Dina Lohan wants to appear on Dancing With The Stars, but she won’t come right out and admit such a thing. No, instead she has her thinly veiled desire in her daughter Lindsay‘s refusal to participate.

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It was rumored earlier this month that Lindsay Lohan was offered a spot on ‘Dancing With The Stars’, and while she doesn’t want to perform on the hits show – we all know there’s someone very close to her that does.

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The next entity deserving of Dina Lohan’s wrath is Glee. During Gwyneth Paltrow‘s guest appearance Tuesday night, the script contained some light Lindsay Lohan bashing, which got the Lohan matriarch mighty pissed.

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Gwyneth‘s character on the show was a substitute Spanish teacher and in an effort to help the kids learn Spanish she said a few phrases in the language about Lindsay. One was: Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right? and another: How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?

Lindsay Lohan has been advised to cut her mother Dina Lohan loose. Dina is her manager and business handler and it seems she isn’t doing such a great job. Gee, do you think this report is coming from Michael’s camp?

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Michael Lohan hasn’t been quiet about wanting to get a conservatorship going over Lindsay Lohan. I s this how he is going to squeeze Dina out? From Radar Online:

Dina Lohan is shopping Lindsay’s rehab experience for a reality show. Gee, will the cameras show her trying to flee the Betty Ford Clinic?

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Dina has has some wild ideas, but seriously, reality rehab? From Starz Life:

Michael Lohan has dished some of the blame towards Dina Lohan. You know Michael wasn’t going to hold all of it, especially since Lindsay came out and said her problems were all his fault. Ooooooh, no. Michael don’t play that way!

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Lindsay said her problems were largely caused by a dysfunctional househoold where her dad beat her mom. Hmmm. Why has that not come out before? From Contact Music: