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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt continue to talk about their BS wedding to reporters.  Heidi and Spencer returned to the States from Mexico yesterday and were all gooey eyed to reporters.  They were asked a few questions and I have to prepare you first, get a barf bag before you read them.

More BS after the break…

Are you ready?  Here’s some questions they answered via Just Jared:

When asked how it feels to be married, Spencer said, “It feels amazing.”

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt might not be legally married. It seems that in their haste to elope, producers I mean friends forgot to tell them about the blood test and the paperwork ahead of time.  So, without the proper blood tests, the marriage is null and void.

More pictures after the PR stunt…

And even though there was no family there to witness the event – surprise!  MTV filming crew was.  How ironic is that?

Heidi Montag in her bikini with her semi-twin boyfriend, Spencer Pratt. These two are starting to look-alike, don’t you agree? Oh Montag, you look amazing, this is what she wants us to say, right? Darn, she does look great in a bikini despite the fake rack. I have to admit though every time I see her wearing her bikini I have that song in my head.. I am a plastic girl, in a plastic world, life is plastic, it’s fantastic. It doesn’t go like that does it? Oh well, you get my point.

 Heidi Montag was invited to the White House Correspondents gala  by MSNBC this Saturday.. omg! And of course her douche bag, boyfriend Spencer Pratt wanted to tag along first-class but MSNBC didn’t like that idea. So she ain’t going.. First of all, why would MSNBC invite Montag to the event? Oh… could be her endorsement of John McCain, you think? Pratt’s excuse is that the event isn’t A-listy enough! Hmmm. Are those two A-listers? Omg! That would make the entire Hollywood A-listers as well, right?

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, The Hills stars are down in Mexico doing the lovers stuff. Montag is showing off her fake boobs & they do look pretty good, don’t they? Montag & Pratt look like they are heavenly in love still so rumors of them going busted on and off have proven to be at least for now “False”. Let’s now, Heidi’s plastic surgery stops here, she’s only 21 and it scares me to think what she will become at 40.  For now, plastic or not, she looks pretty good.