Eva Longoria Parker getting married again! Longoria wants to renew her wedding vows with her hubby Tony Parker. So not the typical divorce and remarrying ritual. WTH? Didn’t they just got married. I thought people renew wedding vows after decades. Are they doing it for publicity reasons, you think?

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Eva, The ‘Desperate Housewives’ starlet married NBA star Tony Parker in July 2007 and the pair are keen to have another ceremony to show their love for one another.

Eva Longoria-Parker likes to be tied up in the bedroom. Eva told Cosmopolitan’s Hollywood sex survey about her kinky habits in the bedroom, and didn’t hold back. Eva and Tony have been married for two years.

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Eva told Cosmopolitan (via Bild.com):

“I’m not averse to being tied up with silk scarves. I like a man to take charge. There’s something very sexy about being submissive.”

Wowza.

Eva Longoria graces the cover of Glamour magazine February 2009 issue. The Desperate Housewives star looks stunning as usual. Longoria opens up with Glamour about her relationship with hubby, Tony Parker, weight gain for Desperate Housewives and more..

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On the relationship with her husband: “Tony [Parker]and I would love to be together forever. But the only way you get to forever is one day at a time.”

Eva Longoria is so desperate to have a baby with her husband, Tony Parker that she has even threatened to leave him. Parker had a recent injury which made Eva really excited, she thought it would be a nice excuse to spend quality bedroom time together.  Her hanky panky plans got ruined by Tony himself. Eva is apparently banned from having sex with Tony. How boring…

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A source told National Enquirer magazine:

Eva Longoria Parker admits she’s put on a few pounds (7 to be exact) but says she’s still a size zero—just a “rounder” size zero. Ugh. Since when is an f-ing size zero round! You mean the shape of the number? Certainly not the bodies that fit into designer clothing with the number on the label. Whatever you say, Eva.

Anyway, she did a bunch of lie-telling an interview in November’s Allure where she sets the record straight about all those awful tabloid rumors. By the way, did we mention she’s still a size zero?

Eva Longoria is usually a standard for beauty and style anywhere on a red carpet.  But lately she has been faltering a bit.  Or more like her body has been failing.  See her most recent disaster…

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Eva looked like she slept on one side of her face, got up, put makeup on and left.  I mean, a stylist actually let her GO OUT like THAT?  They should be fired!  She looks straight out of the 50s and not in a good way!

Drumroll….can you guess who the winner of FHM Online’s hottest fall TV star is?  Katherine Heigl?  Lauren Conrad? Audrina Partridge?  Nope.  No.  No way.  The winner is…..

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…Leighton Meester.  Huh?  Yup, Leighton beat out co-star Blake Lively, as well as a bunch of other beauties for the top spot.  Number two hottie gal is Hayden Panettiere and number three is Madeline Zima (Californication – huh again?)  The rest of the list is as follows: