently…

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James appeared on ‘Conan’ yesterday, and when he was asked about his his alleged one-time foray into the porn industry, he replied:

“No, no, no. It’s not true. [But] I’m actually very interested in pornography. I’m making a documentary about pornography…”

James did admit, however, that he did a sex tape back when he was young (which was previously reported by celebrity news). He added:

“When I was young, it’s not like I went down to Van Nuys and tried to break into the porn industry, I just got a video camera and my girlfriend and I decided to film ourselves… And watched it back and said yeah, well, let’s never watch that again.”

When Conan asked him what went wrong with the sex tape, James said:

“Those people in the pornos, they are great performers. They’re not just doing—they’re selling it to an audience.”

And then, he somehow worked his grandma into the conversation (to Conan’s pretend disgust) and compared her to porn actors:

“Just like my grandma can feel feelings and cry in her life if she’s sad, it doesn’t mean that she’s gonna be a great actor because actors are performing those emotions so that they are conveyed to an audience… The same thing with actors in pornography they are performing so that an audience can get turned on… So my girlfriend and I didn’t know that so it was just kinda like this weird movement that’s not sexy at all. That’s like, really boring.”

Like we said, nothing weird going on there! Nothing at all!

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Waltz, who appears to be channeling a Megan Fox vibe in these photos, tells Hollywood rumors the tape was meant as a Valentine’s Day gift to the man she’s with in the tape (and no, it isn’t Arquette)…

“I’m absolutely shocked that the public is now going to see what I made with my boyfriend on Valentine’s Day.”

Truth is, we’re not shocked the littlest bit. Waltz has been linked to Ryan Seacrest, Chris Pine, Jesse McCartney, and Sean Stewart, so we guess she’s been around.

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Did Kourtney not learn a thing from her sister Kim’s messy sex tape debacle? Allegedly, the reality star made the video a few years ago with an unknown guy.

A source who has seen the contents of the tape says:

“It’s Kourtney on her knees, performing oral sex on a guy… It’s pretty graphic, and there are clear shots of her face. If the tape was ever made public, Scott would be livid — and I believe there would be serious consequences for their relationship.”

Luckily, Kourt has supermom Kris Jenner to clean up her mess. The mama bear of the Kardashian brood is prepared to do whatever it takes to prevent the release of her eldest daughter’s sex tape. The source shares:

“Kris is determined not to let any of her daughters go through something like what happened to Kim again.”

What do you guys think? Could Kourtney actually be stupid enough to do such a thing after what happened to Kim?

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And in a corner of their palatial home, where he’s been huddled in a closet with a pillow over his head, Marc Anthony just heaved a mighty sigh of relief. What man in his right mind wants to be bombarded with images of his wife being humped by her first love?

Still, Hollywood gossip websites think it won’t be too long a wait before that temporary restraining order expires. We may just get to see that famous Jennifer Lopez bottom bare.

Patience is a virtue…

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