Hugh Hefner sends out his annual holiday card featuring him with his two topless twins, Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Hefner, 82 dressed in his signature silky pyjamas and the two sluts 19-year old Ikki twins in mini shorts with the word “hef” scrawled across their body-painted chests.

more juice after the silky pyjamas…

Hefner hooked up with the twins after splitting with Girls Next Door girlfriends Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson, and Bridget Marquardt.

We all know by now that Holly Madison, Miss Playboy bunny and Hugh Hefner, the still wannabe Mr. Playboy have gone busted. I’ve gone to Holly’s site and dug out some very romantic quotes by Hefner and Madison.

Hugh Hefner must not have been too down in the dumps over Holly Madison.  He’s had at least three new girls move in to the house – months ago.  And rumor has it that twin sisters Kristina and Karissa Shannon will be his next girlfriends.

More pictures after the vomit…

Hugh picked the beauties because….they are both 19 and already have a criminal record!  Woo hoo.  Young, beautiful, bad…but small boobs.  How soon will the Hef change that?  You can see in their picture progression they move from brown to blonde hair…next week it will probably be white blonde!