JAMES FRANCO will be publishing his very first fiction novel, according to the latest star news. As always, Franco never fails to make us all feel slightly inferior by rubbing his never-ending list of accomplishments in our faces.

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James can now add published novelist to his overflowing resume, right next to award-winning actor, Academy Awards host, filmmaker, “invisible art” artist, graduate student, and short story writer.

An NYU professor is claiming he got fired after giving JAMES FRANCO a “D”. Really? We didn’t know James Franco was that powerful.

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According to Professor José Angel Santana, Franco,  who was in the process of completing his Master’s in Fine Arts, only attended two out of his 14 “Directing the Actor II” classes, apparently believing his work in three successive “Spider Man” films covered the subject sufficiently…

JAMES FRANCO has flaunted his butt for Flaunt Magazine because apparently he’s tired of his face and wants the whole world to look at his ass instead…

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He must have quite a high opinion of his butt cheeks even if we don’t. Hollywood gossip websites took one glance at them and looked away in embarrassment instead. Embarrassment for James Franco, that is. We don’t know whether Flaunt employed some Photoshop to clean up the shot a bit, but if there’s anyone who’s been hoping to get a glimpse of Jame Franco‘s nether cheeks, they were probably thinking he’d have them waxed first before the shoot. Or scrubbed them at the very least…

It’s full steam ahead for JAMES FRANCO’s upcoming porn documentary—and no, this isn’t a joke. According to the latest celebrity news. James was spotted hanging out at a porn studio, and we can’t think of any other reason why—unless he’s decided to destroy his very promising future in Hollywood by becoming a porn star, which is highly unlikely.

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James recently went on “Conan” and revealed his latest “artistic” endeavor—he’s planning to make a documentary about porn!

In his recent interview on ‘Conan’, JAMES FRANCO talked about sex tapes, porn stars, and… his grandma. Nothing weird going on there, folks.

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James appeared on ‘Conan’ yesterday, and when he was asked about his his alleged one-time foray into the porn industry, he replied:

“No, no, no. It’s not true. [But] I’m actually very interested in pornography. I’m making a documentary about pornography…”

According to the latest Hollywood news, JAMES FRANCO and his longtime actress girlfriend, AHNA O’REILLY, have split up. Good news, girls!

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James announced the breakup in his interview with Playboy magazine (which will appear in their August issue). He admits:

“It’s over.”