Chris Brown, Alex Rodriguez and Christian Bale topped The Boston Phoenix‘s 100 Unsexiest Men list. The publication points out that unsexiness can rear it’s head in a variety of forms, not just physical. And while Chris, Christian and A-Rod are physically delightful, their attitudes tell a different story altogether.

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The publication also gave little monikers to all the winners. Chris Brown is “Ike Tyson.” Bernie Madoff is “Scumbag Millionaire” Alex Rodriguez is A-Roid (real original) and Christian Bale is Brit Fume. Surprisngly, starting off the list is stinky vampire actor Robert Pattinson aka Hackula.

Christian Bale called into KROQ’s Kevin and Bean show and apologized for his f-word filled rant from the Terminator 4 set. Christian said he “acted like a punk” and totally “regrets” the rampage and feels like it’s “inexcusable”. Awww. He also said it’s no surprise everyone has been making fun of him and he in no way feels like a “movie star” but rather a lowly “actor” who got a little carried away. Oh, and that soundbite is from last July. Wasn’t aware it was that long ago.

Christian Bale went nuts on the set of Terminator Salvation a few months back and the incident was audiotaped. Bale goes off on the director of photography Shane Hurlbut whom the actor accuses of ruining a scene by walking onto the set. Bale threatens to quit the production if the Shane isn’t fired. TMZ claims that “film execs sent the tape to the insurance company that insured the film in case Bale bailed.” So do you think the release of the audio tape could have been a revenge?

The little family mess Christian Bale was in last month might be cleared up.  The charges seem to have been dropped for now…

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 TMZ claims that police will not charge Bale in the incident involving his mother and sister.  Another source claims he won’t be charged as long as he pleads guilty in his bail hearing.  He pleads guilty to the charge and gets off with a warning.  OK…I think. 

The Christian Bale arrest drama is getting way out of hand.  Not only has the story done a complete 180 on who is the villain…it gets seedy.

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It seems that the tiff started over a decade ago, when Bale’s mom and dad got divorced.  He moved with his dad to LA to further his acting career in 1992.  His mom has had her nose out of joint ever since.  They have had a strained relationship, but she was invited to the premier anyway. 

Christian Bale was arrested Tuesday for allegedly assaulting his mother and sister.  He was released and left to attend more film premiers…but what is the real story?

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It seems in London you can press assault charges for verbal confrontations.  There is no confirmation of a verbal assault, but some sources claim Bale lashed at his mother verbally with his sister present.  Bale denies that charges.