And such a charming chest it is, too.

The petite “Desperate Housewife” star presented an unusually uncovered front on her social media account this week and we were caught up in that smoothly oiled stretch of mesmerizing hills and valleys revealed by the waist-deep vee of her plunging pink dress, barely concealed beneath some strategically-placed black lace fringe…

Yup, looks like Eva‘s desperate to show her passionate nature in her manner of dress. And who is she dressing up for in this skimpy number? Boyfriend Eduardo Cruz?

We really like the way Eva‘s tanned skin is set off nicely by the baby pink of her dress. What we can’t understand is why the dress designer chose to pair a boobtastic display above with a flair of girly tutu below. Sends conflicting messages, doesn’t it?

We’d totally wear it to one of Hugh Hefner‘s Playboy parties though. Wouldn’t you?

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Eva, who filed for divorce from NBA star Tony Parker in 2010, is finally getting rid of the last remaining traces of their three-year marriage—her Tony-inspired tattoos.

Eva reportedly visited a doctor earlier this week to get the two tattoos—the word “NINE” on the back of her neck (Tony’s jersey number with the San Antonio Spurs) and the Roman numeral tattoo of the date of their wedding (July 7, 2007) on her wrist—completely removed.

A friend of Eva tells Gossip Cop:

“[Eva wants all] the Tony related tattoos removed.”

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The “Desperate Housewives” star is firm about addressing this rumor circulating Hollywood gossip websites that she’s been canoodling with Barnes during a “flirty dinner” they had together on the heels of his split from girlfriend and “Basketball Wives L.A.” star, Gloria Govan.

“Once again, press gets it wrong, matt barnes and I are not dating! We are doing a charity event together for Padres and Athletes vs Cancer. . Why is the truth never the headline?”

Longoria‘s irritated statement appeared on her WhoSay account just hours after the rumor was reported by tabloids.

“First Jessica simpson, now this,”

she declared, referring to the earlier rumor that she had a hand in convincing Jessica Simpson to postpone her wedding due to a superstition about an inauspicious date Jess had picked.

“Wow, some dumb magazine(InTouch) is reporting I told Jessica Simpson to cancel her wedding date because I’m superstitious! So not true!”

Eva tweeted.

“My denial is at end of story but they ran it anyway. Makes no sense how they can lie to the public. #annoying.”

Well, here’s a very irate celebrity who’s touchy about false rumors and irresponsible reporting. Dare the tabloids spark her ire further?

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Eva, who was the host of the event alongside George Lopez, arrived in a stunning, figure-hugging bronze sequined dress with long sleeves, which she paired with mocha-colored peep-toe pumps and simple diamond earrings.

The gorgeous actress finished off the look with smokey brown eye makeup, glossy nude lips, bronzed cheeks, and a high updo, which added height to her petite frame.

We think the dress looks good on Eva—it definitely complements her skin tone. But maybe it the skirt was a tad bit shorter?

What do you think? Do you like Eva’s sparkly outfit?

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To be fair, she makes a very pretty bird.

Eva wore a short black cocktail dress with a jewel-encrusted bodice and feather-like lace fringes along the neckline and armholes. She completed the outfit with a boxy black clutch and satin black pumps.

As for her hair and makeup, Eva chose to go with a simple ponytail, glossy nude lips, and smokey eyes.

Eva looks like a glamorous raven in this dress… add big black wings and a beak and this could be her Halloween costume!

What do you think of Eva’s dress?

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Eva clearly outshone everyone else in her figure-hugging, strapless Oscar de la Renta fishtail gown, which boasted of a structured bodice and a long, dramatic train. The actress kept the jewelry to a minimum, accessorizing the outfit with only a pair of elegant amber drop earrings

The sexy petite beauty wore her hair in a high bun and highlighted her beautiful features with smokey eye makeup and a peachy-pink lipstick.

Doesn’t Eva look gorgeous?

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Shockingly enough, this isn’t the first time Eva‘s made out with another female in a movie. In a 2004 Mexican film, “Carlita’s Secret,” the very same year she was launched into fame as Wisteria Lane’s resident infidel, Eva gets involved in drugs, guns, and a lot of smooching with co-star Alejandra Gutierrez.

So this new movie about a village of women devoid of men is chicken feed for Eva.

Watch the trailer here…

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According to Hollywood news and gossip, the President wants their advice, particularly about the DREAM act, and presumably to gain thumbs up from the growing Latino community. After all, 2012 is less than a year away…

“The president assured those at the meeting that congressional Democrats would continue to call for passage of the DREAM Act, a measure that would provide permanent U.S. residency to college graduates and military veterans who were brought to the U.S. illegally as children. The legislation passed the House in 2010 but was blocked in the Senate.”

Hey, Mr. President, you forgot Jennifer Lopez, Selena Gomez, Sofia Vergara, Salma Hayek, Zoe Zaldana, Eva Mendez and Cameron Diaz. Aren’t they hotter influential, too?

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While neither party confirmed or denied whether Parker was indeed cheating, both parties have seemed to move on. However, for the first time Eva talked about the painful split.

“It was heartbreaking. It’s the first time I’m talking about it, so I’m sorry. It was disappointing because I had such an identity in being Mrs. Parker and being a wife. And, so, when that’s taken away from you, you go, ‘Who am I?’ It was hard. I would never speak ill about him or the time we had together,” she said. “I really, really valued it. Seven years together’s a long time.”

Who should Eva date next?

The 36-year-old hottie stopped by the Late Show to promote her book “Eva’s Kitchen: Cooking With Love for Family & Friends.”

Eva told David at the start of the show, “I wore a tuxedo for you.”  They said ‘Don’t wear a shirt, you’re going to see David.’ Eva’s jacket button popped open halfway through the interview and she quickly covered her chest!

She said to David, “I’m sorry… but you didn’t see anything.” David cracked a joke:”Oh, Lord. We’re going to lose our liquor license, I know it.”

Too funny! Well, it’s almost impossible not to have a wardrobe malfunction with what Eva was wearing, you think?

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At her 36th birthday last week she was overheard saying (despite her recent divorce) that everything in her life was “perfect.”

“I embrace everything that’s happening,” she told PEOPLE. “I hold dearly every experience that I have in my life. I regret nothing, so, you know, [I'm] moving on.”

Eva and Eduardo have been dating for close to two months. According to spies at her party, the couple were “sneaking kisses” all night long.

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Eva and Eduardo have only been seeing each other for a few weeks, but she isn’t popular with his family already.

“Penelope believes Eva is nothing more than a fame-hungry, bad B-list actress who is using Eduardo in an effort to further her career… Penelope doesn’t understand why Eduardo is settling for a woman nearly 10 years older – especially one who failed so spectacularly at her last relationship. She thinks Eduardo can do much better than Eva. She’s always reminding him that he’s young, gorgeous and successful and that he could have his pick of women,” said the source.

Ooooh, I didn’t know about the ten year age difference, did you? Maybe Penelope does have a point. But should she just butt out for now?

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Maybe not. Eva usually hits the mark on the head by looking divine. Last night’s dress seemed to be ill fitting on her. The white color was OK, but the straps hung a little too loosely in front of her. Has she lost weight through the divorce process?

The Desperate Housewives star, who wed the basketball player in 2007, made headlines in November when she filed for divorce from Parker citing irreconcilable differences, amid allegations he had been unfaithful.

The pair’s marriage was dissolved on Friday, according to In Touch Weekly.

A source tells the publication, “The divorce documents will come through today, she is happy and moving forward with her life.”

Eva is a beautiful and smart girl. She’ll snap back with a hottie soon. Who would you suggest to Eva to date?

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OK! reports this week that the two have been quietly seeing each other for the past few weeks, with Eduardo sneaking out of her house in the morning after late night romps.

“He’s there at least three nights out of every four — he turns up and he leaves the next morning,” the insider tells OK!, adding, “they are trying desperately to stay beneath the radar…”

Well, fantastic! Hope they enjoy many more evening of no-strings attached rolls in the hay.

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So who with? Several A-list men in the entertainment industry says the National Enquirer:

“Eva had numerous other relationships that made Tony jealous. The “other men” in her life included 24 hunk Kiefer Sutherland, Justin Timberlake, Leonardo DiCaprio and Jamie Foxx, say insiders. It was Eva’s close ties with fellow Texan and Tour de France champ Lance Armstrong that sent Tony’s suspicions into overdrive.”

Why does Justin Timberlake always find himself wrapped up in cheating stories? And Leonardo DiCaprio? These are just such standard fall-back playboys that it’s hard to believe Eva would be dumb enough, but who knows.

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 ”John is crazy about Eva,” a friend of the crooner tells Pop Eater. “There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.”

Eva filed for divorce from her husband, NBA star Tony Parker Nov 17, citing “irreconcilable differences,” it was about three years ago when after they had their fairytale-like wedding in a French castle. The marriage has been shattered because of Tony’s cheating rumors.

“No way is Eva thinking of another man right now,” a friend of Eva said. “Mayer can send all the flowers in the world and even show up under her window with his guitar and it would make no difference. Eva wants some alone time. She is still heartbroken about her marriage falling apart.”

So, got it John? Perhaps you should look elsewhere? How about Rachel Uchitel?

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Dane Cook tweeted yesterday:

“Is it too soon to ask Eva Longoria if she’s ready to date?” Cook, 38, asked his followers. “I’d like to take her to dinner, a divorce and then a movie.”

Friends of Eva’s say she isn’t ready to date, but who do you think Eva Longoria should date next? My instincts say she should stay far away from famous people and date a normal guy.

What do you think?

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Anyway, The National Enquirer reported that Tony sent naked pictures of himself to Erin Barry (she returned the favor), that he frequently attends strip clubs, slept with a “burlesque-type” dancer, an aesthetician who looked like Eva, some model in Paris and a few other players wives.

This isn’t even exploring the possibility of escorts and Tiger Woods‘ favorite – cocktail waitress with benefits.

The article also mentions that Tony blames his philandering on the long gaps away from Eva due to both of their work schedules.

Are you kind of tired of reading about stuff like this? Part of me just doesn’t even want to know anymore. Are you with me?

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In fact, Longoria was so intent on staying in the marriage that she looked the other way for years.

“Just five months into their marriage, reports of Tony’s infidelity spread like wildfire, but Eva chose to listen to her heart and not her head. She stood by her man, believing deeply in the institution of marriage. She chose to believe her husband was innocent. You just don’t get up and walk away from a marriage because of a few text messages.”

These friends continue, saying that Tony has been a bad, bad boy.

“There is much, much more to this story than that. Don’t think for one second Eva made this decision lightly. Stuff went down that she will never talk about. She is far too much of a lady to air her dirty laundry in public, but let’s just say Tony knows exactly what he did to her and it wasn’t the first time and wouldn’t have been the last. Trust has been broken, as well as Eva’s heart.”

Wow. Do you believe once a cheater always a cheater?

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