See SNOOKI Without Make-up!
Want to see “Jersey Shore’s” SNOOKI without the make-up? Well, here she is… and a’int she amazing? You can barely tell it’s the same person if it weren’t for her signature duck face.
How refreshing Nicole Polizzi looks without all her war paint! She reminds us of an innocent, teenage girl on the brink of womanhood…uh, just try not to take in the beginnings of a full-fledged pout. And after Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, who got a makeunder courtesy of XOJane last year, emerged looking freshtacularly gorgeous, don’t you have the sneaking suspicion that everyone living at the Seaside Heights beach house is hiding a “Precious Moments” face under all the fake tan and make-up?
“Jersey Shore’s” MIKE “THE SITUATION” SORRENTINO has been slapped with a lawsuit by Serious Pimp. Yes, that’s the name of a clothing brand. Seriously.
Serious Pimp is alleging “The Situation” swindled the company out of thousands of dollars after having entered into a $25,000 deal to promote the brand’s clothing on his Facebook, Twitter and other media platforms. So what do you call the situation when a pimp is gunning for your money? Serious guido problems, that’s what…
“Jersey Shore’s” SNOOKI, looking less and less like her former Oompa Loompa self, is ready for new boobs and a $500,000 engagement ring for 2012.
The pint-sized guidette is greeting the New Year enthusiastically with a smaller, firmer figure, and an itch to enlarge a part of her anatomy that may have shrunk a tad during her workout and Zantrex odyssey in the latter half of 2011. Oh, and she wants a rock, too. A big, sparkly one…
An incredibly shrinking SNOOKI continues her shrinking odyssey via Twitter…will there be anything left of Nicole Polizzi by the time Season 5 of “Jersey Shore” premieres in January?
Does this pale, narrow-faced gal with the thin hair even look like the Snooki we know? Where is the beehive? Where is the fake tan? Where are the puffed-up cheeks shining with bronzer? If it weren’t for the leopard spots and her signature duck face, we wouldn’t even know this chick from anywhere, much less associate her with Nicole Polizzi, certified hard-drinking “Jersey Shore” guidette…
“Jersey Shore” star SAMMI “Sweetheart” GIANCOLA got an amazingly gorgeous make-under for the holidays courtesy of XOJane. Who would’ve thought the overly tanned and made-up guidette could look this refreshingly pretty?
Sammi‘s the first to admit that she loves her fake tan, fake lashes, and fake hair. In fact, she normally spends two hours primping for a night out on the town with her housemates, which includes blow-drying, teasing, and flat-ironing her tresses, making her the slowest member of the “Jersey Shore” cast to get ready…
SNOOKI Is Half The Girl She Was
SNOOKI is literally half the girl she was, if her Twitter photos are any indication. The “Jersey Shore” star has lost some major weight, and if she wasn’t doing her signature duckface and wearing animal prints on her twitpics, you wouldn’t know it’s the same guidette.
In fact, the only part of her that hasn’t shrunk with her combination of Zantrex diet pills and exercise are her boobs, so celebrity news is guessing that’s about the only part of her that’s overweight…
