As previously reported here, Cindy and John McCain aren’t exactly faithful to one another, and (finally!!!) The National Enquirer caught Cindy in an embrace with some hunky, long-haired guy at the Tempe Music Festival. Yes! The pictures the world has been waiting for. Or, um, maybe just me.

more photos after the hop…

The source who ratted them out was quoted as saying her man in the side looked like a “washed up, ’80s rock musician.” I just think that’s great—much more Cindy’s speed. The multiple spies were quoted as saying: