SCOTT DISICK showed off his  crotch bulge in a pair of tight pants while out on a pharmacy run in Calabasas on Sunday… and it’s a pretty impressive package.

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Now we know why Kourtney keeps him around.

Scott Disick may be a notorious alcoholic with a propensity for immense douchebagerry, but he clearly has some redeeming qualities.

The Kardashian sisters once talked about how huge Scott‘s manhood is on their reality show… with Kourtney likening it to an “elephant’s trunk.”

PARIS HILTON went commando and flashed photographers at her own birthday party over the weekend, according to celebrity news.

Oh, Paris.

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Paris Hilton probably wished she was in her birthday suit instead, because despite wearing a pretty pink dress with a super high slit, she went without underwear.

The result?

The hotel heiress-turned-wannabe deejay “accidentally” flashed her shaved crotch, much to the photographers’ delight, on the red carpet of her 33rd birthday party at Greystone Manor.

In recent entertainment news, BRITNEY SPEARS suffered a wardrobe malfunction on stage at her Las Vegas show last weekend.

Oh no!

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The “Perfume” singer experienced another wardrobe malfunction last weekend! To be fair, it wasn’t as bad as her last, when she had an upskirt moment at her son’s soccer game.

Hollywood celebrity gossip has it that NINA AGDAL suffered a nip slip during a recent beach photo shoot.

Whoopsie!

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Nina Agdal is the latest celebrity to accidentally flash a nipple in public.

The supermodel, who was Adam Levine last girlfriend before the rockstar got engaged to Behati Prinsloo, was doing a sexy pictorial along the shores of Miami when her extremely low-cut dress decided to slip, exposing her right nipple.

Celebrity news has learned that SALMA HAYEK suffered a wardrobe malfunction and exposed her butt at the beach.

Yikes!

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A few years ago, Salma had a near wardrobe malfunction. This time, she had a rear wardrobe malfunction.

Salma Hayek, the actress who’s known for her best assets, had a not-so-glamorous Marilyn Monroe moment on the beach while filming her new movie “How to Make Love Like an English Man” with Pierce Brosnan when a strong gush of wind caused her black skirt to go up.  The actress admits that her boobs aren’t bad but her butt is definitely hot!

In recent entertainment news, KANYE WEST accidentally ripped his pants in the middle of a performance in Seattle!

Yikes.

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Kanye West was wearing yet another strange mask over his face at his recent concert in Seattle, but believe it or not, that wasn’t the focal point of his outfit.

That focal point, in fact, was the big, gaping hole that opened up in his crotch area when the fashion enthusiast accidentally split his pants while performing on stage.