The Grammy Awards are a few weeks away, but tickets to it’s after-parties…particularly this one above…seem to be selling like hotcakes. Looks like a lot of people in Hollywood have fifty grand to spare to party with Diddy, Hugh Hefner and his girls at the Playboy mansion…

Ticket prices start at a modest (by Hollywood standards) $1,500, and go up from there, depending on what kind of services you require at the black-tie affair.

The $50,000 ticket will net you no less than 20 VIP admissions to the Mansion’s Monster Cabana that comes with privacy, security, exclusivity, and a preferential VIP sitting arrangement. You and your posse will also get dinner, open bar, free flowing bottle service all night long, and 15 dedicated female promotional models to paw mingle with for the duration of the party.

Oh, and proceeds for the party will go to benefit the Angelwish Foundation for children afflicted by HIV/AIDS. So it’s all for a good cause.

What are you waiting for…get your $50K tickets while supply lasts...

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You may think it mightn’t be the toughest vow to make good on, but knowing how much the 85-year-old connoisseur of flesh loves women, it may as well be a promise he’s likely to break before half the year is out.

Our proof? He’s been the hands-on Playboy CEO since 1953, and lived a shamelessly decadent lifestyle surrounded by naked women of his choosing…

“This year has been a very interesting year for me, I almost got married,”

The Hef told People Magazine in his famous understated way.

“And as Holly [Madison] — a dear friend and former girlfriend — said, ‘Well, you missed a bullet.’ I think that’s accurate. I am clearly not meant to be married. Married life isn’t for me.”

Hefner, who has only (surprisingly) been married twice (to Mildred Williams from 1949 to 1959, and later to former Playmate of the Year, Kimberley Conrad from 1989 to 2009), said.

It looks like the Hef equates his success with staying single, and with the raging feat of those Lindsay Lohan issues flying off the shelves like flocks of hungry pigeons sighting a crumb in New York’s Central Park, perhaps 2012 will be a better year for the Playboy patriarch and his 58-year-old girlie magazine…

You think?

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Crystal is obviously not content with dumping Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner just days before their already-paid-for wedding, taking the engagement ring and selling it, and making fun of his skills in the bedroom… she now wants to take his dog, too.

Holly Madison was obviously upset for Hef, and she took to Twitter to express it. She tweeted at Crystal:

“why did you voluntarily give the dog to Hef (who loves him too) after u left, only to ask for him back a few months later?”

She added:

“dogs shouldn’t be yanked from happy homes on a whim. She needs to quit attention-seeking!”

Kendra Wilkinson, meanwhile, also tweeted her support for Hef. She said:

“@hughhefner I’m sorry u have to go through this. That dog loves u so much. She abandoned him n now she want him back. She’s mean mean mean”

Yep. Crystal is indeed mean, Kendra. So, like Holly said… stop being a famewhore, Crystal!

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Hef let her keep the ring (which she auctioned off to a disappointing half the price) and the Bentley, but Crystal‘s not content with that, she wants their Cavalier King Charles spaniel, Charlie, too. What…she thinks she can make him pay through the nose to get the pooch back?

Back in June, Crystal Harris was the “runaway bride” who literally ditched Hef at the altar just five days before their wedding. She then took up with Dr. Phil‘s son, Jordan McGraw, and marketed herself out for a reality show while hosting parties at Las Vegas for her upkeep while she pursued a singing career.

But it looks like her dreams of becoming a musician aren’t panning out the way she planned, because now she’s taken on the Hef himself for custody over their little dog.

“We both love the puppy,”

Hefner revealed to People Magazine.

“I told her if she wants to keep the ring and the Bentley, then maybe I can keep the puppy. I [hope] we will work it out. The puppy’s valuable, but not $100,000 worth.”

Wait…what? Crystal Harris is holding custody of the dog ransom for $100,000?!

She must be in pretty dire straits to go stoop to that level…oh, wait, she already has…

Just half? Huh. That’s pretty surprising. After all, it’s not like it was used and abused, which would of course depreciate the value quite a bit.

Crystal’s 3.39 carat diamond engagement ring was bought by an unidentified buyer on Tuesday at a flat price of $38,000, adding up to $47,500 with taxes and fees—just a few thousand dollars over its original price of $90,000.

It’s actually a pretty good deal, since the ring was only expected to pull in around $20-30k.

Crystal had been looking to sell her rock ever since former fiancé Hef told her she could keep it. She was even caught trying to pawn it at a San Diego jewelry shop just a few days after she and her much, much older boyfriend broke up.

Crystal and Hef were supposed to tie the knot in June, but the 25-year-old blonde bombshell broke off the engagement five days prior to the date.

Was it right for Crystal to sell the ring? What do you think?

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Or maybe moving in with Dr. Phil‘s son Jordan McGraw isn’t as financially fulfilling as it is living in the Playboy mansion. Isn’t she lucky Hugh generously allowed her to keep the 3.39 carat circular diamond engagement ring after she literally left him stranded at the altar three months ago?

Christie’s New York has estimated the sparkler at between $20,000 to $30,000, which could go up depending on the number of people who decide they want to own a piece of Hugh Hefner and his runaway bride.

After Christie’s gets it’s cut, Crystal can rest easy with a few grand until she has to go and host Sin City parties for enough dough to promote her as yet unheard of single “Club Queen”.

Oh well, you reap what you sow, and all that.

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According to reports, Hugh Hefner’s ex-fiancée has already set up a few meetings with some networks that are interested in giving her a reality show, and she’s hoping to land a contract soon.

So what will the show be about? Surely she won’t just be puckering her lips and batting her eyelashes?

Oh wait—of course she will.

However, TMZ tells us that there will be more to the show aside from parading around a pretty face and a nice rack. The show will reportedly revolve around Crystal’s struggle to find a new career, now that she no longer has the privilege of having Hef’s wallet at her disposal.

Will you watch Crystal’s reality show?

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Crystal has reportedly been crashing with Jordan since her split with Hef—she’s been sleeping there sporadically for months now—but this time, the runaway bride has officially moved in with Dr. Phil’s son in his Hollywood Hills home.

Surprisingly, despite the fact that they are now roomies, Crystal and Jordan are adamant that they are just friends.

Yeah, right.

Sources tell TMZ that, though they are definitely NOT dating, both Crystal and Jordan are open to the idea of being in a relationship—if it were to develop—with each other.

Really, Jordan? Are you content with getting a hand-me-down girlfriend from an 85-year-old man who sleeps with numerous women everyday? Ick.

We think Dr. Phil needs to arrange a private session with his son, pronto.

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Of course, it looks like he’s merely dejectedly resting his equipment after a whole night of unsuccessful tries, but hark! It really is planking, because latest girlfriend Anna Sophia Berglund, posted this pic on her Twitter page boasting that:

“I got Hef to plank!”

In fact, Hef liked this planking thing so much, he woke all his girls up and ordered them to plank for him. Well, why not? Anything to get his own plank planking, eh? Besides the fact that he owns all their assess, but that’s another story….

Apparently the original Playboy’s pride and ego took a serious hit after his ex Crystal Harris insulted his sexual prowess, so he decided to tell everyone some intimate details about his sex life. He tweeted:

“For the record, I have sex on a weekly basis… And I did throughout my two-and-a-half years with Crystal.”

Celebrity gossip websites recently reported that Crystal never saw Hef naked and that their bedroom sessions lasted “two seconds.” Also, the “runaway bride” claimed that Hef’s luscious 85-year-old body and his charming wrinkles just couldn’t do it for her—he could never turn her on no matter what he did.

But the other ladies in Hef’s life don’t seem to have the same problem. Crystal wasn’t the only woman in the Playboy mogul’s bed, after all. Hef claimed:

“My sex life involves more than one partner and has since the end of my marriage in 1998.”

When one follower said that his “having more than one partner” could have been the reason behind the split with Crystal, Hef responded:

“There’s safety in numbers. When I try to settle down [like I did with] Crystal, I get burned.”

Fortunately for Hef, a lot of young and attractive women are falling over themselves to get the aging Playboy mogul in the bedroom. He reveals:

“Curiously enough, my lifestyle attracts a lot of women… I keep getting these requests to become a girlfriend.”

Ugh. Disgusting.

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After a bevy of Hefner‘s Playboy bunnies came to his defense, Crystal probably realized her glaring error…never bite the schlong hand that fed you…and is now telling Hollywood rumors she’s never even seen the Playboy CEO naked.

Uh, so what did they do? Play footsie in the dark?

“The Stern interview scared me, he’s harsh. I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn’t have said, I’m sorry.”

Harris sent via Twitter.

Wait, she’s scared of Howard Stern but willingly went on her knees for Hugh Hefner…in the dark?!

Still, Hefner‘s not the vindictive type. He’s always loved women and he showed how much of a throwback he is in this day and age where gallantry and chivalry have long been dust in their graves (even his penchant for keeping his present-day harem belongs from time out of mind) by going on Twitter to say:

“Crystal apologized for her Howard Stern interview, which I appreciated. It didn’t have much to do with reality.”

He should know, he’s been living a fantasy life since the 1950′s.

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According to the latest celebrity news, a Playmate, Hiromi Oshima said, “I’ve heard girls say they have a lot of fun in there,” who spoke to PEOPLE during Playboy TV’s “TV for 2″ party Tuesday night at the Playboy Mansion.

Many Playmates were quick to defend Hefner after his ex-fiancée Harris mercilessly said on Howard Stern’s radio show that her only sexual encounter with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted “like two seconds.”

“Hef is a lover,” says Dani Mathers, who works at Playboy TV. “I think they definitely had sex more than that one time and it wasn’t two minutes. Hef definitely has a sex life.”

“I think the whole thing with Crystal is really sad, and Hef is such an amazing man. He provides so much for everyone that’s around him and all of the Playmates,” says Shanna McLaughlin, who appeared in the men’s magazine in July 2010. “I think some things should be kept private between two people, especially in a break-up scenario.”

What are the Playmates supposed to say anyway? That he sucks big time in bed? He’s the boss! Hef himself isn’t cool about what his ex had to say about him in the bedroom and he said Crystal lied about their relationship. Of course, of course, Hef wants you to believe that he’s the chick magnet and he’s the best lover there is.. He’ll keep living his Playboy dream as long as he lives!

Methinks Crystal was in it for the fame and the comfort. She’s in her 20s and of course she’s not turned on by a 85-year-old wrinkly sexpot. Who do you think is telling the truth? Do we really care if Hefner is good in bed or not?

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In what seems to be another attempt to get the spotlight back on her, Crystal went on the ‘The Howard Stern Show’ and talked about sex with Hef. She claimed that she never saw the Playboy mogul naked and that their trysts lasted for about “two seconds.” She also admitted:

“I’m not turned on by Hef. Sorry.”

Hef immediately took to Twitter to refute his ex’s claims about their sex life. He said:

“Crystal did a crazy interview with Howard Stern today that didn’t have much to do with reality. Is she trying to impress a new boyfriend?”

Hef added:

“The sex with Crystal the first night was good enough so that I kept her over two more nights… Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don’t know why.”

For the record, we don’t think Crystal was lying. How can a 20-something girl get turned on by a wrinkly old man who’s probably older than her grandfather? Ick.

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Harris presented herself at Sirius XM Radio’s Howard Stern Show and told everyone on air that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy CEO lasted exactly two seconds:

“Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.”

Except for the promise of fame and money, that is.

Harris is currently spending a lot of her time with Jordan McGraw, someone who, unfortunately, can’t get her the media mileage she craves, even if he is Dr. Phil‘s son.

So a girl’s gotta take matters into her own hands, doesn’t she?

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Is it our imagination, or does Crystal look even more rested and refreshed compared to when she was hanging from Hef‘s arm? Maybe its because she now spends less time in the early hours on her knees trying to get the Playboy executive to performance readiness?

Hollywood rumors thinks she looks happier and even more luminescent in her present fiance-less, despite earlier allegedly admitting to Heidi Montag that she still has feelings for her ex.

What do you think? Is this for real or is it all show?

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Or did she?

Anna’s mom, Lena Griffin, revealed that her daughter—who was recently thought to be Hef’s new rebound after his very public split with former fiancée Crystal Harris—was NEVER romantically involved with the eternal Playboy, despite what celebrity gossip websites have been reporting.

Lena tells TMZ:

“The rumors that they are dating were just for publicity.”

She adds:

“They met at a party a few years back, but they are JUST FRIENDS. That’s what [Hef] means when he says Anna is his ‘best girl’.”

We doubt Anna would be telling her mom the truth if she really was doing the nasty with Hef—for a number of reasons—but we do kind of believe her. After all, Hef did say that his new girlfriend was Shera Bechard—not Anna.

Anna’s mom admits:

“It makes me feel so much better to know there is not any hanky-panky going on.”

Why would she even let her daughter hang out with an old, old man who likes to prey on young (and blonde) girls, anyway?

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Heidi was on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show last Thursday, and when they touched on the subject of Crystal and Hef, the reality star revealed:

“She knows what’s right for her life and it’s her life and you only have one… I know that she loves Hef very much.”

Crystal was widely criticized when she ditched her grandfather groom-to-be just days before their wedding, but celebrity gossip websites pounced on her even more after she was photographed having a blast with Heidi at the Wet Republic pool party on the day that her wedding was supposed to take place.

In Crystal’s defense, Heidi said:

“In between photos, it was really hard. It was kind of hard for me to even get her there and to kind of smile and kind of put her head high… It was mutual between her and Hef and I think that she just kind of wanted to have a little bit of fun and forget everything that was going on, even if it was just for a few moments.”

Okay. Crystal breaks up with grandpa Hef (never mind that the wedding was already paid for), and then goes out partying on their supposed wedding day. And we’re all supposed to believe that she was all torn up about it and crying her eyes out on the inside because she was still in love with him? Does anyone really believe this nonsense?

Instead of wallowing in sadness after being “left at the altar” by his former fiancée Crystal Harris, Hef dived into the dating world right away and started hanging out with Anna Sophia, whom he introduced as his new “best girl.” However, the original Playboy has again emerged with another blonde Playmate in tow: Shera Bechard.

Hef took to Twitter to introduce Shera as his new girlfriend:

“Shera is both our November 2011 Playmate and my new girlfriend.”

Another hot, young—emphasis on the young—blonde. It figures. Somehow we don’t think Hef plans to tie himself down to this “new girlfriend,” don’t you?

Crystal, meanwhile, seemed pretty upset about Hef’s new girl (or girls), despite the fact that she was the one who broke up with him. The runaway bride tweeted:

“I was replaced the day after I left… Expected.”

Truth is old geezer still wants the world to think he’s the Playboy who gets all the girls..then again he does, doesn’t he? Sickening.

At the rate he’s going, we gotta wonder… who’s Hef‘s “new” girlfriend going to be next week? Any guesses?

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Celebrity news tells us that Hef has moved on from his breakup with runaway bride Crystal Harris, as evidenced by the fact that he’s prancing around with his new arm candy, Anna Sophia.

Sources claim that Hef never left Anna Sophia’s side during the entire party, and they looked as if they were having a marvelous time.

Unfortunately for the cute Playmate, she probably won’t be able to convince Hef into a monogamous relationship, especially after his latest attempt at it went bust.

In fact, there are already rumors that Hef is also seeing another Playmate, Shera Bechard.

The eternal Playboy even confirms it, saying:

“It’s more than just a rumor.”

What do you think of Hef’s new “sweetie”—is she better than Crystal?

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So the wedding’s off, and Crystal gets to keep the ring. What’s she supposed to do with it? According to the latest celebrity news, the former bride-to-be has some ideas—and selling it is high on top of the list.

Crystal reportedly went to a jewelry store in San Diego on Friday to get her rock—which was rumored to be worth $90,000—appraised. An eyewitness revealed:

“Crystal wanted to see what it was worth… She didn’t have any papers with her.”

Hmm. We know Hef gave it to her, and he let her keep it even after the wedding was called off, so it definitely is hers. But is Crystal really planning on hocking the expensive bauble, without even batting an eyelash?

The eyewitness adds:

“She said she doesn’t know what she wants to do with it so she was checking out the value of her ring.”

Is it OK for Crystal to sell the ring Hef gave her?

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