Jessica Simpson has been a walking disaster lately.  Her country album is out and getting so-so reviews.  The country fans aren’t welcoming her with open arms, probably because….she’s too slutty for their tastes!  Why?

More pictures after the jump…

 
 

Jessica Simpson is desperate to strip naked in a Hollywood movie! Wow, what is papa Joe Simpson going to say about this one?

Simpson wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown, even if it goes against her family’s wishes.

photos provided by PR Photos

photos provided by PR Photos

 
 

Jessica Simpson promotes her “Jessica Simpson Collection” at Macy’s in New York City.  You’ve got to like Simpson, she’s good at promoting stuff! Clothes, shoes, albums, movies, you name it, you’ve got it! Hey, who says she’s a dumb blonde, she makes lots of money! I think she’s a great business woman, big smile, big cleavage and a clean image afterall!  She’s never been to rehab, not that I know of and she’s never been to jail now that really make her even smarter! Pretty wholesome hah?

 
 

Jessica Simpson is very well-endowed!  I haven’t been writing too much about Simpson, now that she’s no long with John Mayer. Simpson isn’t very interesting to write about! Sorry to hurt any of you Simpson’s fans. But when there’re good pictures of Jessica, I show them because she’s is indeed very well endowed.

 

 
 

Jessica Simpson is known for her big boobs & listen guys, they are real!

(( Jessica Simpson is keeping it real — for now. “I’ve had none,” she says, when asked about plastic surgery.

Jessica Simpson with John Mayer in May before they went busted.. She’s got boobs!

“But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my bellybutton, I would get them lifted,” Simpson tells fashion designer pal Michael Kors, who writes about her in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar, on newsstands July 24. She adds, “But you know, my boobs are real.”))

 
 

Jessica Simpson is promoting her new film “Major Movie Star” at the Cannes Film Festival. Simpson has lost her shining armour, John Mayer! For what it’s worth, John Mayer is the one who broke it off. People make such a big thing about who’s being dumped. WTF matters! Simpson is gorgeous! John Mayer & her would have been great together but without him, Jessica Simpson is still going to do very very well!

 
 

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer is over! Well, just when John Mayer has gotten the thumbs up from Jessica Simpson’s dad & I was getting very used to this loving couple together! It’s over again! C’est la vie!

Simpson & Mayer have broken up many times before & gotten back together so never say never!

According to the source, John Mayer has broken up with Jessica because he’s over it. Jessica Simpson is now promoting her new film “Major Movie Star” at the Cannes Film Festival & apparently they talk on the phone six times a day!