John Mayer doesn’t like Jennifer Aniston’s dogs. Apparently, John Mayer is not a dog person and demands that Jennifer give him all the attention when they’re together. Jennifer has two dogs, Norman, a Corgi-terrier, and Dolly, a German Shepherd. John hates them both.
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The NY Daily News reported that Jennifer traveled solo to hang with John in New York City and to promote “Marley and Me.” John also didn’t like Jessica Simpson’s dog Daisy.
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Jennifer Aniston turned down John Mayer’s recent marriage proposal. The actress is so thrilled with the relationship, she doesn’t want to ruin it (ala Pitt) with a ring. Hm. Now, that’s a Jennifer-contrived interesting twist on this boring love story.
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While we’re sure all of you are cackling into your Thanksgiving leftovers about the prospects of Jennifer Aniston REJECTING John Mayer, a source (cough, Jennifer Aniston, cough, cough) told Showbizspy:
Things are getting increasingly serious between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. The two dined with Jennifer’s Dad, John Aniston, and his wife, Sherry Rooney, at Beverly Hills’ Polo Club yesterday.
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Star has a hilarious account of the Meet The Parents-esque meal, and boy would I sacrifice a paycheck to have been a napkin on that table (the one attached to the unused silverware set, of course). Here are a few highlights. John Mayer was acting like his usual douch-ey self. Trying very hard to be the affable comedian.
(She’s not the only one!) In light of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer rekindling their doomed love affair, Jennifer is sharpening that whip and cracking it before he manipulates his way back into her pants. She has told John point blank, no more friggin’ blogging! For the love of God keep those fingers shut, John!
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Try to muffle your laughter. Star magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston wants to make an honest man out of John Mayer—if he wants to hit it again, he’s gonna have to put a ring on her finger. Yipes! Didn’t she just spend the night at his place for the first time last week? Jennifer Aniston should write the book “10 Surefire Ways To Lose A Guy (even if you’re hot, rich, and famous!).” It would sell 3 copies, but, hey, she’d be spreading her infinite wisdom. It would be shelved with all the “niche” reads.
Ok, this may not seem like breaking news at first blush, but who would’ve thunk Jennifer Aniston had never spent the night at John Mayer’s before his birthday last week?! What a douche. He probably always insisted on mooching off her things, leaving in the middle of the night right after they did the sexytimes, and (most importantly) never had to hide is lady underwear collection. Or….maybe he’s just a really big slob?
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