CHELSEA HANDLER thinks KIRSTIE ALLEY is fat—and she has no qualms about saying it out loud. We all know Chelsea loves to make fun of other celebrities, and apparently Kirstie was no exception.

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Celebrity gossip websites are talking about Chelsea’s insensitive joke, which she made when she appeared on the May 13 episode of Joy’s HLN Show. She told Joy Behar:

“I mean obviously I had to watch it when Kirstie Alley was on because I wanted to see what was going to happen to the floor.”

After reams and reams of Hollywood rumors suggesting it, CHELSEA HANDLER finally admitted that she once dated 50 CENT. While promoting her latest book, ‘Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me‘ the comedian opened up about her brief affair with the hip-hop star. While it ended soon after it began, she now says she’s “satiated.” Hmm.

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So tell us all about it Chelsea!

“He’s a very sweet, nice guy. I was sampling, kind of, the atmosphere, seeing what was out there, and I was satiated.”

CHELSEA HANDLER releases a book tomorrow about all the lies she’s told. It’s titled, ‘Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me,’ and it’s co-written by her staff and friends who she’s all played practical jokes on throughout the years. For instance, Handler once convinced one of her co-workers to come home from their honeymoon early.

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Ugh. So what transpired in that situation? Apparently, as the celebrity news goes, Handler told one of her long-suffering underlings to rush home for a Time magazine photoshoot.

Chelsea Handler and Reese Witherspoon were spotted getting dinner together in L.A., which naturally means the must be BFF’s, right? Handler and Witherspoon (who was wearing her wedding ring), dined on fish, vegetables and vodka at L.A. eatery Tavern, which happens to be near Witherspoon‘s Brentwood home.

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A spy at the restaurant says the two were laughing and sharing jokes throughout the entire meal. So what was the occasion? It appears they were just catching up, the two became pals last Fall while filming ‘This Means War’ in Vancouver, Canada.

Chelsea Handler dumped 50 Cent just before the holidays and left the 35-year-old rapper heartbroken! Can you believe that? Now she’s apparently dating Uma Thurman’s ex.

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A source tells  Us Weekly that Handler dumped 50 Cent just before the holidays, leaving 50 Cent “heartbroken.” 50 was spotted canoodling with the late night host in October and we were all thinking.. for crying out loud this is a joke!

Jennifer Aniston is giving Chelsea Handler the cold shoulder after she publicly trashed Angelina Jolie. Chelsea Handler made some off-color remarks about Angelina during one of her stand-up performances, which led to a series of magazine covers speculating that Jen told good pal Chelsea she was still wrapped up in Brad.

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As Popeater.com reports: