Charlize Theron is the sexiest woman alive according to Esquire magazine.  Give me a frekking break!  Okay back to the story…  ”She combines unbelievable beauty with a smart mind and this attitude like she’s almost one of the guys — like you could hang out and have a beer with — and all of that adds up to sexy,” said Esquire articles editor Ryan D’Agostino.

Past winners of the sexiest woman alive according to Esquire magazine include Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson. Seriously, aren’t those all their cover girls?