DAVID BECKHAM is shirtless and soaking wet in a hot new photo shoot for British ELLE magazine.

Get ready to drool, ladies…

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The gorgeous footballer shows off his sexy chiseled bod on the cover of ELLE UK’s July 2012 issue as the first ever solo male cover model.

As to why he was chosen, ELLE’s editor-in-chief Lorraine Candy explains:

DAVID BECKHAM and his fabulous wife VICTORIA gave each other a shy smooch for the Staples Center Kiss Cam at Tuesday’s L.A. Lakers vs. Denver Nuggets game.

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Just like Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, who had to lock lips in front of the crowd at the Lakers vs. Spurs game last month, the glamorous Hollywood couple was singled out by the Kiss Cam during their date at the Staples Center.

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VICTORIA BECKHAM grabbed DAVID BECKHAM’s balls… in public!

See for yourself:

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Got you there! We doubt the forever-poised Victoria would ever let herself get photographed grabbing her man’s genitals in real life… but this is a pretty good alternative!

Victoria, who has been making the rounds at New York Fashion Week with baby Harper Seven, took a break from her fashion escapades to pose with a new billboard at 8th Avenue & 34th Street… a gigantic billboard that features the sexy, super-chiseled bod of David Beckham in nothing but a pair of H&M briefs.

DAVID BECKHAM was thrown off his own son’s soccer game when he got into an argument with the referee. What?! Some kids’ referee dared to red card the Becks?

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The incident happened when Beckham attended a game at his younger son, Romeo‘s club, and got into it with a referee who sent one of the seven-year-old players off the field due to a penalty. That got the L.A. Galaxy midfielder’s gander up real good, and he started in on the ref over the unfairness of his call…

Footie star DAVID BECKHAM will topbill the Super Bowl with an ultra sexy commercial that’s sure to get the ladies swooning.

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No more Kim Kardashian arching her prominent behind to sell shoes. All you’ll see is the Becks revealing his new H&M men’s underwear fashion line in his tighty-whities, and not much else. Bet you Victoria Beckham‘s gritting her teeth the whole time knowing the whole world will be ogling her man’s chiseled and tattooed bod come February 5…

DAVID BECKHAM is not going bald!

Yep. The British footballer has told celebrity news that he still has all of his own hair, despite recent rumors that his thick, glorious mane is the product of a recent hair transplant.

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Beckham, who recently bared his gloriously chiseled body in his new H&M underwear ad campaign, tells Telegraph:

“Someone said I’d had a hair transplant… there’s definitely nothing wrong with doing that, but I don’t think personally I would.”