DAVID BECKHAM, his chiseled bod, and other parts of his bulging anatomy wife VICTORIA BECKHAM enjoys, graced the new H&M underwear ad campaign for 2012.

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Oh, yum!

Fierce glare notwithstanding, the English football midfielder can bend us backwards anytime he wants.

David, 36, is currently a free agent now, with his five-year contract playing for the Los Angeles Galaxy having expired last November. So what better way than to spend his time of brief freedom before some other team signs him up again than to parade his mouth-watering bod in his tighty whities for all us drooling broads…

BRADLEY COOPER feels so bad about People Magazine crowning him the “Sexiest Man Alive,” he thinks it’s just plain awful!

Does he really mean that, or has he been receiving death threats from Ryan Gosling‘s fans?

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Granted, “The Hangover” hunk isn’t really known for being exceedingly vain about his looks and boasting about them…so entertainment news is ready to give him the benefit of the doubt when he says Ryan Gosling deserves that title more than he does…

MTV host MARIO LOPEZ is an underwear model now…and how!

We’ve always known the “Saved By The Bell” alum was built, but the way these skivvies mold to his skin…we just can’t help but drool!

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The 38-year-old Mario just launched his own brand, Rated M, with underwear company, Freshpair. We’re not actually sure if he’s had a hand in designing the brand that bears his initial and image, but we do know the classic boxers, briefs and tee-shirts that bear his chiseled presence come in a host of striking colors and playful waistbands…

That mohawk-sporting hunk from “Glee,” MARK SALLING just went and fractured his pelvis. Whoo-eeeh. What have you been up to, Mark? Have you been trying to overachieve at something you’re already good at?

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Mark posted this picture above from his Twitter feed, and the seductive pose he’s assuming actually masks a very telling injury…he went and cracked his humping bone!

KELLAN LUTZ celebrated the success of “Breaking Dawn, Part I” by giving himself a drastic new hair do. Star news took one look at the “Twilight” hunk’s latest photo and took a step back in surprise…

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Uh…is that rooster comb going to crown your skull for the rest of  “Breaking Dawn, Part 2,” Emmet Cullen?

For ROBERT PATTINSON, faking an orgasm for “Breaking Dawn, Part I” was an embarrassing experience, he told celebrity gossip websites. Uh…Edward…do vampires climax?

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R-Patz doesn’t mince words when it comes to the sex scenes he and co-star Kristen Stewart had to do for the movie, and it seems this Brit would prefer having the real thing, no fakery involved, with…well, you fill in the blanks there, because we’re pretty sure you all know who it is we’re referring to…