Dita von Teese’s hot new Perrier water ad is….hot! Dita gets down in her flesh colored dress and then decides to not drink the expensive bottled water, but pour it over herself.

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Dita has a huge following, especially overseas where burlesque dancers aren’t so taboo. Why not add commercials to her growing resume.

Dita Von Teese thinks Americans are prudes. Dita recently did an interview where she expressed her surprise at how taboo burlesque shows are. Is Dita really surprised or just saying that to get some attention?

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After all, Dita is the most in demand burlesque dancer in the world. Why would she really care about Americans, when she can perform just about anywhere else. From Fox News:

Dita Von Teese admits to drugs and a boob job in her newest interview. Dita usually does’t say much about her past, but this is interesting news. Maybe not the drugs, because, she was with Marilyn Manson for almost a decade. The boob job is news, because I thought hers looked pretty real!

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Dita is seen exercising a lot, but she still has curves. She doesn’t appear rail thin, but maybe she is in person. She says via Contact Music:

Dita Von Teese gets her very own signature drink. Well why not – Cointreau is her sponsor! Dita designed her very own drink while she spent some time in Paris. How many other celebrities can say they’ve got their own drink, let alone design it themselves! And Lindsay Lohan’s milkshake doesn’t count.

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Dita started a new show called Cointreauversial in LA. Clever! And she has something special to go along with it, according to Hollyscoop:

Dita Von Teese has a new boy toy. While previously linked to Marilyn Manson, Dita is not in a steamy relationship with 25-year-old Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac. Wow. That’s quite the name. Count whatever is the son of fashion designer, Jean-Charles de Castelbajac.

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Of course, the real kicker that nobody can get over is the fact Dita is 12 years older than Count. The pair went to the Coachella Music Festival last month, and according to Page Six sent horrified shockwaves.

Marilyn Manson has been in contact with Dita Von Teese and wants her back. Marilyn and Dita were married for a little under two years and divorced in 2007. Since the divorce he’s been creeping-it-up with actress Rachel Evan Wood, who is close to 15 years his junior. Many have criticized Marilyn for trying to turn Rachel into Dita‘s clone. Today news surfaced that Marilyn has been saying sorry for screwing things up with Dita.

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