Or anyone else, for that matter!

Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova have been dating for almost 11 years and have been very quiet about their relationship to the public. In a recent interview, Enrique, 36, shares that we won’t be hearing any expect any engagement surprises from them because the male singer (with the pint-sized penis) apparently just doesn’t believe in marriage, thus squashing any ongoing and future rumors about them getting married.

Enrique tells Parade:

“I’ve never really thought marriage would make a difference. Maybe it’s because I come from divorced parents, but I don’t think you love someone more because of a piece of paper.”

The singer swears that it’s not because he’s afraid of commitment. Just without the ball and chain, he’s willing to have children with his tennis pro ladylove.

He continues:

“Nowadays, it’s not taboo to have kids and not be married. What makes a difference is that you’re a good parent, period.”

However, Enrique had referred to Kournikova as his wife during one of his concerts in Russia just last April. He explains:

“It was just meant to be sweet in the moment. I thought it’d be easier for the audience to understand than if I said ‘my girl.’”

What might be Kournikova‘s take on marriage, you ask? Luckily for Enrique, she comments:

“It isn’t important to me. I’m in a happy relationship — that’s all that matters.”

We bet it still scares her at least one bit, but given the time that they’ve been together, we’re sure these two will do just fine without those bands and prenup agreements!

What do you think of Enrique and Anna‘s take on marriage?

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According to the latest Hollywood gossip news, Enrique, “I grew up with a lot of my friends and all of them lost their virginity with hookers, not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

“They had to pay for it. I wanted to wait for the right girl so I waited until I was 25.”

But, within moments he changed his story and claimed he was in fact 17-and-a-half when he slept with his first woman, saying: “I was nervous as s*** the first time.

“Usually the first time is not the best. Let me be honest, I was 17-and-a-half, I was so nervous. It lasted ten seconds.”

One of his companions (he had invited three men from the audience to join him on stage) then claimed he lasted ten minutes the first time. Iglesias replied: “Really? I don’t even last eight minutes now.”

The audience member said the singer’s “good looks” would be great for getting ladies.

Iglesias then asked: “What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious.“

TMI! Ok Enrique we believe you have the smallest penis in the world. What do you say if we asked him to show it once and for all so he doesn’t have to talk about his manhood again?

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Apparently, it is simply that Enrique changed his mind. Riiiiight. A potentially multi-million dollar tour and you back out?

We’re told lawyers and agents for Britney and Enrique were hammering out an agreement for weeks, and the terms were finessed to make Enrique appear to be a co-headliner. We’re told both sides agreed to the deal and that’s why the announcement was made Tuesday.

But just hours before Britney’s camp went public, Enrique was burning up the phone lines and the Internet, engaging various people connected with the tour in lengthy conversations in which he made it clear — he was, in reality, Britney’s opening act and he wanted out.

One source says the deal was actually very favorable to Enrique … “great terms and great placement.” But we’re told it all came down to taking the stage before Brit — too much to handle.

Do you think he made the right decision? Who will step up and take his place now? I’m sure other groups will be clamoring for the “opening” role of Britney’s tour!

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Britney made the announcement while backstage at her pre-taped San Francisco show for “Good Morning America,” which aired on ABC this morning.

“Britney has something special she wants to share!” Britney is going on tour with the Spanish hearthrob, Enrique starting from June (see concert dates below)

Britney also says, “I love it. I love music,” she said on the show. “It’s my world. It’s my everything.”

But then again what’s there not to love? All the money and fame her music has brought her!

Don’t forget to catch Britney on Jimmy Kimmel tonight.

Here are the tour dates: Wow, Vancouver on July 1st? I got to get my tickets now!

June 17 — Sacramento, CA Power Balance Pavilion

June 18 — San Jose, CA HP Pavilion

June 20 — Los Angeles, CA Staples Center

June 24 — Anaheim, CA Honda Center

June 25 — Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand

June 28 — Portland, OR Rose Garden Arena

June 29 — Tacoma, WA Tacoma Dome

July 1 — Vancouver, BC Rogers Arena

July 4 — Winnipeg, MB MTS Centre

July 6 — St. Paul, MN Xcel Center

July 8 — Chicago, IL United Center

July 12 — Dallas, TX American Airlines Center

July 13 — Houston, TX Toyota Center

July 15 — New Orleans, LA New Orleans Arena

July 17 — Atlanta, GA Philips Arena

July 20 — Orlando, FL Amway Center

July 22 — Miami, FL American Airlines Arena

July 26 — Cleveland, OH Quicken Loans Arena

July 28 — Detroit, MI Palace of Auburn Hills

July 30 — Philadelphia, PA Wells Fargo Center

July 31 — Washington, DC Verizon Center

August 2 — Uniondale, NJ Nassau Coliseum

August 5 — East Rutherford, NJ Izod Center

August 8 — Boston, MA TD Garden

August 11 — Montreal, QC Bell Centre

August 13 — Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre

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He said: “I don’t know if I’m cool with it, but I’m not extremely embarrassed. I kind of like making fun of myself. I have five good friends and one of them is an exhibitionist so I think we all follow him.

“Whenever he gets naked we all get naked and do stupid things.”

However, the 35-year-old singer was worried that Nicole Scherzinger would be embarrassed when she had to strip off for a steamy video to accompany their ‘Heartbeat’ duet.

Speaking about the Pussycat Dolls lead singer, Enrique said: “I’m a dude at the end of the day. It’s a lot easier for a guy than a girl. She had the difficult task. But she was a trouper and the director made it very easy and made it look good.

“I think as long as they’re tasteful, naked scenes are cool.”

Top image picks of the week:

More pictures of Anna after the bump…

Anna hid it well, but there were times her tiny frame appeared not so tiny.

Anna Kournikova was looking pretty damn pregnant Sunday as she left a gym in Miami. My god, can you imagine if Enrique Iglesias actually knocked her up?

You’ll have to click over there to see the potential baby bump evidence, but it’s pretty hard to dispute if you ask me. Congratulations. This will probably never be confirmed either, just suddenly in three years they’ll be pictured with a toddler. Do you think Anna is pregnant?

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More pictures of Enrique after the dark…

Enrique used the cover of darkness to help him out. There were pictures to prove it, but just a silhouette.

Enrique Iglesias is a man of his word — ’cause dude just got naked and busted out the water skis to satisfy a bet he made regarding the World Cup … and lucky for you … we got it all on tape!

OK, so the footage is pretty grainy … and shaky … but still, it’s a naked Enrique shredding up the coast of Miami … just like he told the BBC he would do if Spain won the World Cup … which they did.

Sources close to Iglesias … and his situation … tell us Enrique did the naked run just a few days ago … “at the end of July” … telling us the singer wanted to do it because, “A bet is a bet.”

Enrique’s people wouldn’t officially confirm the skinny ski trip … but they did tell us, “We do not manage Enrique’s personal time schedule but we do know he was in Miami the last week of July.”

So I wonder how many people in the boat took pictures and when those pictures will be sold. How much would you like to see Enrique in the buff?

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More pictures of Enrique after the chafing…

Well, guess who else was listening – the cops!

TMZ spoke to cops in Miami-Dade County, who say they’re ready to ruin the hopes and dreams of those looking to snag a peek at Enrique’s little hero — telling TMZ, “We enforce all laws here, regardless of what your status is in the Miami community.”

But … catching Enrique with his pants down will be easier said than done — because the singer says he’s gonna do it “late at night” and, ironically, not during a full moon.

Come on….does carrying out a bet like this at night even count? Enrique needs to do it during the daylight hours, don’t ya think?

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More pictures after the jump…

It seems that the rumors some time ago about a secret wedding were true.  Enrique admits to a London newspaper that they were secretly married.  But they are divorced already.  WHAT?!?!  How does something like that slip the attention of a star crazed media?

The article is vague at best and doesn’t give a timeline as to the wedding or the divorce.  But the two are still in contact with each other. 

Everybody say it together now: huh??

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A rep says: “It takes a real man to admit his shortcomings and if Enrique can flaunt a fault and still keep [girlfriend] Anna Kournikova on his arm, other men are sure to … take pride in what they’re not packin’.”

Iglesias will also appear on the packaging of the product that fits him snugly. That is if he takes up the offer. I highly would doubt it though.

Do you think Enrique will go for it?

He just can’t stop whining about his manhood being too small. What’s worse.. then he comes out and says that it’s too big. Perhaps Enrique should show it once  and for all or keep his private part to himself.

Iglesias, 32 has been Anna Kournikova‘s boyfriend for years now perhaps she can tell us, you think?

(( ‘I meant I needed a penis reduction, not an enlargement!’ he insists. ‘The people who wrote I had a small willy misunderstood.’

Enrique, who says he was nicknamed tripod at school because of his impressive manhood, will keep confusing the issue, though.

‘I said perhaps I could do my own condom range – but the condoms have to be small,’ he admits. ))

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I say show us your thing once and for all. He talks about it enough, big or small who cares.. we’re not Anna Kournikova. Enrique seems to have this hung up over his dick so let’s get it over and done with – show it to us & we’ll decide.

“We’re divorced. I am single now, but that’s okay,” he told the newspaper. “I don’t mind being alone.”

But a Kournikova pal tells PEOPLE that Iglesias was only joking, and his rep adds that, after five years, “They are still together.”

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Make up your mind, Enrique, are you on or off?

Iglesias confessed: “We’ve split. I’m single now and it’s OK. I don’t mind being single.”

Enrique hinted that KIDS was a factor. He’s not ready for kids yet.. someday. He has also recently revealed that he had no intention of marrying Kournikova because “it wouldn’t make a difference”. But now it seems his reluctance to commit was a sign the relationship was rocky.

Back to the drawing board – two hotties are single again!

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Enrique, the Spanish heart-throb, 32, — who is dating Russian tennis star Anna Kournikova — confessed it was the one thing he would change about his body.

His dad Julio Iglesias, 63, is a legendary lover said to have bedded 3,000 women. But Enrique told a mag: “I’d change my penis if I could. It’s way, way, way too small.”

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Enrique has said that before about his willy being way too small. Does the size of a man makes him a better man? Well, too small is a problem but he is a man enough to say that.. come on how many guys are going to announce it to the world that they are not well equipped. Perhaps that’s why his dad has a fixation over how many women he has bedded. Isn’t male genital size hereditary?