Guy Ritchie still loves Madonna but he calls her “Retarded”. Ritchie tells Esquire in an interview that ”I still love her,” but he is quick to add, “but she’s retarded, too.” Ok, don’t we all think our exes are retarded? But Ritchie still loves Madonna, did you see this one coming? Read on Guy has some good things to say about Madonna.
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A nude painting of Madonna and her ex-husband Guy Ritchie has failed sell at an auction in Scotland. The bizarre artwork, by Scottish painter Peter Howson, shows a grotesquely muscular Madonna laying naked on a bed, while a square-jawed Ritchie looks on.
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It went under the hammer in Glasgow last Saturday on May 30, 2009 with an estimated sale price of $33,000 (£22,000) but it never made it past the reserve price of $22,000 (£15,000) as reports by Female First
Guy Ritchie and Elle Macpherson might be a couple. Richie and Macpherson had dinner together the other night in London and it was well documented by other diners. But it was not looking like a hot romance, since they left separately. Or it appeared that they left NOT together.
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Guy has a thing for blondes. He kicked Madonna to the curb and was seen with a blonde. Now he’s with another blonde with Elle. The former superstar model has tons of money too – should she be wary? From the Daily Mail:
Guy Ritchie’s latest pet name for Madonna is “It.” Madonna and Guy’s divorce became official in January and since the two separated in October, they haven’t been too nice to one another. While Madonna has paraded around with new men and won the custody battle to move the kids to New York City, Guy has been stewing in London and having to reshoot scenes of his newest flick Sherlock Holmes.
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Madonna won a court battle to move her two sons Rocco and David to New York City. Madonna and Guy Ritchie were fighting over who would have prime custody over the boys, and Madonna won, which means the clan will be living in her Upper East Side penthouse. Regardless, Guy says the two boys will always have “hearts of Englishmen.”
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According to The Sun, Guy is devastated:
Gwyneth Paltrow buys Madonna some adult toys as a pick me up gift. Yeah, nothing says feel better soon with these plastic toys since you are so controlling you’ll be alone forever. Ha! Is that something true friends really do or is it a little bit creepy? I’m thinking creepy…
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…but then, maybe I’m just not a very good friend. I’ve never bought sex toys and sent them to a friend. Gwyneth also did this according to the China Daily:
Madonna is in fact spending Christmas with Guy Ritchie in London this year, but he’s putting his foot down. In the past, Madonna has been the iron-fist—giving Guy a set of rules before taking the kids—where he’s always come across as sort of a laid-back, gold digging type that grinned and bore it until his big pay day.
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