The Today Show cans Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s interview. Heidi and Spencer were supposed to appear and promote their book, but supposedly the schedule got changed. How does a schedule get changed on a news show, where it is ever changing and evolving? I think it may have more to do with the Al Roker fiasco in the summer.

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Heidi Montag skipped her sister’s birthday party because they wouldn’t pay her. You read that correctly. Heidi wanted an appearance fee to show up at her sister Holly’s birthday party Saturday and the club promoters wouldn’t give it to her. Heidi refused to attend.

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That’s how you know Hollywood has gotten to your head. You skip your sibling’s birthday because you aren’t paid to go. How low can one person sink? From Fox News:

 
 

Heidi Montag wants to be the next OctoMom. Yeah, well, we all knew this one was coming. Should come as no great surprise, really. Speidi and OctoMom are pretty much tomato and tom-ahto on the Fame Climbing Scale. As we all (for better or for worse) know, Heidi wants nothing more than to fill her flat stomach with babies and Spencer wants nothing to do with any of it.

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As Audrina told usmagazine.com:

 
 

Heidi Montag Pratt is getting more plastic surgery. Heidi gives us a bit too many details on her measurements, but goes on to say they aren’t good enough! Heidi wants to go back under the knife to improve her looks.

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Heidi put her bare bum out for the world to look at, so she must feel pretty good. Heidi admits to Closer Magazine:

 
 

Spencer Pratt gives Heidi Montag a lickable present for her birthday. Heidi just turned 23 and Spencer surprised her with the present – a nine week old puppy. The puppy is a female malti-poo and probably adorable!

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One thing for Spencer and Heidi though – watch your puppy! A malti-poo is the same dog that Jessica Simpson had and lost to coyotes this week! Heidi says via People Magazine:

 
 

Spencer Pratt goes after Ryan Seacrest verbally. Spencer didn’t like a comment Ryan made about wife Heidi Montag during his morning radio show.  So Spencer attacked Ryan with a war of words that I’m sure Ryan will respond to later.

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This is what happened. During a segment on Ryan’s radio show, he said the celebrity he’d like to taser most would be Heidi.  And Spencer was listening. Oops. Via US Magazine:

 
 

Spencer Pratt would like to legally change his name to King Spencer Pratt. Shame on us for even reporting on these fools, but hey, they make our job easy. Speidi have found (yet another!) way to grab headlines and illicit eye rolls. Spencer would like to be viewed as modern day royalty. Well, he seems inbred and Heidi could be his sister. Kidding! (Not really).

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Spencer said (via usmagazine.com):