Eva Longoria Parker has once again denied she is pregnant, after recent reports talk about her refraining from alcohol and sushi.  She offers up another excuse, which is much worse.  Way worse for the rest of us mere mortals!

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Eva says she put on 5 – yes, FIVE pounds – gasp!  And so instead of a size 0, she is a size 1.  oh.  My.  God.  A size 1!  Whatever shall we do!  But the bad part is her quote, which came via INO:

 
 

Eva Longoria looks more and more like she is hiding a pregnancy from the press.  It’s the hottest thing to do since…having twins!  The rumors circulating her pregnancy are…suspicious, to say the least.

 

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 Eva was out over the weekend with her husband at clubs, but she wasn’t partying it up.  In fact, she only drank water and took it easy talking.  Talking and water.  Then, a different night they went out to a sushi bar with friends….and she didn’t eat any sushi.  She avoided everything raw. 

 
 

Everyone knows Eva Longoria wants to be pregnant.  She’s said it, her husband’s said it…and now this….

 

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Eva walks out of a restaurant on Tuesday with what appears to be a noticeable baby bump.  Go to I’m Not Obsessed to see the picture.  Is she pregnant or bloated?  Because the pictures of her in the red dress are from only two days earlier at the ALMA Awards. 

 
 

Eva Longoria has been banned from having children by her ‘Desperate Housewives’ boss.The show’s creator Marc Cherry told the couple during his wedding speech that Longoria - who married basketball star Tony Parker in Paris on Saturday. Longoria can’t get pregnant for at least a year because it hasn’t been written into her character Gabrielle Solis’ storyline.

Longoria insists she is “fine” with the pregnancy ban and is looking forward to spending time alone with her new husband.