The 46-year-old comedian’s ample curve and cleavage look pretty darn real even though I can’t say the feminine side of David is ever-so sexy. The cleavage is reportedly created by using a full bodysuit. Don’t forget to check out his belly button ring and gorgeous nails.

Could he ever pass as a woman? I don’t know but this much I know: he looks more of a female than Adam Sandler in drag

Also starring in the movie: Al Pacino, Katie Holmes and Adam Sandler.  Jack and Jill hits theaters in November 2011.

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From brietbart.com:

The one-time Phoenix resident donated $100,000 so that the department can buy approximately 50 AR-15 rifles.

Spade said he wanted to make the donation after seeing a TV news report about Phoenix officers having to buy their own rifles. Spade grew up in the Phoenix area and graduated from Arizona State University.

What a thoughtful gesture.  Even though David doesn’t live there anymore, he probably does have family around.  And even though he isn’t funny and sleeps with young Playboy bunnies, he seems to have a big heart.  What do you think?

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OK! Magazine says the two locked lips at Nicollette’s birthday bash.

The duo arrived separately and even started the dinner at separate booths but couldn’t resist each other for long! According to witnesses, Spade winked at Sheridan and stood at her side while she blew out the candles on her cake. After that, the two retreated to a booth where they cuddled and kissed.

He lands Heather Locklear for awhile, he gets Playboy women pregnant and now Nicollette.  I don’t get it.  And it’s not because he’s funny, because he’s not.  Really.  What do you think his attraction is?

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David’s baby mama is Jillian Grace, a young, like 22 years young, Playboy model.  The paternity was in question at the beginning of the pregnancy, since the couple were only together briefly.  Read between the lines there = one night stand gone bad.

The baby was born August 26 in Missouri, but no other details were given according to Fox News.  The name and statistics are being kept quiet.  Why?  It’s not like it’s a secret you had sex now, so why not share the happy news?  And what is David doing hanging out with a chick more than 20 years younger than him?  Ewww.   And does anyone else think it was funny that he was at the premier for the movie, House Bunny?  yeah, let’s get him around more Playboy Bunnies.

Congratulations anyway..

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The juicy details are this.  1 – the baby mama is only 22 years old, while David is in his 40s.  2 – the relationship was brief last year.  Translation, she was probably a one-night stand gone wrong and public.  3 – it is a daughter. 4 – Oh yeah, she is a Playboy Playmate.

Perez Hilton has quoted David as saying if he is indeed the father, then he will accept responsibility.

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Jillian Grace, Miss March 2005 of Playboy, is alleging that she had a relationship with Spade, the comedian, resulting in her becoming pregnant. Grace was discovered by Playboy after posing for test shots on the Howard Stern show. ( To find out how she became Playmate read on..)

Spade tells TMZ, “I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility.”

Does the guy have a say in whether he wants to get her pregnant or not? Birth control!!!

The story of how Jillian Grace became a Playboy Playmate:

Grace’s mother of Jillian Grace wrote a letter to Howard Stern. She told him her daughter’s dream was to be a Playboy Centerfold and asked him for an evaluation. Stern did not become America’s favorite shock jock by being slow to seize opportunity. “I’ve got to get this broad on the phone, at least,” he said. Soon Jillian and her mom had trekked from Washington, Missouri to the Stern show in New York. Almost immediately everyone in the studio- including Playboy Senior Photo Editor Kevin Kuster, who also flew in for the occasion- became enamored with Jillian’s radiant smile, knockout natural body and softspoken, girl-next-door appeal. “Most women who come in here never end up in Playboy,” said Stern. “They think they’re hot, and they’re not. Jillian Grace looks like a Playmate to me in every sense of the word. Boom!” Hugh Hefner agreed, and Stern got dubbed Deputy Editor for his scouting skills – Playboy

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