Mario Lopez was spotted out in Hollywood with Eva Longoria Parker, wearing more makeup then her. Mario and Eva spent her birthday together as best girlfriends, swapping stories, drinking Cosmos and sharing a low cal, low carb appetizer at her restaurant Beso. I wonder if Eva tried his lip shade, too?

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Eva Longoria Parker admits she’s put on a few pounds (7 to be exact) but says she’s still a size zero—just a “rounder” size zero. Ugh. Since when is an f-ing size zero round! You mean the shape of the number? Certainly not the bodies that fit into designer clothing with the number on the label. Whatever you say, Eva.

Anyway, she did a bunch of lie-telling an interview in November’s Allure where she sets the record straight about all those awful tabloid rumors. By the way, did we mention she’s still a size zero?

 
 

Eva Longoria is usually a standard for beauty and style anywhere on a red carpet.  But lately she has been faltering a bit.  Or more like her body has been failing.  See her most recent disaster…

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Eva looked like she slept on one side of her face, got up, put makeup on and left.  I mean, a stylist actually let her GO OUT like THAT?  They should be fired!  She looks straight out of the 50s and not in a good way!

 
 

Eva Longoria Parker has once again denied she is pregnant, after recent reports talk about her refraining from alcohol and sushi.  She offers up another excuse, which is much worse.  Way worse for the rest of us mere mortals!

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Eva says she put on 5 – yes, FIVE pounds – gasp!  And so instead of a size 0, she is a size 1.  oh.  My.  God.  A size 1!  Whatever shall we do!  But the bad part is her quote, which came via INO:

 
 

Eva Longoria looks more and more like she is hiding a pregnancy from the press.  It’s the hottest thing to do since…having twins!  The rumors circulating her pregnancy are…suspicious, to say the least.

 

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 Eva was out over the weekend with her husband at clubs, but she wasn’t partying it up.  In fact, she only drank water and took it easy talking.  Talking and water.  Then, a different night they went out to a sushi bar with friends….and she didn’t eat any sushi.  She avoided everything raw.