But is she really aiming at Guy?

Madonna seems to be taking aim at her second husband, Guy Ritchie—whom she divorced in 2008—in her new song, “I Don’t Give A…” which appears on her upcoming album “MDNA.”

The lyrics go:

“I tried to be a good girl

I tried to be your wife

Diminished myself

And I swallowed my light

I tried to become all

That you expect of me

And if it was a failure

I don’t give a [bleep]”

The song, which people believe to be aimed at Ritchie thanks to the word “wife” (although she was also wife to Sean Penn, but that was decades ago), was first heard at the invitational playback of Madonna’s new album—due to hit shelves on March 26—which was held Friday at The Agency Group in New York.

Madge’s rep, Liz Rosenberg, refused to confirm whom the song is intended for. She simply said:

“If those are the words you heard . . . I have not heard Madonna explain whether the lyrics are autobiographical or not. She doesn’t often explain lyrics to her songs, and she did have a few writing collaborators.”

She added:

“I can only confirm that the response from the music press who heard the album was really exciting. They seemed to love it.”

Madonna and Ritchie tied the knot in 2000 and were married for 8 years. The have two sons together, Rocco and David Banda, of whom they share custody.

Do you think Madonna was taking a swipe at Ritchie?

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10. Ted Danson and Casey Coates – A cool $30 million

Ted Danson and Casey Coates were married from 1976 until 1993. A torrid affair with Whoopi Goldberg (believe it or not), during the filming of Made in America, led to their divorce. Ted, years before was at Casey’s side to nurse her back to health after she suffered a tragic stroke, during the birth of their first child. They had a second baby in 1992. Their divorce cost him dearly, at $30 million. Danson married actress Mary Steenburgen in 1995. They are happily married, despite his loss of millions.

9. Michael Douglas and Diandra Luker – $45 million

The gifted Academy Award winner, Michael Douglas, has produced and acted in popular movies for decades. He married Diandra Luker in 1977 while still a struggling actor. In 1997, she filed for divorce, claiming that she was fed up with his constant philandering. The divorce was settled in 2000, with Diandra awarded $45 million. This did leave him with two-thirds of his wealth at the time, and freed him to marry Catherine Zeta-Jones (with whom he’s still happily married). Now the currents news is however, Diandra is after half his fortune.

8. Paul McCartney and Heather Mills – $49 million

In 2008, legendary Rock musician Paul McCartney had to pay $49 million to former model wife Heather Mills. This divorce was gossip fodder, in that she made reportedly “exhorbitant” claims against McCartney. The judge said that she was “less than candid” in her claims, that were also inaccurate. Nonetheless, Mills received the $49 million, or the rate of $34,000 per day of their short four year marriage. Paul is loved by millions around the world, and I’m sure he will have no problem catching a new wife, sans the $49 million. And the latest Hollywood gossip is that he’s again engaged to be married!

7. James Cameron and Linda Hamilton – $50 million

James Cameron created blockbuster movies, and was the filmmaker for True Lies, the first two Terminator movies and the huge hit movie, Titanic. He romanced Linda Hamilton, star of the second Terminator movie back in 1991, and they finally tied the knot in July 1997.

While working on Titanic, according to Hollywood rumors, Cameron spent much time with Suzy Amis, and less time with Linda Hamilton. Ultimately, after 17 months, and a precious daughter being born, they separated for eight months. Cameron was ordered by the judge to split the revenues from the Titanic, in 1999. This was a whopping $50 million. Ouch!

6. Madonna and Guy Ritchie – $76 million

Guy Richie had a fine divorce lawyer for the settlement with Madonna. He was awarded the money: $76 million! Madonna and Richie fell instantly in love after meeting through Sting and his wife. They were married in a traditional ceremony soon after meeting, and had their son, Rocco, born a year later. The ever-transforming Madonna was too much for him reportedly. After eight years of marriage, they divorced in 2008, and the “Material Girl” gave up $76 million to the new “Material Guy” .

5. Kevin Costner and Cindy Silva – $80 million

Kevin Costner met Cindy Silva while they were both still merely students at California State University at Fullerton. It must have been true love and not for money, as this was before he became the movie celebrity. After 16 years of marriage, it was reported that she couldn’t deal with his on-set flings with other women any longer. They divorced in 1994. She was awarded custody of their three children and $80 million in the divorce settlement.

4. Harrison Ford and Melissa Mathison – $85 million

Harrison Ford and Melissa Mathison had a low-profile relationship compared to the rest of Tinsel Town. The megastar actor, and great screenwriter wife were somehow granted their privacy by the paparazzi.
After a year-and-a-half of marriage, they divorced in 2004. Both had staggering incomes. Mathison received a whopping $85 million, as well as a share of all royalties of movies that he starred in while they were married. This includes DVD sales.

3. Steven Spielberg and Amy Irving – $100 million

The famous movie producer, Steven Spielberg and actress Amy Irving were married four years, and had one child together before divorcing. They had a prenuptial agreement jotted on a napkin, which would have awarded Irving much less had it been allowed by the judge. However, the court ruled it was not legally binding. Despite all of Spielberg’s scary clout financially, his dispute over this staggering $100 million was dismissed. He can blow his nose on the napkin, while she can now smile with her new asset of $100 million. This is nothing to sneeze at!

2. Neil Diamond and Marcia Murphey – $150 million

The great singer of many hits over the decades may sing “Sweet Caroline”, but not “Sweet Marcia Murphy” these days. This music legend and beautiful wife of 33 years divorced in 1994. Diamond did say, however, ““She is the most wonderful woman, who stood by me through rough times; she deserves every penny of it”. Neil Diamond is a gentleman and a class act even in real life, and she became $150 million richer in 1994 from their divorce settlement.

1. Michael Jordan and Juanita Vanoy – $168 million

Michael Jordan and Juanita Vanoy met in 1989. Next to Manny Pacquio, he may be the wealthiest athlete who ever lived, thanks to capitalizing on fame as the best baskeball player in history (sorry Kobe Bryant). After 18 years of marriage the legend and his banking officer wife called it quits. She was awarded (brace yourself!) $168 million and their three children. She also gets their seven-acre sprawling estate in the windy city, Chicago. Don’t feel too badly for Michael Jordan, as he still had $180 million after the divorce for himself. He can still smile on the golf course these days, while she is being romanced by a wealthy banker.

We have not included our famous golfer ace Tiger Woods and his cheated ex-wife Elin Nordegren because the divorce settlement figure was never confirmed, some Hollywood gossip news are suggesting somewhere between 100 – 110 million, if so that would probably make it as costly as Neil Diamond’s.

As for Mel Gibson and his estranged wife Robyn Gibson’s divorce, it could well be the most expensive one to go down in Hollywood history. According to the latest Hollywood gossip, so far it’s all amicable between the estranged couple but as the current news goes, the divorce has yet to be finalized. Mel and Robyn were married for 28 years, there’s no indication of whether the estranged couple had a pre-nup. Robyn is legally entitled to half of everything Mel earned from their marriage in 1980 to the date of their separation, which is estimated at close to $1 billion! Oh dear! Which could easily make it the most expensive divorce settlement in Hollywood history.

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She didn’t make him sign a prenup, but she ordered him to chop the tip of his willy off.

Such is the love of a man for this woman, he would do anything and everything to keep her happy. Even if it means losing part of his manhood. Unfortunately for Guy Ritchie, his marriage to Her Madgesty lasted only 8 years, leaving him sadly…depleted?

Ritchie agreed to have himself circumcised to adhere to the Kabbalah faith, an ancient Judaism discipline Madonna follows. Madge even had her son Rocco circumcised, such is her fixation to maintain a totally kosher home. And who is Guy Ritchie not to kowtow to The Material Girl”s dictates?

Now that they’re divorced, Guy has to content himself with his hefty divorce settlement  and try to ignore that missing part of his anatomy.

Would you, like Guy Richie,  undergo similar body modification for someone you loved?

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Guy has been dating Jacqui for a few months now, so is it a surprise a baby is on the way?

Director Guy Ritchie has a third child on the way, his rep confirms to PEOPLE. His girlfriend of a year, model Jacqui Ainsely, 29, is pregnant with their first child together.

Ritchie, 42, is already dad to sons Rocco, 10, and David, 5, with ex-wife Madonna.

There is a thirteen year age gap between Jacqui and Ritchie. Do you think it can work in his favor this time, because Madonna was that much older than him!

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Jacqui is an English model, she’s 28 and absolutely beautiful. You might have seen Jacqui as the fire woman in the opening credits of the James Bond movie “Die Another Day” or in TV ad campaigns such as Virgin Atlantic and Samsung.

Ritchie & Ainsley apparently started dating in April and went public at a charity fundraiser for Palestinian children in July.

Things must be getting serious!

Do you think Guy and his new girlfriend Jacqui make a great couple?

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To refresh your memory Guy was married to Madonna actuallynot that long ago. Their marriage ended in 2008 and they were married for eight years. Guy is ten years younger than Madonna. They have a son together.

Must be the divorce that’s caused Guy so much stress to lose his hair, you think? Anyway, he looks to be in a great mood wondering if it has anything to do with Madonna being dumped by her much younger ex-boyfriend Jesus Luz?

photos: Bauer Griffin

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“She’s a manifester, if there ever was one,” “First-rate manifester. Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any twenty-three-year-old, she’ll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad.”

“And, of course, here you go: I still love her,” he says. He takes a breath, drives through a red light. If no one is ahead of him, Guy Ritchie does not typically stop. [Guy is driving] “But she’s retarded, too.”

Esquire: It’s rocky getting a divorce, innit?

Guy: “You can’t tell someone when they’re getting divorced that their pain is an illusion,” “I’m f***ing telling you, I feel it, I’ve been through that … No one can say you don’t feel that.” – via Esquire

Of course Madonna outdo any twenty-three year old and no wonder she’s dating Jesus Luz, her 22-year old boy toy. I see nothing wrong with it. She’s Madonna who do you want her to date? A 50-year old fat and balding guy?

photos: the two both had their birthday separately, Madonna with Jesus in August and Guy in September.

photos: Fame; Bauer Griffin

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It went under the hammer in Glasgow last Saturday on May 30, 2009 with an estimated sale price of $33,000 (£22,000) but it never made it past the reserve price of $22,000 (£15,000) as reports by Female First

An auction house spokesman says, “The auction was very successful, however, surprisingly Peter Howson’s controversial piece ‘Madonna and Guy’ did not sell on the day. The painting is still for sale and we would be delighted to hear from anyone who is interested in this much talked about piece of Scottish art history”.

Are you surprised who wants to be looking at a painting like that? Pretty weird stuff to me.

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Guy has a thing for blondes.  He kicked Madonna to the curb and was seen with a blonde.  Now he’s with another blonde with Elle.  The former superstar model has tons of money too – should she be wary?  From the Daily Mail:

He took the 44-year-old  bachelorette -  known in her heyday as The Body  -  for dinner at the Notting hill Brasserie.

Guy and Elle must have had a lot to talk about, as the pair stayed in each other’s company until 12.30am  -  leaving separately to avoid being photographed together.

Hmmmmm. Is there really something going on or are these two just friends?  Elle isn’t as old as Madonna, but she’s still older than Guy.  Remember, Madonna is 50 and Guy was only 40.  He must like OLDER blondes.

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According to a source at The Sun:

Guy will say, ‘Oh, It’s in a bad mood today.’ Even towards the end of their marriage, he would call her It. He told people, ‘We can’t make It angry’.

It. Huh. It actually has a nice, loving ring to it.

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According to The Sun, Guy is devastated:

Keeping Rocco and David close to him in London was the only thing Guy really wanted from the divorce. He thought he had a real chance, especially as their school is here. He desperately loves those boys and is a devoted dad. Guy will still see his sons all the time. He said, ‘It doesn’t matter where they live — they will always have the hearts and souls of Englishmen. Football, appreciating the countryside, good humour and decent music — Guy’s determined these symbols of Britishness will forever be part of their lives.”

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…but then, maybe I’m just not a very good friend.  I’ve never bought sex toys and sent them to a friend.  Gwyneth also did this according to the China Daily:

Gwyneth Paltrow has bought Madonna racy underwear and sex toys from luxury lingerie brand Agent Provocateur. The ‘Iron Man’ actress is desperate to cheer up her close friend – who announced she was divorcing Guy Ritchie, her husband of almost eight years, in October – and decided the X-rated gifts would be perfect.

Maybe Gwyneth sent her the undies in the bid to get a new man?  Wait…I thought she was helping Madonna to stay WITH Guy Ritchie?  I don’t think Gwyneth can keep her story straight.  She better go detox her brain!

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Well now that the money has been signed, sealed and delivered, The Sun is reporting Guy has his own set of lists for Madonna. Yeah, like, remember that nutso rule she had about her kids only eating Kaballah blessed food? This year Guy would like it if Madonna would lessen her stringent, dubious eating habits and allow the kids to eat some turkey, gravy and fudge. He also asked Madonna to not “boss about the staff, have tantrums, or talk about the split.”

Good luck Madge!

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Sting‘s wife, Trudie Styler was also a guest. Trudie had introduced Ritchie to Madonna at a dinner party at her house in Wiltshire in 1999 as reports by Telegraph

Jemima, 34, bron January 30, 1974, she’s one of the eight children who inherited wealth of late billionaire, Sir James Goldsmith. Jemima was married to cricketer, Imran Khan and they have two sons together. Jemima is famous for having dated Hugh Grant.

Guy Ritchie, 40 doesn’t waste any time, does he? He must be on top of the world now he’s dating younger women and he’s just been awarded 76 million dollar for his divorce settlement with Madonna.

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As per the AP, included in the settlement is the couple’s home Ashcombe in western England, where Rosenberg adds this is probably one of the biggest payouts in divorce settlement history! However, Madonna and Guy are still battling out where Rocco and David will live. The couple’s custodial arrangement have not been decided yet.

Do you think the divorce settlement is fair?

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Actually, Madonna is sticking to her regimented regime it sounds like.  The Daily Mail says:

‘Madonna doesn’t really like Ashcombe but she thinks it’s important that they put on a united front for the kids. She will, however, be eating a different meal as she will only eat fish. She will also be working out on Christmas Day.’

Why is it important for the PR person to say she will work out on Christmas day?  Like we don’t already think Madonna is obsessive about her diet and eating.  And if Madonna and Guy wanted a united front for the kids, they should have stayed married.

Photos: PR Photos

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Here are the 5 biggest celebrity male gold diggers according to Complex Magazine:

5.  Al Reynolds.  He was married to disgraced and fired View co-host Star Jones.  They made it about 3 years before gay and divorce rumors took their toll.  Oops.

4. Mark Harris.  I don’t even know who Mark Harris is, but I guess he married poor ol’ Martha Raye. Martha got rich by pimping out denture cream.

3.  Stedman Graham.  Oprah Winfrey’s other half in case you didn’t know.  Except they aren’t married.  So how can he be a gold digger if they aren’t married and he can’t get anything?  Maybe he’s crossing his fingers.

2.  Kevin Federline.  This should be a no-brainer.  I would have even ranked him at #1, because he didn’t even have a job when Britney Spears fell in love and married his sorry ass.

1.  Guy Ritchie. I guess Guy made the #1 spot because he had to be married for 8 whole years.  No one else really made it past three, so he earns the top spot.  And $61 million of Madonna’s money.  That should keep him comfortable at night.

Do you agree with these five?  Who would you add to this list?

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The incident with Robert occurred when another co-star, who happens to be a 7 foot tall wrestler named Robert Maillet, caught him accidentally on the chin.

The Sun says:

Downey Jr — who plays the famous detective — was “out cold” for six seconds and “drooling blood” before medics could bring him round.

There has also been a tanker explosion and another injury incident with an extra.  What next?

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Rather than squeeze Madge for a rent check, Ritchie would rather choose his battles and fight for a joint custody of the couple’s two sons, Rocco and David, in hopes they’ll divide their time between New York City and London.

Ritchie will likely walk away from this divorce contradicting the gold-digging reputation some have pinned on him recently, with people close to the couple saying:

It will be all over by the end of the month. The priority for him has always been the children…Ritchie could have taken her to the cleaners. He is a very honourable man to have walked away.”

On a side note, Madonna looked ridiculous last night at some gala wearing a dress made out of shrubbery that looked more like the costume-y urban version of something a dancer would wear to perform in a Hawaiian Luau. You still got it Madge!

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What do you think? Should he have squabbled for some of the 300 million he’s legally entitled to?