ELTON JOHN wants JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE to play him in his upcoming biopic, according to Hollywood news. Tell us, would Justin make a good Elton John?
Well… facially speaking, it’s a long shot. Justin looks nothing like him. But hey, we all know movie makeup and special effects can do wonders, right?
But whether Justin plays him or not, Elton says a biopic is definitely “in the works.” The singer tells the Los Angeles Times:
LADY GAGA has a new role – ELTON JOHN and husband DAVID FURNISH‘s new God mother! Yeah, Gaga seems like an odd choice but Elton John seems convinced that she’s the perfect candidate to guide baby Zachary through life.
Elton John told Barbra Walters:
“When you get to the real person under there, there’s a real simple person under there who loves her parents. Zachary’s going to inherit an incredible musical legacy from his father one day, and she will be a good person to guide him through the ins and outs of the music business, ’cause she sure knows everything about the business now.”
Katie Price went overboard at Elton John’s Oscar Party and AIDS fundraiser event. The British model – who is reportedly split from her second husband Alex Reid already – was trying to find another man to hang on to with no luck.
Since Katie wasn’t having any luck, she even tried for a few women. But then, Katie was reported to have consumed a lot of alcohol, so she can blame that.
Elton John tells the most recent issue of Rolling Stone magazine that Billy Joel needs rehab. Elton John says he and Billy have been musical partners for years and he worries about the musician’s lack of care for his addiction. John thinks Joel has a severe drinking problem he needs to get under control.
He tells Rolling Stone:
An Arkansas convenience store, Harps, placed a “family shield” cover over the UsWeeklys featuring Elton John and David Furnish’s new baby. This “family shield” is a gray piece of plastic which read: Family Shield: to protect young Harps shoppers.
The “Family Shield” is most likely normally used for scantily clad women on laddy magazines, and the liberal media lambasted Harps today on the Internet for making gay adoption seem dirty.
Catholic League president slams Elton John over ‘jesus was gay’ comment. If Elton wants to slip quietly in to retirement, this isn’t the way to do it! Talk about pissing off the church…literally!
More pictures of Elton after the oops…
Elton’s always been flambouyant, but the CL Pres says via Hollywood Gossip:
We’re not sure what’s worse—John’s ignorance or intolerance. In any event, if we thought we could persuade him to issue an apology, we would try. But given his recidivism, we won’t even bother to ask. One thing is clear: someone needs to straighten John out.
