Oh no!

After being on radio, Howard is determined to become the meanest and most honest judge that TV has ever seen, starting from his new gig as a replacement judge on “America’s Got Talent.”

However, he may be rethinking this entirely after making a 7-year-old Amir Palmer cry when he and his co-judge Sharon Osbourne buzzed an “X” during the kid’s audition in New York last Monday—Howard‘s second day as a judge on the show.

He tells Amir after his performance:

“You’re a very nice young man. No one likes hitting the buzzer on a 7-year-old. You’re very brave to get up there at 7-years-old.”

Amir then bursts into tears and Howard rushes on stage to tell the kid and the audience:

“I’ll fix everything. I’m sorry honey, I’m so sorry. This job is too rough for me. I don’t really wanna do it anymore.”

Howard adds:

“Mir Money, you’re a terrific young man, you know that? You are so brave. I’m going to be honest with you. I don’t want to make you cry. You know what Mir Money, it’s funny. I’ve met many great rappers. I’m on the radio, I’ve interviewed them. None of them are quite as good as you.”

After Amir leaves the stage, he tells the crew and audience:

“I’m not cut out for this, man. I’m not cut out for it. I’m shaking man, I’m shaking. I can’t do it, man. Robin, radio is for me. I made a mistake. This is not for me.”

He later changes his vote to a yes and explains why he buzzed the young kid at first:

“I hit the buzzer on him because I have to be fair to everyone. Whoever gets up on that stage runs that risk.”

We’re guessing the “too nice” judges that he previously slammed have finally earned a bit of the mean jock’s respect after that…

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Howard who?

Radio personality Howard Stern was quick to comment on Britney Spears‘ upcoming judging stint on “X Factor,” which she finally signed on for more than $15 million dollars thanks to the very determined Simon Cowell.

And what does Stern think of pop star as the new judge of Simon‘s show?

The soon-to-be replacement judge for “America’s Got Talent” said during a press conference last night:

“Well, I think it’s a wonderful decision, you know, Britney still thinks the earth is flat.”

He explained:

“I think we’re going to tune in to see… if she can sort of function through this thing, right? As far as any real criticism, I think that Simon [Cowell] and L.A. Reid will be doing that.”

The self-confessed “King of all Media” even name-dropped the female ”American Idol” judge Jennifer Lopez during his blast:

“I think Britney’s going to stand there and eat a lollypop and you know, wear a sexy outfit. I don’t anticipate great opinions from her. I think she’s going to sit there like J.Lo and ‘Oh, do you think I can get a perfume endorsement out of this?’”

Stern concluded:

“I’ll tune in to see what kind of train wreck she is, absolutely.”

Double ouch!

Not only would this insult Britney and JLo but also Simon‘s ability to select a deserving judge.

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Not with that blimp of a exceedingly plump body. And we agree.

Adam was on “The Howard Stern Show” with his girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret model, Anne V., where he found himself wheedled into discussing a pretty uncomfortable subject, mainly, his co-star, X’tina‘s weight, and how she makes so much about it…even to the point of holding up the show just to get the cameras focused on her thinnest angle…

“Her clothes are tight. She likes to wear tight clothes,”

Levine said, visibly irritated about a pet peeve.

“She clearly likes to talk about being comfortable with being a woman and snapping her fingers and doing the whole thing.”

Howard Stern continued playing the devil’s advocate, egging Levine on by saying:

“Yeah, but when you’re a plus-size woman, you can’t wear the tight clothes anymore.”

To which the heavily-tattooed tight-bodied rocker replied:

“I wouldn’t go that far, actually.”

But does Adam Levine really know what size his overweight co-star wears?

“I’m keeping my f***ing mouth shut.”

He bit out succinctly.

Wise, Adam, very wise.

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Lady Gaga was just leaving Sirius radio after chatting with host Howard Stern earlier this morning, it was one of his show’s longest celebrity chats, a nearly 90-minute ramble in which he got Gaga to talk about everything including fame, fashion, sex, drugs and rock and roll.

“I really don’t give a f— about money at all,” Gaga said when Stern tried to get the singer to dish on how much money her album sales and tours have grossed. In fact, she said she still lives in a tiny Brooklyn apartment and has only bought two things with her newfound riches: heart surgery and a car for her dad. “The Monster Ball was really expensive and the next show will be really expensive and I will pay for it,” she said of the 2012 extravaganza that she’s planning.

Seriously, no one really gives a f@%k about money when they have it, isn’t that true?

Other Gaga news, according to the latest Celebrity news coming out of our pap friends, INF Daily, the photogs caught up with Gaga earlier and asked her about her infamous meat dress which she wore to the VMA last year, she said she ate it!

What do you think about Lady Gaga‘s crazy fashion? Somehow she pulls it off and still look pretty crazy good, doesn’t she?

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We have a clip of the three ladies verbally shredding each other below. I don’t know whether to laugh or to feel sad for them. Kacey if you didn’t know is the 22-year old adult film star who had sex with Charlie Sheen during one of his binges. She was featured in GQ magazine recently and told the magazine that she thinks that Charlie is unhappy.

“He is unhappy, and he probably relates to the porn girls, thinking they’re unhappy, too.”

“This is the most self-destructive person I have ever met.”

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Though details of the contract weren’t released, one analyst estimated it to be worth $400 million over five years, the Hollywood Reporter said.

That’s not too shabby considering it’s a recession. At the estimated $400 million, Stern is taking a pay cut; he was getting $500 million for his previous 5-year contract.

Wall Street experts think Howard will keep his annual cash payments, but won’t get stock-based compensation – potentially making his new deal worth $100 million less than the last one. Analysts also wondered if the shock jock may work only three instead of four days a week given that he had expressed an interest in scaling back his time commitment.

Not bad pay for working part-time ha? Any big fan of Howard Stern’s radio show?

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Arquette’s tell all on Howard Stern shortly after the couple of 11 years announced their separation hasn’t really blended too well with Cox’ liking.

An insider told Hollywood Life, “It was more proof of how immature David is,” “Courteney is a private person. She doesn’t want their personal life talked about on radio. David thought he was doing a good thing by telling everyone what was going on, because so many rumors started to surface, but he said a little too much talking about their sex life.”

This isn’t the first time, David has ran to his BFF Howard Stern to talk about his life behind closed doors with his wife. In April 2010 he told Stern about Courteney’s daytime sex preference and little love for lingerie.

David said, “She’s not big on sex at night, because she’s tired,” “She’s a daytime f***er. I can’t get her into lingerie. I bought her a box for Valentine’s Day and it just sat there.”

Well looks like he’s sitting in the doghouse for a long haul.

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more Courteney and David after the hop…

Today he has decided that the interview was a bit disrespectful and apologized to his wife of 11 years.

“I went on Howard Stern yesterday to provide clarity and honesty about what I’m experiencing but while doing that I shared too much…” he continued. “It’s alright for me to be honest about my own feelings but in retrospect some of the information I provided involved others and for that I am sorry and humbled. Life is a process of spiritual evolution. I’m sure Courteney and myself will emerge from this painful time better people for what we’ve learned.”

Do you think Courteney and David will get back together?

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more Stern weighting in on Dr. Laura after the jump…

Stern said of Dr. Laura, “She’s such an a–hole,” “I’m so glad she’s leaving, but she won’t leave. You’ll see. it’s all bulls–t. You know, I don’t care that she used the ‘n-word’. You know? I just want her to leave…I want her to leave for other reasons. Everything other than the ‘n-word’.”

Stern played audio of Dr. Laura’s public resignation on Larry King Live Tuesday night, and her statement that she was quitting because she wants to regain her first amendment rights.

Stern then rephrased Dr. Laura’s statement in his own words: “I want to be free, Larry, to say the ‘n word’.”

Stern said, “You know just because you have first amendment rights doesn’t mean all your speech is appropriate,” “She hasn’t lost any rights. Some people didn’t like what she has to say.”

Do you all agree with Stern that Dr. Laura is an a–hole?

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Jesse James’ mistress #1 Michelle “Bombshell” McGee talked about Jesse James in the bedroom on the Howard Stern show Wednesday morning. Bombshell said James is average in endowment department but has excellent stamina.  

more Bombshell spilling the beans after the jump…

Huffington Post report, Bombshell talked about how she met James. Jesse had placed an ad on MySpace looking for models. When she came in to his office for an interview, he started kissing her and they had sex right there and then. Oh, she talks about Jesse being average endowed despite his ”Vanille Gorilla” nickname.

But she added Jesse had excellent stamina, having sex up to four times a night.

Howard grilled Bombshell on her love of Nazis and white power.

Bombshell said she got her Swastika tattoo in her late teens when she was running with a bad crowd. Howard asked if she had been a white supremacist.

“No, I was never a white supremacist,” she said. “More like white pride stuff.”

Bombshell told Howard she’s never had sex with a black guy but she would consider it because she’s “colored” with all the tattoos on her.

“I’ve dated other races, just not a black guy,” she said. “I’m not against it. I make a horrible racist Nazi. I have too many colored friends.”

 Oh, by the way, Bomshell is going to show the world her ink on her vagina; you have to be a premium member of her website to find out though.

Michelle wrote on her blog, “I’m going to show the world what’s really inked on my va-jay-jay!”

Other McGee news, Bombshell is set to get down and dirty in her celebrity boxing match against porn star Gina Lynn in New Jersey tomorrow, May 7.

What do you think of all the tattoos on a woman’s body? Love it or hate it?

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Michelle “Bombshell” McGee best known for having an affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James. As of March, 2010, Michelle is 24; we don’t know her exact birthday. Michelle is a stripper, a tattooed model and she’s a mother of two. Get this, she has a 11-year-old daughter and a 5-year-old. Wow, that means Bombshell was a mother at 13? WT…

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More pictures of Tila after the wig…

Tila just seems more unstable with these interviews. Was she really pregnant? Why is she lying if she wasn’t? From the Examiner:

 Before Howard Stern even got a chance to pry into the reality star’s sex life, Tila Tequila announced that she was now referring to herself as “Hurrican Tila” as she stretched out on the chaise lounge posing for pictures with her (completely see-through) dress hiked up over her hips.

Tila Tequila also revealed that she went to a sperm bank for in vitro fertilization after the death of her fiance Casey Johnson in January, stating that it had been Johnson’s “dying wish” for the couple to have a child.

Howard Stern asked the reality star about claims that she was currently pregnant, but Tequila stated that she had had a miscarriage.

Maybe that’s why Tila went blonde, so she can deal with it…??? What do you think really happened? Casey didn’t know she was going to die, so how could that have been a dying wish? If it was, why didn’t Tila try again?

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more Jungers and the other contestants after the jump…

RadarOnline.com reports Jungers took home the title and a $75,000 cash prize in the radio king’s beauty pageant composed of  only Tiger Woods’ alleged former lovers.

Loredana Jolie and Jaimee Grubbs, who is said to have won $15,000 for finishing in second place.

How did Jungers win? She reportedly answered most of Stern’s questions including those about Tiger’s endowments and turn-ons.

Rachel Uchitel was reportedly banned from participating in the contest due to a settlement agreement with Tiger’s camp. That could have altered the result if Rachel were one of the participants.

Elin Nordegren, Woods’ cheated wife was offered to be one of the judges. (insert Absurdity) Obviously, it never would have happened.

Would you have participated if you were involved with Tiger?

The women who have so far been named as Tiger’s alleged mistresses: First identified alleged mistress was Rachel Uchitel, the club promoter; then Jaimee Grubbs #2, cocktail waitress ; Kalika Moquin #3, nightclub marketing manager; Jamie Jungersnumber 4, a Las Vegas model; Mindy Lawton number 5, restaurant waitress/manager; Cori Rist number 6, club goer; and Holly Sampson # 7, porn star; # 8, 9, 10 so far are unidentified alleged mistresses, plus # 11 Joslyn James, porn star, Loredana Jolie #12; Julie Postle, cocktail waitress # 13; Theresa Rogers # 14 (click on each name to get details of the alleged mistress)

more Gaby and Howard after the hop…

ShowbizSpy.com picked up all the nastiness.

“There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen,” Stern said on his Sirius satellite show on Monday. “She is enormous. Everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie. She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she’s never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?”

Stern also called Oprah Winfrey a “filthy liar” for encouraging Gaby‘s career and finished by saying she’s as “big as a planet.” Truly and honestly hope Stern doesn’t get the American Idol position. His words would even make Simon Cowell blush.

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more Jay making Howard wants to puke after the jump…

Howard told Harry Smith on CBS’ Early Show earlier this week “Just the mere mention of Jay Leno’s name makes me want to vomit,”  “I don’t like this guy. I don’t disguise it. Probably what irritates me the most is people in show business are afraid to say how much they dislike the guy, but I am not.”

Clearly, the Sirus XM radio king is siding with Conan O’Brien.

“Jay completely sabotaged him” ”By going on at 10 o’clock, they gave Jay all the best guests, it took away all of Conan’s excitement and thunder…Jay is a lap dog…Jay should have dusted himself off, gone to another network. He certainly had the offers.”

“Jay is also a thief, and that’s what gets me,” Stern said. “That’s what gets my goat the most. You know, I’ve always considered myself an original. I consider Dave an original, David Letterman. I think he’s a pioneer. David Letterman once said in an interview—he started putting his mother on the air—and he said, you know, ‘I got that from Howard Stern.’ I admire that. Jay takes and lifts bits directly from my show, directly from Dave’s show…They don’t have an original thought on that show.”

Ouch!

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more Howard after the hop…

Perhaps our favorite, Rachel Uchitel, unfortunately won’t be able to participate. Seeing as Tiger paid her off to keep her mouth shut, competing in such a contest would contradict the terms of her money contract. Can’t mess with that. The four ladies will all be judged on beauty, talent and personality.

In a low moment of insensitivity, sources say Stern offered a judging position to Tiger‘s long-suffering wife, Elin. No word yet on whether or not she’s taken it.

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more Tiger Woods’ mistresses after the jump…

Not too shabby and you would wonder what company would be sponsoring the event. It’s not Nike. It’s AshleyMadison.com, the website which specializes in married dating: “the place for Married Dating.”

Who’s eligible to join the beauty contest? Unfortunately not you and I, only women who have been publicly referred to as alleged mistresses of Woods.

As reports by Fox Boston, Stern had invited Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, Kalika Moquin, Loredana Jolie, Julie Postle and Holly Sampson among others. The Howard Stern Show staff will not plan to proceed with the pageant unless at least three of the ladies take part in the competition.

During the announcement, Stern offered a judging spot to Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren. I don’t think Elin would be amused.

According to TMZ, Howard has already announced that he has 4 live mistresses signed up so far as of yesterday. In case you were unaware, Rachel Uchitel allegedly Tiger’s favorite mistress and the first one to be exposed. She can’t participate because of the 7-figure deal she signed with Tiger’s camp to keep quiet about their affair.

But one of Rachel’s friends has allegedly approached Howard’s people asking that a cardboard version of Rachel in various states of dress could compete in the pageant. That’s too funny!

I’ve only uploaded pictures of Rachel here; to see photos of each of every one of Tiger’s exposed mistresses. Click on their names below.

Howard does have some whacky ideas, doesn’t he? Who do you think it’s going to win the pageant? I think a cardboard Rachel can still win!

The women who have so far been named as Tiger’s alleged mistresses: First identified alleged mistress was Rachel Uchitel, the club promoter; then Jaimee Grubbs #2, cocktail waitress ; Kalika Moquin #3, nightclub marketing manager; Jamie Jungersnumber 4, a Las Vegas model; Mindy Lawton number 5, restaurant waitress/manager; Cori Rist number 6, club goer; and Holly Sampson # 7, porn star; # 8, 9, 10 so far are unidentified alleged mistresses, plus # 11 Joslyn James, porn star, Loredana Jolie #12; Julie Postle, cocktail waitress # 13; Theresa Rogers # 14 (click on each name to get details of the alleged mistress)

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more Paula, Simon and Howard after the hop…

She told TMZ.com reporters:

Paula’s reply: “I don’t think that’s gonna happen … I don’t know … funnier things happen.” When the cameraman asked why Stern would be qualified for the gig, Abdul responded, “He hates the show … I don’t even know why … He doesn’t hate a hundred million though.”

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more Howard Stern after the hop…

While one would assume Cowell‘s replacement would most likely be another music veteran, all the rags are saying none other then famed shock jock Howard Stern has been tapped. Say what?

“It’s an enormous gamble. He certainly is a name. He certainly is not afraid to speak his mind. He would create a lot of controversy. If they’re looking to keep the show on the map, it’s not a bad idea,” says Marc Berman, the senior television editor at Mediaweek . “Stern is not exactly G-rated,” Berman points out. “Parents with young children might not let their kids watch. He’s going to say, ‘Screw it, I’m going to say whatever I want.’”

We’re not so sure. The original cast of Simon and Paula Abdul made sense — both were in the music industry afterall. But how can they rationalize two additions — Ellen DeGeneres included — who aren’t in the music industry?

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More pictures of Artie after the jump…

The only comment Howard would make was that everyone has demons. Remember how funny Artie is. From Popeater:

Lange’s frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law enforcement source said. Lange sustained six “hesitation wounds” and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange’s management team confirmed that Howard Stern’s sidekick stabbed himself. Surgeons managed to save Lange.

That is so sad. Hopefully Artie can get the rest and care he needs in order to get well.

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