Hugh Hefner finally decided on a third fake-titted blond to add to his harem—22-year-old Crystal Harris. Crystal is a San Deigo State University psychology student (why is it always the psychology students who are loonier than a nutso bin?). Crystal is a “good girl” (aka MANIPULATIVE ON THE DOWNLOW) who has a saccharine pink MySpace page and over 23,000 “friends.”

more photos after the hop…