Ok, let’s humor Gwyneth Paltrow for a hot minute. She recently lied told Oprah Winfrey she “can’t diet” and instead hops around using band-type contraptions to stay slim. Uh huh. Suuuuuuure. You know the old saying, the two biggest lies in Hollywood: “I get this body from yoga” and “we’re just friends.”

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She continued by saying: