Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s number 1 girlfriend could have dumped Hefner because he failed to knock her up??? That makes me laugh.. Why would you want to have kids so badly with someone who’s 83 years old? So they can both be wearing diapers? Oops, that’s cruel, right? Truth may well be cruel at times!

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A source reveals exclusively to Scandalist that one of the main reasons Hefner and Madison’s relationship began to deteriorate was their unsuccessful attempts to have children.