Heidi Montag skipped her sister’s birthday party because they wouldn’t pay her. You read that correctly. Heidi wanted an appearance fee to show up at her sister Holly’s birthday party Saturday and the club promoters wouldn’t give it to her. Heidi refused to attend.

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That’s how you know Hollywood has gotten to your head. You skip your sibling’s birthday because you aren’t paid to go. How low can one person sink? From Fox News:

Spencer Pratt talks to the wrong sister about her drinking! In previews for The Hills, Spencer and wife Heidi Montag are talking to Holly Montag about her out of control behavior and wild drinking. Ha! It was Spencer’s sister Stephanie that landed a DUI when leaving Holly’s party. How’s that for KARMA!

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Spencer talks about Jesus and the ills of Holly’s ways. Oops, picked the wrong sister to lecture! From MTV:

Stephanie Pratt was busted on a DUI. Stephanie was partying it up with The Hills gang at Holly Montag’s birthday party when she left drunk. Stephanie was pulled over when cops saw her driving funny.

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Stephanie is still in jail in lieu of a $5,000 bond. Can’t her big brother Spencer or his wife Heidi Montag pony up the money to let her out? Cops say via People Magazine:

Heidi Montag wants to be the next OctoMom. Yeah, well, we all knew this one was coming. Should come as no great surprise, really. Speidi and OctoMom are pretty much tomato and tom-ahto on the Fame Climbing Scale. As we all (for better or for worse) know, Heidi wants nothing more than to fill her flat stomach with babies and Spencer wants nothing to do with any of it.

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As Audrina told usmagazine.com:

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt don’t have sex. What? Too personal to tell the world? Not for Speidi it ain’t! Apparently, Heidi is planning on using some trickery in order to get herself knocked up. She plans to –whoops! — forget to taker her birth control on month, and BAM, whoops, she’s pregnant!

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Spencer’s too smart for that, though. His problem-solving solution? Deny his wife sex! He told The View (!!) (via usmagazine.com):

Heidi Montag Pratt is getting more plastic surgery. Heidi gives us a bit too many details on her measurements, but goes on to say they aren’t good enough! Heidi wants to go back under the knife to improve her looks.

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Heidi put her bare bum out for the world to look at, so she must feel pretty good. Heidi admits to Closer Magazine:

Kristin Cavallari apologized for creating Speidi. Speidi is the phenomenon known as Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. It was Kristin who introduced the pair several years ago, before The Hills was as popular as it is now (read some sarcasm there). Heidi and Spencer haven’t quit yet!

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Kristin has returned to The Hills and is causing all sorts of problems. It makes the show a bit more interesting! She says to the New York Post: