Michael Lohan is back at it, and released another audio tape of Dina Lohan babbling about how Lindsay Lohan should go to rehab. We predicted this would just get uglier, and we’re assuming Radar is paying Michael Lohan a pretty penny to release all this garbage.

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Anyway, this time Dina is lamenting to Michael that getting Lindsay to rehab isn’t as easy as it sounds. It isn’t as if she can lure her into the car with a line of cocaine and bump of crystal meth (hm — it’s an idea, no?). (via RadarOnline.com)

Michael Lohan says he will shut up if Lindsay Lohan goes to rehab. Come on Lindsay, do it for America! Michael firmly believes rehab will help Lindsay, but did he forget she’s already been there three times? What good would forcing her to go now do?

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If you force someone to do something, it won’t be effective. You can’t make anyone want to change. From Radar Online:

Lindsay Lohan hopes to buy off her dad Michael Lohan. Lindsay and her mother Dina are supposedly working on a desperate deal for Michael. They want to offer him money to keep him from releasing phone conversations between himself and Dina regarding Lindsay alcohol and drug use. Uh oh. Lindsay is supposed to be clean!

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Dina Lohan looks skinny like Lindsay Lohan now. The scrawny arms and legs and the fake tan. Hopefully Dina doesn’t have some kind of substance problem right now making her lose the weight. She does look thinner than she has in the past, right?

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The family was at a function where Ali and little brother Cody got to DJ. According to The Socialite Life:

Michael Lohan is a deadbeat dad. While Michael has been cavorting around the Hamptons with (yet another deadbeat Dad) Jon Gosselin, he’s been shirking his own responsibilities. While Lohan has been helping Jon with “personal” and “business” matters, he hasn’t been doing such a hot job in his own life. Reports say he’s a whopping six months behind in child support.

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People.com reports:

Lindsay Lohan is a genius and we just don’t know it yet. At least according to her mother, Dina Lohan. Lindsay’s mom went on to rave about her daughter, saying how smart she is and what future brilliant things Lindsay is going to give the world. Hold on, I know….

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Dina denied, of course, that Lindsay has any substance problems. She glossed right over it and went on about work. Via the Straits Times:

Dina Lohan begs Lindsay Lohan’s friends to help her. Help Lindsay what, exactly?  Since Dina, Lindsay and everyone else around Lindsay has denied there’s been a problem, what does she need help with?  Sure, a breakup is hard, but lots of people break up every single day and manage through life.  Why can’t Lindsay?

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