Hugh Hefner has finally filed for divorce. Hugh Hefner is officially severing maritial ties with wife of 20 years, former Playboy Playmate (but of course) Kimberley Conrad. According to court documents, the two have been separated since 1998, yet he’s been writing her checks each month and raising their two sons who live next door to the mansion.

more Hugh after the hop…

Hugh Hefner’s Shannon twins like swagger in a man. Huh? Karissa and Kristina Shannon did an interview where they list details of the men they like, what turns them on (shudder) and details people really didn’t want to hear. Now there are snickers behind poor old Hugh’s back…

More pictures of Kristina and Karissa after the leap…

Why are there snickers? Well, Karissa and Kristina look for things in a man, that Hef doesn’t have. According to Fox News:

Hugh Hefner can’t tell his girlfriends apart any more. Ewww. Hugh admitted he can’t tell them apart from looking at Karissa or Kristina Shannon unless he sees their neck. One has some type of a birthmark that the other does not. Is anyone else kind of losing their breakfast right now?

More pictures of the Shannon twins after the skip…

I don’t know how Hef can tell any of his girlfriends apart – they all have bleached blonde hair, big boobs, tans and long legs. According to Fox News:

Kendra Wilkinson’s baby will see the Playboy Mansion often. Kendra said Hugh Hefner will be a part of raising their baby after it – Kendra and Hank Baskett don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl – is born. So, what do you think the baby will call Hef? Gramps? Great Grandpa?

More pictures of Kendra after the skip…

Hugh still feels fondly for Kendra and her soon to be husband, Hank Baskett. From Female First:

Playboy is up for sale for $300 million as reports by NY Post. Is Hugh Hefner thinking of retiring? Perhaps it’s not Hefner’s ultimate wish but Playboy is a publicly listed company and it has gotten deeper and deeper in the red. Looking out for shareholders’ benefits  – a sale isn’t at all a bad idea. Only if they can find a buyer who’s willing to step up.

more photos of Hefner  & his Playboy Bunnies attending the Lakers game at the Staples Center on May 27 below..

Hugh Hefner doesn’t remember Lindsay Lohan. The scene Saturday was more like Hugh was showing his age and either can’t ear anymore or else is getting forgetful…very forgetful. Lindsay just happened to get caught up in his ‘Senior Moment’ and it was caught by everyone on the red carpet. Poor Lindsay!

More pictures of Hugh and Lindsay after the skip…

Lindsay has been getting some bad PR lately. She gets dissed by actors, her girlfriend dumps her, her mother claims she is responsible and Hugh forgets who she is!  Radar Online says:

Hugh Hefner thinks Heidi Montag is going to pose for Playboy magazine. Hefner knows he owns the magazine. We did report last week that Montag is in talks with Playboy for a spread but with the old sex pot Playboy chief confirming; it looks like the deal is on.  

more photos of the newlyweds arriving back from Mexico wearing their face masks below..