HEIDI MONTAG and SPENCER PRATT have decided to set the record straight—they ain’t broke!

Yes, they’re not! Which is pretty surprising, since Spencer is an unemployed reality TV star and Heidi’s latest gig, “Famous Food,” is reportedly one of the lowest rated shows VH1 has ever produced.

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Heidi and Spencer may have dropped under the radar a bit, but over the past few weeks the notorious reality star couple has been gracing celebrity gossip websites again—because they reportedly have no money.

HEIDI MONTAG and SPENCER PRATT are now completely broke… and totally irrelevant. Is anyone really all that surprised about this? We’re not!

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Heidi and Spencer may have once been the most talked-about couple on celebrity gossip websites, but it seems that their 15 minutes of fame are finally up. And their money’s almost gone, too.

The couple is reportedly living in a beach house in Santa Barbara, which is owned by Spencer’s parents—and they’re not even paying any rent. Why? Because they are broke and unemployable.

According to the latest celebrity news, DANIELLE STAUB has this to say about her ‘Famous Food’ co-star HEIDI MONTAG: “She’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.” We kinda already knew that, Danielle.

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Danielle became one of TV’s most hated reality stars after her stint in ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’, but now she’s back to stir up trouble on VH1’s new reality show ‘Famous Food’—a show that will have seven celebrities competing to become a partner of the LA-based Dolce restaurant group.

CRYSTAL HARRIS is still in love with HUGH HEFNER, according to newfound gal pal HEIDI MONTAG. The question isn’t whether it’s true or not—the real question is, why is this issue still relevant? Doesn’t Heidi have something else to talk about, like another sob story about how she hates her plastic surgery makeover from hell and wishes she never did it?

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Heidi was on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show last Thursday, and when they touched on the subject of Crystal and Hef, the reality star revealed:

HEIDI MONTAG says she spent 14 hours a day in the gym, lost 27 pound to prep herself for her pool party at Wet Republic. If she’s to be believed, then she’s lucky she didn’t injure herself—or worse.

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Heidi really likes to push herself—and her poor body—to extreme measures just to look good. Seriously… 14 hours a day? That’s just not safe!

The reality star tells Us Weekly:

Here’s the latest bit of entertainment news that we’re sure won’t shock any of you: SPENCER PRATT is banned from HEIDI MONTAG’s new show! Probably a good idea, don’t you think?

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The producers of Heidi’s upcoming show, ‘Famous Food’, have issued an all out ban on her husband Spencer—and they are very serious. Clearly, they don’t want his crazy antics anywhere near their new show.