Celebrity news can’t imagine the torture of being vacuum-packed in a 200-foot long piece of metal flying, 3000 feet above sea level and having to breath in somebody’s gaseous emissions trapped in the frigid air . Well, apparently one of Evangeline Lilly‘s passengers did.

Lilly, who’s scheduled to appear as Tauriel in “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”  next year, was working as a flight attendant for an airline she declined to name, when:

“One time there was this guy who was really awful to me, and I was really struggling that day, because I had really bad gas,”

Lilly explained.

“And as a flight attendant, you don’t let that go when you’re on a plane. So this guy got under my skin to the point that finally I decided to save it all up, and when I was walking past him and when I got to row 48… I let it rip, right in his face.”

So if you’re anywhere near Evangeline Lilly in some enclosed air-conditioned space, try not to piss her off and force her to cause some massive atmospheric imbalance, okay?

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Lilly, who used to date “Lost” co-star Dominic Monaghan (that’s hobbit Merry from “Lord of the Rings” to you) for 5 years prior to hooking up with Norman Kali, had also been  married to hockey player Murray Hone, a fellow Canadian.

Starring on “Lost” from 2004 to 2010 has been her longest gig to date, having previously worked as a flight attendant, a waitress, an oil rig worker, and a foreign missionary. Lilly‘s also held down a job milking cows.

The latest celebrity gossip reports Lilly‘s ecstatic about her new career as a mother, and how happy she is to have retired from “Lost”:

“People are excited to try on the next chapter of their lives… (“Lost”) is all-encompassing. We have had very little experience outside of the show during the last six years because it’s just so demanding; it requires so much of us. So, it’s exciting to have your freedom back, essentially.”

Lilly further announced:

“I’m definitely planning on taking a break for a little while. I consider acting a day job — it’s not my dream; it’s not my be-all, end-all.”

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Page Six culled a quote from an interview in Women’s Health where Evangeline says:

“The TV actress tells the June issue of Women’s Health that her producers “have seen that I haven’t picked up on the opportunity to become a big movie star. It frustrates [them] that they’ve given me this chance to become the next Angelina Jolie” but she hasn’t gone after it. Lilly adds, “Sure, I’d love to be her, but just the humanitarian side.”

Uh huh. Likely story. By the way, how many candidates are there for The Next Angelina Jolie? We thought Megan Fox had that one on lock down.