David Spade buys the Phoenix Police Department guns for Christmas. Well, it wasn’t exactly a present, but a large donation for the department.  And they said they would be using it to purchase guns for their officers after David heard what they were being forced to do…

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From brietbart.com:

The one-time Phoenix resident donated $100,000 so that the department can buy approximately 50 AR-15 rifles.

David Spade and Nicollette Sheridan made out like teenagers in a restaurant over the weekend. Yeah, gross I know.  But the most puzzling aspect of all this is how does David keep landing super hot women?  He’s not hot, he doesn’t have a great body and he isn’t tall!  Why??

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OK! Magazine says the two locked lips at Nicollette’s birthday bash.

David Spade is a daddy!  Though the paternity test was taken waaaaay back in June and he knew he was going to be a dad, it is now official.  David’s daughter was born on August 26.

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David’s baby mama is Jillian Grace, a young, like 22 years young, Playboy model.  The paternity was in question at the beginning of the pregnancy, since the couple were only together briefly.  Read between the lines there = one night stand gone bad. 

David Spade passed an important test: the paternity test. He probably is none too pleased about the situation either, considering all the juicy details that are spilling out.

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The juicy details are this.  1 – the baby mama is only 22 years old, while David is in his 40s.  2 – the relationship was brief last year.  Translation, she was probably a one-night stand gone wrong and public.  3 – it is a daughter. 4 – Oh yeah, she is a Playboy Playmate.