Crystal is obviously not content with dumping Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner just days before their already-paid-for wedding, taking the engagement ring and selling it, and making fun of his skills in the bedroom… she now wants to take his dog, too.

Holly Madison was obviously upset for Hef, and she took to Twitter to express it. She tweeted at Crystal:

“why did you voluntarily give the dog to Hef (who loves him too) after u left, only to ask for him back a few months later?”

She added:

“dogs shouldn’t be yanked from happy homes on a whim. She needs to quit attention-seeking!”

Kendra Wilkinson, meanwhile, also tweeted her support for Hef. She said:

“@hughhefner I’m sorry u have to go through this. That dog loves u so much. She abandoned him n now she want him back. She’s mean mean mean”

Yep. Crystal is indeed mean, Kendra. So, like Holly said… stop being a famewhore, Crystal!

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What does she think will happen to them, anyway?

Holly’s breasts are her obviously very important to her, as she has taken out a $1 million insurance policy on them. Hugh Hefner‘s very loyal former girlfriend admits:

“They’re my primary money makers right now. I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars.”

Hmm. Guess that makes sense.

What do you guys think? Is Holly’s decision to insure her boobs a good idea?

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The Playboy founder is still feeling the pain of being jilted and “left at the altar” by his ex-fiancée Crystal Harris, who called off their wedding just days before it was supposed to happen. He’s so sad that he’s reportedly missing his other ex, Holly.

Right after the messy breakup between Hef and Crystal, Holly jumped to his defense and ripped into the runaway bride, saying that she was just “using him to start her career.” The former Playmate then went straight to the Playboy mansion to offer Hef her support.

Hef is reportedly telling his friends:

“I should’ve married Holly.”

Unfortunately, it’s too late—reconciliation between the original Playboy and the former Playboy bunny is out of the question. A source close to Holly, who is now seeing the nightclub mogul Jesse Waits, says:

“That chapter of her life is closed.”

Do you guys think Hef has a right to talk about marriage now that Holly is happily over him?

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Holly made her disgust very clear after Hollywood celebrity news showed pictures of Crystal “runaway bride” Harris attending a Sin City pool party:

“That’s a new low,”

Holly vented on Twitter, and also…

“That’s disgusting, and whoever booked her is tacky.”

Miaow.

You can’t fault Hugh Hefner from inspiring such loyalty in his bunnies. And no matter what his detractors say, he’ll always have “buxom” “blondes” like Holly to stuff critics’ mouths with their underwear to shut them up, or lambast other “blonde” bimbos who attempt to make money off him.

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Holly had earnestly hoped to marry Hugh Hefner, but for some reason he turned down the notion, she moved to Las Vegas and he entered into a relationship with 24-year-old Harris.

“I think Holly [Madison] has expressed publicly that it would be a little strange if she was there and I respect that. I never expected to get married again. But the reality is I can’t see myself with anybody else, and I just want to give the relationship that kind of formal statement. I think Crystal deserves it. I love happy endings.”

And so does Crystal…there will be NO PRENUP at this wedding…

During Holly’s Life & Style cover shoot on February 21, she reveals that she has erased her signature rabitt-head tattoo and believe it or not the ex-Playboy bunny is putting on weight.

“I started getting laser treatments in 2009 to remove it,” Holly tells Life & Style. “It’s a walking ad for Playboy — and I joke that they’ve stopped paying for the ad space! I still need six more treatments, but I don’t know if I’ll ever get around to them because it’s so easily covered with makeup.”

I still don’t have any tattoos, I had wanted to get inked a long time back but couldn’t decide if I’d like it over the years.

For more from Holly, pick up the latest issue of Life & Style, on stands now.

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Holly took a stand and appeared on a cover of a magazine that she demanded remain untouched. Then she was brutally honest about her body and said she was happy with how it is.

The former Playmate and ex-girlfriend of Hugh Hefner said that she would rather be curvy and ‘imperfect’ than stick-thin.

Posing for an un-retouched photoshoot for Life & Style magazine, she said, ‘I have cellulite – and had it even when I was at my absolute thinnest. I’m never not going to have cellulite.

You go girl! Holly should be applauded for her stand and not made to feel bad about it. Why would Jayde act that way and tell her she was fat, when clearly, she is not.

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Holly if you didn’t know was Hef’s number one girl who spent six years of her youth sharing one-third of Hugh Hefner in his Playboy mansion with his harem of girlfriends; the ex is making it clear that she’s not going to Hef’s wedding even if she’s invited. So Hef saves the invitation.

“I feel like the attention should be on them,” Holly tells Rob Shuter of Pop Eater. “It shouldn’t be about ex-girlfriends showing up and what are their reactions and stuff like that. I think it should be about them.”

Holly hinted that Hef and Crystal are thinking about tying the knot this summer. She says that if she doesn’t go, “It’s probably because I have a show in Vegas.”

Holly met up with Hef and Crystal in early January for the taping of her reality TV show. This is what Holly has to say about the future Mrs. Hefner.

“I don’t really know her,” she tells me. “I’m just really protective and want to make sure he’s making the right choices.”

Well, what’s the right choices? He’s 84, she’s 24. His right choice would be to marry Betty White but I highly doubt if he’s her type. She’s too cute for Hef. In terms of Crystal, could there be some ulterior motives other than love? Who knows? After all they are both willing so we wish them happily ever after!  

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Hefner goes buff with her. No no no that is just a joke! Holly would pose only if she had the creative control of the shoot. Does that mean only if she could do the photo shopping herself?

Looking ahead the 31-year-old is hoping to become an entertainment journalist some day.

She explained to Fox411′s Pop Tarts: “I would like to expand my brand to include destinations in Vegas and also become an entertainment news correspondent.”

Holly’s decison that she’d pose for Playboy again comes shortly after her former ‘Girls Next Door’ co-star Kendra Wilkinson agreed to be photographed forthe men’s magazine cover again.

Would you care if Holly posed for Playboy or naaaaaaaay? Just wondering.

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In case you didn’t know Holly and old sex pot split up in 2008 apparently because he didn’t want to marry her. And now the Playboy founder, 84, proposed to Crystal on Christmas Eve.

Holly told Life and Style magazine: “I’d like to see Hef settle down. I just want it to be with the right person, and I feel like he’s making a hasty decision. I’m not sure Crystal is the best thing for him.”

“Crystal hasn’t been around very long — she’s a mysterious character. No one knows much about her. Plus, she’s very young, probably too young to settle down.”

Holly, 31, is also worried  that Crystal, the aspiring singer is using Hugh to start her career and fears he could end up losing everything in an expensive divorce.

Holly said: “I’ve seen a lot of girls try to date Hef, and some have ulterior motives. I don’t think it would be a bad idea for him to get to know her a little better. “I think it’s possible Crystal could break Hef’s heart. They could end up divorcing, and she could take half his money.

“I’m not jealous that he’d marry someone else. I just don’t want it to be a girl who’s using him to start her career. Basically, I think he could do better than Crystal.”

In response to Holly’s accusation, this is what Crystal has to say in a statement through her manager, Michael Blakey: “I’ve never been happier in my life. I’m so excited to be marrying Hef.”

The way I see it is that Hef is 84 and if he wants to be used, let him. And we heard he’s not dumb enough not to have a pre-nup so what’s the big problem Holly? Girls dating Hef who’s 84 have ulterior motives? Nooooo, I thought they’re just looking for a grandfather figure.

I guess it’s someting for Holly to talk about on her reality TV show, Holly’s World, isn’t it?

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More pictures of Aubrey after the poof…

Aubrey disappeared to Las Vegas, just like Holly Madison. It must be that city!

Aubrey O’Day found time to attend the Glamorama in between recording her solo album and taping her Oxygen reality show, “The Aubrey O’Day Project.”

Well, Aubrey did Bo Peep like Holly did as well, so these girls either picked a bad career move or just dropped out of IT girl status by choice. What do you think it was for Aubrey? She is working on that album and made an appearance at Fashion Week, so maybe she’ll be coming back?

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More pictures of Holly after the disappearing act…

Holly dated Criss Angel, she dumped him. She was dating Benji Madden…is she still? She’s so secluded she is only coming out for…NASCAR races?

Holly Madison attending Smith’s Nascar Camping World Truck Series Race at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway.

That’s it? I guess it’s a big step down when you leave the Playboy Mansion. But then again, it didn’t bolster the career of the Shannon twins or of Crystal Harris either. Do you think Crystal thinks she was robbed? She has to deal with the old man, but didn’t get the fame and recognition like Holly and Kendra did? Well, Bridget Marquardt for that matter too…where is she, by the way?

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more Holly after the hop…

Yes. You read that correctly. Holly wants to get her feet wet in the local politics of Las Vegas. (via usmagazine.com):

“The series will feature Holly and her family of friends as they take on new loves, careers and ambitions together…It will also chronicle her attempt to become the unofficial “first lady” of Vegas by getting more involved in local politics and addressing traffic issues on the Strip. The show premieres this summer and runs eight episodes.”

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More pictures of Holly and Benji after the smooch…

So, since Benji broke up with Paris Hilton, he’s been low profile and out of the news. Do you think him with Holly is a step up or down from Paris? According to Star Pulse:

The pair was spotted at a Melrose Avenue coffee shop recently in Los Angeles and couldn’t seem to keep their hands off one another.

A bystander says, “He was rubbing her lower back and the top of her butt, and she was hanging on his shoulder. They were laughing and flirting the entire time.”

And now Madison, has taken one step closer to a true confession about her new man.

She tells Life & Style magazine, “You can say I’m hanging out with someone I have a crush on.”

A crush…how cute is that! A Playboy bunny has a crush on someone. Do you think Holly and Benji make a good couple?

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more photos of other celebrities posing for PETA’s Save The Seals ad campaign after the hop…

Stars are lining up to pose in PETA’s striking “Save the Seals” T-shirt for a brand-new ad series aimed at ending the slaughter. In addition to Osbourne, Hilton, and Madison, the celebs sporting the tee in the first installment of print ads launching this week are hunks Brody Jenner of The Hills and Bromance and Owain Yeoman of The Mentalist; Twilight star Christian Serratos; Jackass star Steve-O; Battlestar Galactica’s Tricia Helfer and Grace Park; playmate Jayde Nicole; 90210 alum Jennie Garth; indie rockers Animal Collective; The Office star Lucy Davis; actor Rachael Leigh Cook; Natalie Dreyfuss of Rita Rocks; boxer “Sugar” Shane Mosley; pro cyclist Levi Leipheimer; and U.S. Olympic Team snowboarder Hannah Teter.

Kelly Osbourne says: ”The saddest thing for me is just knowing baby seals, some of [whom] have not even had their first meal, are going to be killed, and most of them are probably still alive when they’re skinning them. And there are no laws, nothing to stop them, so it’s just going to get worse.”  – via Peta

Say no to fur products!

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More pictures of Holly after the tap…

Holly likes the skimpy costumes, so dressing up as a German girl to tap the keg was a real hardship, I’m sure. And those poor, poor men who had to look at her. From Gossip Girls:

Holly Madison attended Oktoberfest at Hofbrauhaus restaurant in Las Vegas.

The “Peepshow” star showed off her beer pouring skills while serving as the official keg tapper of the night and looked cute/sexy in a German dirndl.

How can Holly keep up with her own schedule? Holly must find time to work out, because she looks great. She must also have some secret pleasure to find out that the new Girls Next Door aren’t doing nearly as well in the ratings as she did with Bridget and Kendra!

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More pictures of Holly after the cut…

Holly’s been doing Peepshow for several months now. And there have been cameras following her around, now we know why! She says via Vegas Deluxe:

“There will be elements of GND in my show because there is such a fan following for it. It’s all good-natured and not mean like other reality shows. I’m really excited about the new series because I am also getting a legitimate co-producer credit for all the work I do behind the camera. It’s not a vanity credit. I’m super excited to learn from the best and take on new responsibilities.”

Elements of Girls Next Door? Ha! Those news twins and Crystal can’t get the ratings in, so Holly has to jump in and save them. Her show is linking to theirs, in an attempt to raise their show. Don’t let them kid you…Holly, Kendra and Bridget were everyone’s favorites.

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more photos of Holly and Aubrey after the jump..

This is the first time, the duet have performed together on stage. Aubrey is replacing Melaine Brown in the saucy show as Peep Diva.
Aubrey has a very liberated grandmother who was in the audience for her debut. Granny was so impressed with her granddaughter’s act and said: “anyone with boobs that beautiful should show them!” as Aubrey posed on her Twitter page

As for Holly, she is Bo Peep, she’s such a hit, the revue’s bosses have extended her contract to September 2010.

Aubrey said of her Peep role:

“I am loving Peepshow. It was as if it was meant to be for me. I am loving Vegas. Everything is just great. A lot of changes have been made to the show this time around, and it gives me an opportunity to use my talents to the max. We’ve really expanded the Peep Diva character to its best advantage.” – via Fame Spy

photos of Holly photographed with Mel B and Kim Kardashian at the Grand opening of Pink’s Hot Dogs in Vegas last Friday

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More pictures of Holly after the knife…

Holly admits to surgeries to change her appearance to get what she wanted to Life & Style:

 
“Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career,” says Holly, 30. “Without it, I wouldn’t be where I am today.”

On nips and tucks in the future:
“I wouldn’t consider more surgery – unless my body implodes after I have kids! And I’m scared of getting stuff [like Botox] put into my face. It makes you look like you have a rubber mask on. Beauty is truly on the inside. Looks don’t define you – they’re just a tool to get what you want.”

OK, so if looks don’t define you, why did you get a new nose and boobs so you could work? Holly was beautiful before, but she is today too. Why do women say that – looks are on the inside AFTER they’ve gone out and had work done. It makes no sense!

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