Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy may have broken up. Well, that was short and sweet — guess Jamie finally had enough of the woman who feels compelled to talk about glueing stones on her nether regions. This is a shock!

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more J. Love and J. Kennedy after the hop…

According to People magazine Jamie failed to make an appearance at her 31st birthday a few weeks back. That isn’t very boyfriend-ly behavior.

Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt will elope. Supposedly Jennifer is completely embarrassed over her engagement break up from Ross McCall and wants to avoid a repeat. So, instead of calling off and engagement that won’t work, get married and have to go through a divorce!

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More pictures of Jennifer and Jamie after the elope….

Of course, there’s no official word when the two will run to Vegas and say I Do, but it appears soon. From the Showbiz Spy:

Jamie Kennedy is so over Jennifer Love Hewitt. The honeymoon must be over, because Jamie is only appearing with her to make things look good. Ha. Because all couples like to suffer through boring red carpet events to make an ex look good.

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More pictures of Jennifer after the dump…

Ha. Jennifer is fast moving and controlling, but Jamie must have caught on. It appears he is the one who has cooled. From Fox 411:

Jennifer Love Hewitt was engaged, then not engaged – AGAIN – over the weekend. Rumors swirled that Jamie Kennedy brought his girlfriend on stage and proposed during the middle of a show over the weekend. Of course Jennifer said yes!

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More pictures of Jamie and Jennifer after the jump…

Except that it didn’t really happen. Jennifer dumped her other fiance Ross McCall after being engaged for a few years. She hooked up with Jamie quickly and already hinted at marriage with him. But according to People Magazine:

Jennifer Love Hewitt got mad at Jamie Kennedy for denying their engagement rumors. Jennifer and Jamie have barely been dating for 2 months, and already Jennifer is pissed he doesn’t want to publicly proclaim their love and walk down the aisle. Supposedly, rumors have been sprouting that Jamie and Jennifer are going to get hitched. Not so, but Jennifer (who probably is the one who started the rumors), is angry Jamie isn’t playing along. God, she’s annoying.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt hawks T-shirts at boyfriend Jammie Kennedy’s comedy shows. Wow. Is Jennifer that desperate for cash? Or is it the attention she gets from seeing the beautiful, supposedly bedazzled shirts she makes?

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It must be the shirts and the attention! Jennifer sits in the booth and sells shirts for her new man. Awwww…gag! From People Magazine: