SNOOKI and JWOWW‘s “Jersey Shore” spinoff finally found a home after their request to film in Hoboken, New Jersey was soundly denied by the powers-that-be.

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MTV and 495 Productions likely breathed a sigh of relief when Jersey City mayor, Jerramiah Healy, gave his okay for shooting the spinoff in his jurisdiction. It seems Mayor Healy‘s more inclined towards welcoming skankily dressed guidettes into his city as a source of amusement for the locals…

The Mayor of New Jersey has summarily turned down a “Jersey Shore” spinoff set to star SNOOKI and JWOWW, celebrity news learned.

Have these two guidettes gained so many haters in New Jersey local authorities don’t want them around?

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Mayor Dawn Zimmer rejected a proposal submitted by MTV and 495 Productions, who’ve created and placed reality show “Jersey Shore” on the map, telling them in no uncertain terms, that their request for permission to film in the city has been denied. The reason? Mayor Zimmer is concerned for the welfare of Hoboken residents…

Want to see “Jersey Shore’s” SNOOKI without the make-up? Well, here she is… and a’int she amazing? You can barely tell it’s the same person if it weren’t for her signature duck face.

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How refreshing Nicole Polizzi looks without all her war paint! She reminds us of an innocent, teenage girl on the brink of womanhood…uh, just try not to take in the beginnings of a full-fledged pout. And after Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, who got a makeunder courtesy of XOJane last year, emerged looking freshtacularly gorgeous, don’t you have the sneaking suspicion that everyone living at the Seaside Heights beach house is hiding a “Precious Moments” face under all the fake tan and make-up?

“Jersey Shore’s” MIKE “THE SITUATION” SORRENTINO has been slapped with a lawsuit by Serious Pimp. Yes, that’s the name of a clothing brand. Seriously.

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Serious Pimp is alleging “The Situation” swindled the company out of thousands of dollars after having entered into a $25,000 deal to promote the brand’s clothing on his Facebook, Twitter and other media platforms. So what do you call the situation when a pimp is gunning for your money? Serious guido problems, that’s what…

“Jersey Shore’s” SNOOKI, looking less and less like her former Oompa Loompa self, is ready for new boobs and a $500,000 engagement ring for 2012.

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The pint-sized guidette is greeting the New Year enthusiastically with a smaller, firmer figure, and an itch to enlarge a part of her anatomy that may have shrunk a tad during her workout and Zantrex odyssey in the latter half of 2011. Oh, and she wants a rock, too. A big, sparkly one…

An incredibly shrinking SNOOKI continues her shrinking odyssey via Twitter…will there be anything left of Nicole Polizzi by the time Season 5 of “Jersey Shore” premieres in January?

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Does this pale, narrow-faced gal with the thin hair even look like the Snooki we know? Where is the beehive? Where is the fake tan? Where are the puffed-up cheeks shining with bronzer? If it weren’t for the leopard spots and her signature duck face, we wouldn’t even know this chick from anywhere, much less associate her with Nicole Polizzi, certified hard-drinking “Jersey Shore” guidette…