Eva Longoria Parker admits she’s put on a few pounds (7 to be exact) but says she’s still a size zero—just a “rounder” size zero. Ugh. Since when is an f-ing size zero round! You mean the shape of the number? Certainly not the bodies that fit into designer clothing with the number on the label. Whatever you say, Eva.

Anyway, she did a bunch of lie-telling an interview in November’s Allure where she sets the record straight about all those awful tabloid rumors. By the way, did we mention she’s still a size zero?