In an exclusive interview with Star Magazine, Janice slams the Kardashian family and rags on Kim, her famous butt, and her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries.

The former supermodel rants:

“Paris Hilton, Kim Kar-trash-ian? Sl*ts, wh*res and sl*ts. That’s what they are.”

She adds:

“And it’s about time for the U.S. public to just remember that you look at this [Keeping Up With the Kardashians] every night and you’re endorsing a fake marriage.”

Referring to the money Kim earned from her wedding, Janice continues:

“$18 million? Why couldn’t that money have gone to Haiti? That fake sham marriage was disgusting because they did it for money.”

Then, after calling Kim’s most prized body part (her booty, duh!) a “heap of lard,” Janice goes on to reveal that she has known Kim for years, but despite her attempts to be friendly, the latter just “snubbed” her. She explains:

“I’ve known Kim for years… she never said hello to me once, [while] I always said ‘hello,’ ‘how are you?’ [to her]. She snubbed me. ”

Janice adds:

“It was only until I did “Good Morning America” and she was in the next dressing room… that her mother [Kris Jenner] made her go up and say “hello” to me. And I just looked at her and said, ‘Are you serious? She’s fake and you’re fake,’ and walked away.”

Finally, Janice ended her rant with this:

“Don’t you see? I’m mad! She’s a fraud, she’s a hoax.”

Yikes! What do you think? Is Janice right about Kim and her family, or is she being way too harsh?

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The latest Hollywood gossip reports that Janice may have had lip implants, and other plastic surgery work on her face, but you can’t fault the good genes that went into the creation of that long and lithe body. She can put girls half her age to shame with that frame.

And who else but Janice Dickinson would dare to bare on a public beach at the age of 56?

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Janice says she was plagued so horribly with anxiety and insomnia that she thought about suicide.

“I had panic attacks, tremors, sleepless nights, thoughts of suicide — I was walking around with a lot of fear,” she said. “I’m shaking as we speak because I’m proud of the recovery I’m in. I’m not in treatment any longer. I have the guidance of a sponsor, I do prayers, meditations and go to meetings. You have to take each day at a time. I focus on the gratitude I have in my life – my sobriety, my children, my relationship with (boyfriend) Alex, my dogs, a beautiful day. Life is so worth living now.”

Janice is now once again clean and sober. Let’s hope she can keep it up!

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more Janice giving her two cent after the jump…

Dickinson tells Life & Style: “Lady Gaga is a f—ing idiot.” Janice says, “The way she mentioned cocaine, I think she should really get spanked!” “You can damage and hurt kids,” “I’m appalled.”

And it’s just not about Gaga’s occasional drug use that Janice is not pleased about.. “Her music is like elevator music, as far as I’m concerned,” “All the gays are looking for something new.

It’s hard growing up these days, isn’t it? Who’s a really good model? Let’s see.. on the top of my head I can name a bunch of them; Taylor Lautner, Tayler Swift, Selena Gomez, Zac Efron, Hilary Duff.. We do have a handful of rare breed here and there, don’t we?

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more Janice and Rachel after the hop…

And…I was right! The first victim of Janice‘s rage happens to be none other then Tiger Woods‘ main gal Rachel Uchitel. According to sources on the set, Rachel thinks Janice is a “has-been” and Janice thinks Rachel is an “opportunist.”

OK — truth be told, Rachel is an opportunist and Janice is a has-been. Both are accurate statements, but c’mon, that’s what VH-1 reality shows are for! Don’t tell me either lady really think they are burgeoning stars.

Will you watch this season of Celebrity Rehab?

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more Janice after the hop…

You know, you could have just as easily told me she was entering rehab for plastic surgery addiction and I most certainly would have believed it. What in God’s name happened to those woman’s lips.

Anyway, Janice Dickinson joins a rather talented, sniff-gluing cast of Jeremy Londong, his wife Melissa and performers Lisa D’Amato, Brigitte Nielsen, and Amber Smith.

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more photos of Janice and her new beau below..

What’s my point? I don’t really know, I have seen some hot male models working under Janice but boyfriend definitely doesn’t look like one of those hotties so no connection there. Janice is 54 and hey, she looks pretty good for her age, let’s give her that.

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more Alec and Janice photos after the hop…

Baldwin told reporters on Friday (via People.com):

Janice Dickinson is undereducated and over-medicated,” fumed Baldwin. “I struggle with people who have that sense of entitlement. Like Spencer and Heidi [Pratt], she [thinks] being annoying will keep her on the show. She urinated in the camp rather than walk an extra 25 steps, she stole food and lied about it… It’s almost a sociopath’s behavior.”

Baldwin also contradicts the Speidi representation of the show as torture-inducing:

As torturous as Heidi and Spencer tried to depict this, it was nowhere near as hard as I thought it would be. There was food, there were cots under cover, there were [toilets] and showers. I thought I’d have to suck the spider venom out of my brother’s arm. But they even have medics there for that.”

many more photos after the orange peel skin…

So what do you think? Feeling better? Hey this must make most of us feel terrific to know that the very rich and famous also have cellulite! Cellulite is ugly, we all know that but did you know that it’s not related to being overweight. And men don’t get cellulite, darn, isn’t that just plain unfair? Research says 90% of women get cellulite at some point. Now that’s so unfair, isn’t it?

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What video of Janice Dickinson’s Orbit Gum Commercial:

Good thing Dickinson has decided not to go nude herself. Hahaha! Would you rather go nude than wear fur? That’s the thing with PETA, they manage to get everyone and their mother to strip down for them.

The self-proclaimed world’s first supermodel, Dickinson has her own reality TV show “The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency” which documents her model agency so if you want to see more  of these cute guys, don’t forget to tune in.