Yes, they’re not! Which is pretty surprising, since Spencer is an unemployed reality TV star and Heidi’s latest gig, “Famous Food,” is reportedly one of the lowest rated shows VH1 has ever produced.

Heidi and Spencer may have dropped under the radar a bit, but over the past few weeks the notorious reality star couple has been gracing celebrity gossip websites again—because they reportedly have no money.

In fact, recent reports claim that Heidi and Spencer are completely broke and currently living at his parents’ house. Also, Spencer is allegedly in debt and owes his former agent hundreds and thousands of dollars.

However, Spencer claims that this is totally false—he does not have (and has never had) an agent. After speaking with some sources close to the former reality star, TMZ confirms:

“The couple worked with a lawyer when they were negotiating their deals for “The Hills” back in the day … but they never involved an agency.”

So yeah, Spencer and Heidi aren’t broke. He is reportedly taking up political science at USC, and she has “a couple of projects in the works”—thanks to her agent.

But wait… political science? Are we really supposed to believe that Spencer is interested in a career in politics?

God forbid.

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Heidi and Spencer may have once been the most talked-about couple on celebrity gossip websites, but it seems that their 15 minutes of fame are finally up. And their money’s almost gone, too.

The couple is reportedly living in a beach house in Santa Barbara, which is owned by Spencer’s parents—and they’re not even paying any rent. Why? Because they are broke and unemployable.

Most reality stars—like Paris Hilton and the Kardashian sisters—are smart enough to know that they don’t really have any talents to help them keep their place in Hollywood, so they put their money on all kinds of business ventures. Spencer and Heidi, on the other hand, spent they’re “hard-earned” paychecks on all kinds of useless stuff—including numerous plastic surgery procedures.

Spencer believes that the problem is that they got too famous. He says:

“We were getting paid to be people we weren’t for so long that there’s no line… What we learned is, you can be too famous.”

Do you agree that Spencer and Heidi were just victims of fame? Or were they victims of their own stupidity?

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Danielle became one of TV’s most hated reality stars after her stint in ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’, but now she’s back to stir up trouble on VH1’s new reality show ‘Famous Food’—a show that will have seven celebrities competing to become a partner of the LA-based Dolce restaurant group.

In a video clip where she promotes the show, Danielle says of Heidi, one of the celebs whom she will be competing against:

“Heidi and I go through our peaks and our valleys. She’s very, very sweet, but again, she’s young—very young.”

The brutally honest Jersey girl shares:

“I thought, you know, in the beginning she might be my biggest competition… But she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.”

Almost as an afterthought, she adds:

“But she’s not the dullest either.”

This from a woman whose mental health is in question! Who do you think is the “sharper tool” between Heidi and Danielle?

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Heidi was on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show last Thursday, and when they touched on the subject of Crystal and Hef, the reality star revealed:

“She knows what’s right for her life and it’s her life and you only have one… I know that she loves Hef very much.”

Crystal was widely criticized when she ditched her grandfather groom-to-be just days before their wedding, but celebrity gossip websites pounced on her even more after she was photographed having a blast with Heidi at the Wet Republic pool party on the day that her wedding was supposed to take place.

In Crystal’s defense, Heidi said:

“In between photos, it was really hard. It was kind of hard for me to even get her there and to kind of smile and kind of put her head high… It was mutual between her and Hef and I think that she just kind of wanted to have a little bit of fun and forget everything that was going on, even if it was just for a few moments.”

Okay. Crystal breaks up with grandpa Hef (never mind that the wedding was already paid for), and then goes out partying on their supposed wedding day. And we’re all supposed to believe that she was all torn up about it and crying her eyes out on the inside because she was still in love with him? Does anyone really believe this nonsense?

Heidi really likes to push herself—and her poor body—to extreme measures just to look good. Seriously… 14 hours a day? That’s just not safe!

The reality star tells Us Weekly:

“I’ve been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I’ve been working out really hard because I had this pool party and I was like, I have to be in shape… And I was actually a lot overweight. It was the most I’ve ever been because I’ve kind of been in hiding eating pie with my husband and puppies, so I needed to get back in shape.”

Of course, the extreme workout paid off, as Heidi was able to get her weight down from 130 to 103 pounds in a short while—just in time for her pool party at the Wet Republic in Las Vegas.

The reality star admits that it’s the first time she went to the gym after her surgeries:

“My breasts, because they’re so big, really needed some time… So I’m just starting to work out again after my surgery. Sometimes I get shooting pains, but I hear that’s normal.”

In addition to the 14-hour daily workout sessions, Heidi also went on a diet of apples, cherries and salads to help her get herself down to her ideal weight. She shares:

“I’ve been running a lot, and I’ve been doing weights… When you work out, you boost your metabolism, so you have to [make sure you eat enough].”

It’s really no surprise that Heidi pushed herself to those extremes—she did get ten cosmetic surgeries in one day, which was big news for all the celebrity gossip websites and magazines for quite a while. After all, she almost died.

Why do you think Heidi‘s always so prepared to risk her life just to look good?

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The producers of Heidi’s upcoming show, ‘Famous Food’, have issued an all out ban on her husband Spencer—and they are very serious. Clearly, they don’t want his crazy antics anywhere near their new show.

Sources tell TMZ that Spencer has been banned since day one—he isn’t allowed to step foot on set (he isn’t even allowed to go near it) and he is not allowed to be involved in the show in any way. Heidi apparently didn’t want to argue with her new bosses, so she agreed right away.

What do you guys think? Will Spencer respect these grounds, or will he just push himself in and make trouble for Heidi?

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Heidi has opened up to Hollywood gossip news about how difficult it is for her to exercise because of the size of her chest, and how she constantly has to wear nose tape for fear of ruining the nose she now has:

“I definitely think I should have been way more informed. I think that doctors should really walk you through all aspects of it, not just the glamorous side of it. Doctors, it’s like they’re selling you cookies or something. I would love to not be ‘plastic girl’ or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world. I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back. Instead, I’m always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands.”

Does all this backtracking have anything to do with the fact that the plastic surgeon who did this to her is months in his grave after a car accident? Or is it because Heidi‘s still paying off the credit card debt she accumulated for the procedures. How fitting then, to pay for plastic surgery with…plastic.

Still, Heidi has managed to segue her stint from the now defunct reality show,  “The Hills” into another reality show “Famous Food”, which airs autumn this year.

Take a look at Heidi before and after…

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Hang Mioku is a South Korean woman, 48, not necessary a star but she’s made repeated headlines in the celebrity news due to her insane addiction; Mioku manifests what happens with many plastic surgeries. She became so addicted to it that she injected cooking oil into her face ultimately. Yikes! As Hank Williams sang these words,”Hey good lookin’, what you got cookin’?”, he should have told Ms. Mioku to use the cooking oil for her dinner, not her face. Remember Muammar Gaddafi?

Heidi Montag had her old breast implants increased to DDDs, a nose job revision, a lipo on her stomach and thighs, a butt augmentation, a brow lift, etc, etc, etc.

Montag shocked the world when she underwent ten plastic surgery procedures in one day. Most of us either don’t know or have forgotten that Heidi has already had two plastic surgeries done prior to her big tune up. Watch out Heidi, don’t go any further otherwise Good God we don’t want to have you looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein down the road.

Jackie Stallone, the mother of Sylvester Stallone (Rocky Balboa in the movie Rocky). She looks like she’s been through some tough fights herself. Actually, her new face is after thousands of dollars worth of many plastic surgeries. Maybe after a few more surgeries she can look as good as her original face?

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop had multiple nose jobs, cheek implants; eyelid surgery, a cleft put in his chin.You name it he had it. He just had too many inappropriate operations.

As for Michael’s big sister LaToya Jackson, she must have used the same surgeon as Michael did before he died. The most obvious work LaToya has done is on her nose.

Pete Burns is a former member of Dead or Alive, who had the top single “You Spin Me Round”. He spent the fortune he earned from his successful music career on reconstructive surgeries after a botched plastic surgery on his lips. It appears he should have kept the money.

Jocelyn Wildenstein, this is the formerly beautiful billionairess socialite Wildenstein, who is also being referred to as the Bride of Frankenstein. She reportedly spent millions on plastic surgeries to win back her estranged husband. He may have run even faster after the surgeries!

Joan Rivers, has had facelift, eye tuck, nose job, Botox, etc, etc etc.

“I have done what everyone does in California,” she says. “Goldie Hawn has a totally different face from when she started.”
“I believe in plastic surgery,” she says.

Mickey Rourke undergone face reconstructive surgery. Rourke, the once boxer turned Hollywood heartthrob went back to boxing in the early 90s; and Mickey suffered a lot of physical injuries including facial scars. Mickey said he had gone to “the wrong guy” for his surgery and that his plastic surgeon had left his features “a mess.”

Lisa Rinna had inflated lips and face filler. Rinna’s famously inflated lips have been deflated as she has admittedly had a surgical procedure done to reduce them. (Thank God) As for the face filler?

“I saw a picture of myself and thought, ‘Uh-oh,’” admits Lisa, after getting too much Juvéderm. “You have to be careful. I’m a perfect example of that!” “There are many things you can do to make yourself look better,” said Lisa.

The picture we are showing you is one with her lips still badly inflated and click here to see the new Lisa having deflated her famously inflated lips and without any makeup.

Would you go this far for the sake of vanity?

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Heidi Montag – her old breast implants increased to DDDs, a nose job revision, a lipo on her stomach and thighs, a butt augmentation, a brow lift, etc, etc, etc.

Montag shocked the world when she underwent ten plastic surgery procedures in one day. Most of us either don’t know or have forgotten that Heidi has already had two plastic surgeries done prior to her big tune up.

Montag wishes she could travel back in time and not have gotten the 10 procedures she did a year ago. But sweetie, certain things are irreversible. She was genetically blessed to begin with… Dear God I’m wondering what she would end up looking like in 20 years time if this crazy addiction doesn’t stop. Heidi is merely 24!

JWoww - breast implants

Jersey Shore’s Jenni Farley AKA JWoww has this to say about her breast implants: “I’d do it every year if I could.”

She’s happy with her rack so are we. But sister don’t do it every year, you might not be so lucky next time around.

Tori Spelling – breast implants

Spelling’s implants have been looking a bit weird lately; according to plastic surgeons, they could have dropped due to her pregnancy. Oops. Looks like Tori might have to get them repaired after giving birth. Sounds just like bringing your car in for service? I sometimes think these celebs have misconceptions of the Dos and Don’ts.

Victoria Beckham – breast implants

Now gone! Beckham recently told Vogue UK that she has removed her implants –“torpedo bazookas” as the magazine so hilariously call them!

Much better Posh! I’m glad she didn’t surgically remove her accent, I just love the way she talks, don’t you?

Kim Kardashian – Boxtox and possibly butt job

Kim says she’s all-natural. Regarding her famous derriere; She said it’s the Armenian genes in her.

The image which looks as if Kim’s suffering from a horrible Botox mishap? Kardashian said it was a bad flu day. Ha! How come we didn’t think of that to begin with?

All-natural or not, we don’t know but Kim looks dazzling and mighty hot in any case. Do you think Kim has ever had plastic surgery?

Kourtney Kardashian – breast implants

Kourtney admits those babies are fake.

“It was kind of impulsive. I was never insecure about my breast size or my body. I just got the idea in my head one day, and that was that,” Kourtney said.

Kourt, we are proud of your honesty and seriously I would have never guessed it. Bravo!

Mickey Rourke – face reconstructive surgery

Rourke, the once boxer turned Hollywood heartthrob (don’t laugh, it’s true, that was probably before you were born) went back to boxing in the early 90s; and Mickey suffered a lot of physical injuries including facial scars. Rourke’s face badly needed reconstructive surgery and so he did; his face was later labelled “almost unrecognizable.” Ouch! Mickey said he had gone to “the wrong guy” for his surgery and that his plastic surgeon had left his features “a mess.”

Lisa Rinna – inflated lips and face filler

Rinna said she first started getting her lips injected back in 1986 when she and a girlfriend made an impulsive decision to get some silicone shot into their lips. Lisa’s famously inflated lips have been deflated as she has admittedly had a surgical procedure done to reduce them.

As for the face filler? Rinna overdid it.

“I saw a picture of myself and thought, ‘Uh-oh,’” admits Lisa, after getting too much Juvéderm. “You have to be careful. I’m a perfect example of that!” “There are many things you can do to make yourself look better,” said Lisa.

I think reducing her lips was one of the best decisions she’s ever made. I mean you can’t really look like Angelina Jolie unless you’re Angie, can you?

Jocelyn Wildenstein –  face lift, cheek implants, chin implants, breast implants eye tuck, liposuction, brow lift and everything else you can possibly think of.

Jocelyn, the Swiss-born, New York socialite often referred to as “The Bride of Frankenstein” or “Cat Woman” has had all kinds of plastic surgeries you can possibly think of. Psychiatrists and plastic surgeons call this an example of “body dysmorphic disorder” or in plain English: someone who’s paranoid of being ugly. I think Heidi Montag would sadly fall into this category as well.

Joan Rivers – facelift, eye tuck, nose job, Botox, etc, etc etc.

Good God, Rivers is 77, despite looking very plastic, she does look much younger than her age, doesn’t she? So perhaps all-natural was never meant to be for Joan.

What do you think of these 10 stars? Who do you think some have really enhanced their looks through plastic surgeries?

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We don’t have confirmed details of the new show but last we heard Montag has signed with Celebrity Rehab. Addiction to plastic surgery? That sounds about right.

Ashley Dupre, if you don’t remember, she’s the call girl who bedded former New York governor Eliot Spitzer.

I bet you just can’t wait to see Heidi’s new show, can you?

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Does Heidi even have any projects in the works right now? Is she denying this because she wanted her appearance to be a surprise?

It was recently reported the surgically enhanced blonde had been dropped off at the clinic to join the likes of Michael Lohan and Real Housewives of D.C’s Michaele Salahi as part of the new new season.

But Montag insists it’s not true. “No, I’m not joining the cast,” Heidi told People.

“I’m actually on my way to see Just Go With It for the first time,” she said of her movie debut. “[But] It sounds like a great cast and I can’t wait to watch this season!”

If Heidi was going to be on the show, what would her addiction be? Plastic surgery? Makes sense, but kind of out there. Do you think she needs rehab?

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Meow!

Of course this bruised Montag‘s fragile ego and her people released this statement:

“Andy Cohen has polluted American TV with some of the most inane shows ever. For him to call someone trash shows a complete lack of self-awareness and self control. We understand Andy Cohen is desperate for ratings, but he’s acting like a character from one of his shows”

This might be true – but Montag is the one aching for a role on one of these trashy shows, so methinks Cohen wins this war.

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Andy Cohen – the creator of the Housewives franchise – appeared on his show ‘Watch What Happens Live’ and cleared up the rumors once and for all.

“Professionally, I’m not supposed to discuss any negotiations so I have to parse my words here,” Cohen said on his show Thursday. “That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab … knives into my own eyes than see her on this network.”

Oh, Wow. It’s safe to say Heidi does NOT have a home on the Bravo network. So sad.

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Heidi was all in a fluster earlier and told Us Weekly that Jennifer banned her from the premier because she was “too polarizing.” Yeah. OK.

Later on today, Montag retracted the statement and said:

“I got my invite and I would have loved to be there, but I had to be Los Angeles with my dogs,” Montag explained. “I was honored to be a part of such a great movie and I apologize to Jennifer and Sony for this big misunderstanding. Go see the movie this weekend! It’s fantastic!”

Curious and more curious. Well. Glad that one’s solved!

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Heidi says they would move to be on the show. Well, duh! Who wouldn’t if they could be on the show. Does it have a paycheck?

Heidi Montag is actively pursuing joining the cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Her husband Spencer Pratt wants to come along too and he confirmed the news to RadarOnline.com that his “people” are going to be talking to the RHOB honchos on Tuesday.
“We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat. We would be psyched if this happened for us,” Spencer told RadarOnline.com.

They might bring a younger audience to the show, I guess. Do you think they have a chance to make it on the show?

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How do you like her new song “Heartbeat?”

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I wonder if she’s talking out more readily now that her plastic surgeon Dr. Ryan is dead.

“Parts of my body definitely look worse than they did pre-surgery. This is not what I signed up for. The big dark mark from my chin reduction is probably the most noticeable. But the absolute worst is on my breasts, and the scariest is below my butt cheek,” she explains. “People have fewer scars from car accidents than I have on my body,” Montag adds.

“I would love to not be ‘plastic girl’ or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world. I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back. Instead, I’m always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands.”

Eh, I don’t buy this story either. I think Heidi is milking this surgery for all its worth in order to net herself magazine covers and publicity.

What do you think?

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She said in a recent PrimeTime interview:

“I definitely think I should have been way more informed. I think that doctors should really walk you through all aspects of it, not just the glamorous side of it. Doctors, it’s like they’re selling you cookies or something…[Spencer] didn’t sign up to be the nurse to his 23-year-old wife at the time, day and night..I think I’m fine the way I am.”