Cristiano Ronaldo assaulted a teenaged girl yesterday. Cristiano was with his mother and sisters at the time even, but let it happen. What exactly, happened? Well, it depends on who you ask, and of course, Cristiano says it was all a misunderstanding.

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Cristiano was with his mother and with his sisters heading to an Elton John event. What everyone says happened is that Cristiano went nuts when he spotted the girl videotaping him. According to The Sun:

Cristiano Ronaldo is not serious about Paris Hilton.Is anyone else surprised, besides Paris? I doubt it. Ronaldo is a hot, busy guy who lives thousands of miles away from Paris and her LA clubs.

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Cristiano has a reputation of being a ladies man – when he is fighting off the image of being a gay man. But anyway, from Taragana:

Paris Hilton did hook up with Cristiano Ronaldo but wants Doug Reinhardt back. Or so sources in Doug’s camp claim. Of course they would claim Paris is begging him to come back! Who could live without Doug!

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According to The Sun, Paris and Ronaldo had a quick, steamy tyrst at her sister Nicky’s house. Paris has had her eye on Cristiano since last year.