I adore The New York Post’s, Page Six, Just Asking column. But, really, they should rename it the “Who’s Gay Now!” section. I swear every other entry is about some closeted Hollyweird celebutard who hasn’t come out yet, or some uber sexy, swinging couple with go-go boys, or a demure actress who prefers the fairer sex. Anywho, this was the latest:

more photos after the shock of the century…